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Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.

 
Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty
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Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
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11/10/2012 02:54 AM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
Women don't need men anymore. It really sucks being born male these days.
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11/10/2012 02:58 AM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
Ask out two different women per week. One for Friday, one for Saturday. Take them someplace nice and be assertive, but not obnoxious.

If you go a year without a girlfriend then complain. You can do it. Or at least give it an honest try. It's a numbers game.
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
Same way for men.

None of the opponent sex wants to give in...

Maybe if they serve you a dish of hot a loyal woman then you may say YES

BUT that won't happen.
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11/10/2012 02:59 AM
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Dude
I feel for you. My wife of 17 years just left me recently. It is hard facing life on your own.
Dont give up because there are women out there that are feeling the exact same as you do. If you both give up then you'll never find one another.
Peace and love to you brother
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11/10/2012 03:02 AM
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GLP - Where all guys are good looking, intelligent, rich and perfect in every sense of the word.
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139



Some gal will come along in the next 6 months and knock you off your feet. You'll meet her at a college and she'll be divorced and have a very young child. Your job is to marry her, love the child as your own, and have a happy family. You'll have another baby with her later on. She'll be where reasonably smart people hang out: college, library, church, grocery store, laundromat, and, hey, you can put an advertisement in the local shopper or try Craig's list... but don't be too eager. Let her find you because I'm sure you're a keeper for her and you'll be a good dad. A lot of the younger gals who've not experienced life much are pretty fickle and they don't know what's important. They think sluttery is good... it's not. You'll find a keeper, too. Just talk to God about it.

I prayed to God about my wife; perfect match to my prayer and she's wonderful. You'll get what you ask for, in prayer, if you are ernest about it and true.

Hang in there...

I'm 61; old enough to be your dad.

There is a decent woman and probably a small child in tow looking for you even now... talk to God.
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139



Some gal will come along in the next 6 months and knock you off your feet. You'll meet her at a college and she'll be divorced and have a very young child. Your job is to marry her, love the child as your own, and have a happy family. You'll have another baby with her later on. She'll be where reasonably smart people hang out: college, library, church, grocery store, laundromat, and, hey, you can put an advertisement in the local shopper or try Craig's list... but don't be too eager. Let her find you because I'm sure you're a keeper for her and you'll be a good dad. A lot of the younger gals who've not experienced life much are pretty fickle and they don't know what's important. They think sluttery is good... it's not. You'll find a keeper, too. Just talk to God about it.

I prayed to God about my wife; perfect match to my prayer and she's wonderful. You'll get what you ask for, in prayer, if you are ernest about it and true.

Hang in there...

I'm 61; old enough to be your dad.

There is a decent woman and probably a small child in tow looking for you even now... talk to God.
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Times are different now when they were when you were young, pops. Women are not what they were then.
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Women don't need men anymore. It really sucks being born male these days.
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Uh... hello? No it doesn't. Being a male is peachy.
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11/10/2012 03:06 AM
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there's this chick @ the CVS I go to once a week. I dunno why, but she caught my eye. I am in a long distance right now so I just have to play with this. Damn. Just go out and live your life as you normally do...they will pop up here and there...especially if you aren't looking.
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11/10/2012 03:07 AM
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I'll befriend whores because i feel sorry for them, they are spent most certainly not relationship material. Still waiting for the same you mention. My attitude is to not give a fook at the moment. I mean if i spend the rest of my life like this it won't really bother me. I hate popular culture and all that it stands for so my options are limited. Most women fall for the promiscuity gag they think its freedom, but as they age and get some sense they realize they've been had.
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They all want to be celebrities these days, and they wont get there with guys like us, so we are ignored.

What they fail to realize is, amongst them only 1 in 100,000 will get a mere 15 minutes of fame and then go back at normal life. By then they're in their 30s and men are not that interested in old groupies full of STDs.

Keep looking my friend. If you're lucky, eventually you'll find one that actually has a brain.
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


Probably because you spell douche bag "DOOSHBAG" what a fucking joke. your an idiot that's why. Plain as day brother
You may fool me once. But twice is unlikely
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11/10/2012 03:09 AM
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haha bet y'all are the same assholse that bash on women 24/7 on GLP!

There will be a time where no single woman in this world will need any man cause none of you dirtbags deserves the love/admiration and body of a woman.

Women are like sleeping warriors that haven't woke up to this reality yet! The so-called feminis movement was bullshit.
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Women don't need men anymore. It really sucks being born male these days.
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Uh... hello? No it doesn't. Being a male is peachy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26945271


Are you a male? I hope you earn plenty of income, have hard assets and social status or you will be in the same boat as the OP.
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OP, this is a great accomplishment!

dont be fooled into getting tied down

just find a chick here on Glp and FAN (Fuck As Needed)
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11/10/2012 03:11 AM
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GLP - Where all guys are good looking, intelligent, rich and perfect in every sense of the word.
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rofl
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11/10/2012 03:12 AM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139



Some gal will come along in the next 6 months and knock you off your feet. You'll meet her at a college and she'll be divorced and have a very young child. Your job is to marry her, love the child as your own, and have a happy family. You'll have another baby with her later on. She'll be where reasonably smart people hang out: college, library, church, grocery store, laundromat, and, hey, you can put an advertisement in the local shopper or try Craig's list... but don't be too eager. Let her find you because I'm sure you're a keeper for her and you'll be a good dad. A lot of the younger gals who've not experienced life much are pretty fickle and they don't know what's important. They think sluttery is good... it's not. You'll find a keeper, too. Just talk to God about it.

I prayed to God about my wife; perfect match to my prayer and she's wonderful. You'll get what you ask for, in prayer, if you are ernest about it and true.

Hang in there...

I'm 61; old enough to be your dad.

There is a decent woman and probably a small child in tow looking for you even now... talk to God.
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this is mostly bad advice and you should listen more than talk to God
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


Probably because you spell douche bag "DOOSHBAG" what a fucking joke. your an idiot that's why. Plain as day brother
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You sound like you can use some red karma. And it's "you're", not "your", you moron.
Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty (OP)
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11/10/2012 03:14 AM
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Thanks for the kind words, y'all. I don't mean to throw a pity party for myself, but I feel like I need advice or different perspectives because Ive just been going in circles for years...
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11/10/2012 03:15 AM
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GLP - Where all guys are good looking, intelligent, rich and perfect in every sense of the word.
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iamwith...alien03
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11/10/2012 03:19 AM
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have you tried immigrants?
they are usually nice and loyal to any white guy

just stay away from the russian hotties!
they will bleed you dry
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bump
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American woman, stay away from me eeee. American woman, mama let me be eee.
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Immigrants from which country would you recommend? I would reckon that OK City wouldn't have very many immigrants.
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11/10/2012 03:23 AM
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Live life on your own, it's easier and much simpler that way.
Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty (OP)
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11/10/2012 03:23 AM
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Just for the record I am aware that I am not using correct grammar, and I am not suggesting I am a perfect person either, but I also don't spend my time being hateful to people who have done me no wrong on the Internet. If there is any solace I can take it, it's knowing I don't go around trying to make strangers feel bad because I have nothing better to do with my time.
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11/10/2012 03:24 AM
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have you tried immigrants?
they are usually nice and loyal to any white guy

just stay away from the russian hotties!
they will bleed you dry
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Russian women are some of the most beautiful women on Earth.

Too bad they are like American women.
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11/10/2012 03:27 AM
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Dude,

Go visit south America, the ration is like 7 girls to a guy.

Don't waste your time here and there' s nothing wrong with you.

The population mix is a disaster in the US.

Most men like myself, from my city in NJ, who are approx. 24, usually date foreign women. Take a trip to South America and be appreciated for being human by latin woman, who are not wealth seeking media washed junkies.

Buy: The Blue Print, by real social dynamics.

clappa
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11/10/2012 03:30 AM
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Most girls want a Justin Bieber, Sparkle Vampire, or a trashy guy covered in tattoos that treat them like shit.
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11/10/2012 03:38 AM
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Women don't need men anymore. It really sucks being born male these days.
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They do, but they try ever so hard not to admit it.

Women are driving themselves insane by avoiding their primal instincts.

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