What is a tomato plant a euphemism for?

yeah...

No euphemisms here.

When REAL DOOM is on your doorstep - what is the first thing that you think about ... ?

Making sure that your tomato plants are safe, dummy!!

Are you an idiot!

We at GLP LOVE our Tomato plants. They only have us in times of trouble.


You brianless moran!!!! Can't believe you posted this.


You better start loving the little Tomato.

Get a fucking heart OP!!!

it is def a euphamism for weed... but I've never been sure if GLP meant it that way..... everything here is usually shrouded in euphamisms and sarcasm so take it as you want.

Last Edited by Scarbedazzles on 11/10/2012 02:34 AM

indeed ,sarcasm is the soul of glp.

let us all rejoice!

You're high right now, aren't you?

I won't tell.

A couple years ago there was some big doom on somewhere and one poster's response was, "Should I bring in my tomato plants?" Funny because they were in a panic over the plants, and not the larger doom story. Which amused the board, and it stuck.

Shit I come back to this hostility.
Except for the last two comments.
Why am I an idiot -
What makes me a moran?
Do the mockers know absolutely everything -

Wow - I am astounded by people.

It is solely for the love of the tomato plant. Nothing more.

Mellow out, man.

They were being kind for GLP, wait unitl the really nasty people wake up. You must be new. Try the search bar at the top next time. There have been many Tomato plant threads.

It's the first thing to bring in during any kind of shit-storm because you gotta have tomatoes to survive said oncoming shit storm.

You know...

I found GLP trying to google how grow and maintain weed so...

Lol, I believe it.

sidestep your outrage for a moment-

take a deep cleansing breath-

look around now...there is much to see here.

In the USA - Soccer mums

In the UK - Hobbits..!

Regards
Jules

But hey kids bad soccer mums or careless hobbits isnt always a recipe for disaster -

rolling

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How did the master get that massive burn scar on his neck ....?

Regards
Jules

That would be your genetics my friend.

Posters are simply pointing out acute observations.


Don't be mad them. Be mad at your parents.

OP wrote it correct. Why don't you? It's euphEmism, with an E.

Moran is a term of endearment around here.

Being called brian is a title of honor too. Wear the name with pride.

i assumed weed,but i like this better.

Yes we do, that's why we know to make sure our tomatoes are safe under any circumstances.

For example - alls well that ends well...!

But slut penny's bad bread

Regards
Jules

Ha! I KNEW it would turn out to be a beautiful thing!

We need an "All GLP" Euphemism Thread!

no kidding. I assumed it was a euphamism for pot - (sorry I can't go back the "weed" I heard as a child unless we all start wearing bellbottoms.) Anyway, glad to see it's origin was more innocent in nature. My dear 78 year old mother is even known to jokingly suggest bringing in the tomato plants when there's doom cuz of this website! LOL

or badly kneaded dough

NOW say after me...!

Regards
Jules

uh, yeah..
~ quitely goes to mingle in the other part of the room......

what happened was was someone made a thread that they got inside information of an asteroid hitting earth. the op came off as very believable and it turned into a 1330 page thread. It was a well done hoax. People were gettijg emotional and frantic on the thread.

some wanker asked "should i bring in the tomato plants?" in a serious way. which is fucking retarded and funny at thexsame time. so people just joke about it when doom is approachijg.

happened several months ago.

So slut pennies bad bread tomato sarnies could never go to make tomato sarnies the new cucumber. Unripe tomato sarnies of course would make any man go green like a cucumber, and have to rush to the loo - (but to whom would everything end well ?)

Regards
Jules