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Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 03:40 AM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
Don't feel bad. My wife is 25 and hasn't had any of her boyfriends over for like...5 days.
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11/10/2012 03:41 AM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance.
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


They are too afraid that you might be a psycho or similar.

So they hide away, or live with husbands/BF's whom they don't give 2 shits about.

Women are very afraid. They fear almost everything.

It is making them super crazy.
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11/10/2012 03:42 AM
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You've had 5 girlfriends all along !

ok yes women are insane.
Specially American women
Mostly because they are being worshipped sexually by American males. My friend is going to Columbia next month just to scout around ... I applaud him.. With my 10 girlfriends .
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11/10/2012 03:43 AM

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Stop Looking!
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11/10/2012 03:45 AM
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Stop Looking!
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Don't stop looking, just start living your life.

I am 42, no GF for 16 years. And I am an alpha.

In the last 16 years I have done more than 99% of the people on the planet. Life is for living.

Enjoy yours while you can.
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Be a douchenozzle to them.
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Stop Looking!
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Don't stop looking, just start living your life.

I am 42, no GF for 16 years. And I am an alpha.

In the last 16 years I have done more than 99% of the people on the planet. Life is for living.

Enjoy yours while you can.
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Basically what i meant :)
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11/10/2012 03:48 AM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
Op, i recommend Brazilians, Australians & Japanese
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11/10/2012 03:49 AM
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those are subserviant loyal pieces of ass if you find a fit one
Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty (OP)
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11/10/2012 03:54 AM
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I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance.
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


They are too afraid that you might be a psycho or similar.

So they hide away, or live with husbands/BF's whom they don't give 2 shits about.

Women are very afraid. They fear almost everything.

It is making them super crazy.
 Quoting: Great white 23801507


I've noticed that a lot of women do seem to be very influenced by the television telling them there are crazies everywhere trying to to kill them. There is a lot of unfounded paranoia.

On the other hand, maybe men should be a little more cautious with women as I've found more than a few who were wolves in sheeps clothing.
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11/10/2012 03:59 AM
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Be a douchenozzle to them.
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11/10/2012 04:01 AM
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I've noticed that a lot of women do seem to be very influenced by the television telling them there are crazies everywhere trying to to kill them. There is a lot of unfounded paranoia.

 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


The majority of people who will hurt/rape/kill you are people you already know.
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11/10/2012 04:03 AM
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Women don't need men anymore. It really sucks being born male these days.
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They do, but they try ever so hard not to admit it.

Women are driving themselves insane by avoiding their primal instincts.
 Quoting: Great white 23801507


Fellas as bad as you have it I assure you the nobody has it far worse. That dude couldn't get laid in a whore house with a one thousand dollar bill bwahahahahahaha!!
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11/10/2012 04:03 AM
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Women stick with your own race that is where your loyalties lay. All else is asking for trouble.
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11/10/2012 04:03 AM
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Im 43 and havent ha da shag for 12 years never mind a 'girlfriend'.

Take up a hobby like fihing and you after a while you wont be bothered by them.

Regards
Jules
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11/10/2012 04:06 AM
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Women don't need men anymore. It really sucks being born male these days.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


They do, but they try ever so hard not to admit it.

Women are driving themselves insane by avoiding their primal instincts.
 Quoting: Great white 23801507


AC13642938, two posts above yours, said it all. Us guys in the states are getting really tired of the head games and mental abuse dished out by the opposite gender here.
eve incognito
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11/10/2012 09:23 AM
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Thanks for the kind words, y'all. I don't mean to throw a pity party for myself, but I feel like I need advice or different perspectives because Ive just been going in circles for years...
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


first of all, you sound very nice, and you do sound confident, in a real way, and that is veryattractive in a man.
(all intelligent people question themselves, abd that is not insecurity it's called not being a gigantic arse)
i think, the kind of woman that will go for a fake BS confidence, or a man that treats her bad, isn't the kind of woman you would want, so there can be nothing wrong with your attitude, on the contrary, it's a healthy attitude.
the only thing i can think, off the top of my head, is either you are looking in the wrong places, or you do not want a relationship yet, on a subconscience level.
i know, it's sounds silly, coz you just said you wanted one, but sometimes parts of us trick the other parts of us in order to, well i dunno, either trap us or help us.

(i know i'm not making much sense, but it's the best i can do, on such short notice=)

look, you really seem like a good, quality man, and i dunno, why women around you cannot appreciate that and be all over you, it makes me think they can't be very smart??

my husband, when you look at him, he looks like this sexy, young man, that could be anywhere from 20 to 30 years of age, there is no way to tell, and maybe had spend his life in a small very happy eutopian kingdom as the price charming of the place, who spend his life learning how to carry himself like a prince and a gentlemen, getting the best educationa and fighting with his dad about the arranged marriage bit. when he talks, you realize this guy can't be 20, he knows EVERYTHING, and you think it's probably just the that all princes charming that lived in a fairy tale kingdom look this untoched and uncorupted by the world...(i kept thinking i have to protect him from these evil people that were after me, and pretend i do not want to be with him, coz he couldn't possibly know how much evil exists in this world, he looks sou pure at heart...but, /bare with me there is a point/, when push comes to shove, when i really needed him,(he ended up protecting me, dispite my enemies, his so called friends and my own faked reluctance to accept his help), this lovely, chocolate cake looking guy transforms into crazy in the best way, amazingly dangerous man who will kill, mame and walk through walls for him and his family (me basically), whenever the curcumstancres demand it.

why did i tell you about my husband, well a) i love bragging abot how lucky i am

but

b)there are women in this world that will automatically appreciate a real man, who knows when the time is to cry and when it is time to be an assassin.
or who isn't ashemd to come out and say, there is nothing wrong with me, but i do need an opinion and perspective on why exactly i do not have a gf for many years now....

you live in a crazy world, i know it sounds corny, but it's true, but there is a woman out there who, when you meet her will be capable of appreciating what a mighty good man she has, you hang in there and any day now someone will come and make it all "worth it" for you!

not all women are shallow, or have daddy issues....some of us actually like our dad, and manged to forgive him for not being perfect, and we like men, and especially real, in both senses (strong, and real as oppose to pretending to be perfect), men.
i hope you meet you woman soon and she spends her life making it up to you, for all the lonlyness and waiting....
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11/10/2012 09:26 AM
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OP, being single is awesome. Make lots of friends. Forget relationships. Sex is way overrated. Once you realize this, life is easy and much more enjoyable. The body is a temple, no need to pollute it with people that are just passing through our lives.
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11/10/2012 09:27 AM
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by focusing on what you lack, you unconsciously but without a doubt draw that Lack toward you. Forget about women and focus on the positive aspects of your life. THEN, she will come
eve incognito
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11/10/2012 09:32 AM
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i'm sorry for my spelling imapairment OP, it seems to rub a lot of people the wrong way, but i really have a very strange brain, and a really old computer, basically i'm connecting from a bucket, turned PC, so bare with me, i do wanna give you some imput, but unless you can be patient and appreciate my handicep is not a personal attack to annoy you, then i'v e got nothing.

beer2cheers
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11/10/2012 09:32 AM
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Prayer works, but be sure you want what you ask for.

I once asked for strength and all Hell broke lose.
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11/10/2012 09:36 AM
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Op,
I suggest you look in other places.
You are not 'finding' good women becuase you are looking in the wrong places!

Get out of YOUR comfort zone and live.
Also, you must put some work in. The worst thing that you can do is sit back and feel entitled to a good woman becuase 'you' think that you are a good catch. Hit the gym. Work on your body. Start working on bringing up your self confidence. Dont try to look like a good catch. BE a good catch!

Last, dont hate on the other guy.
This makes you look weak and desperate.
In truth, he is just like you.
Run your own race.
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Op, i recommend Brazilians, Australians & Japanese
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21669503


those are subserviant loyal pieces of ass if you find a fit one
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CrazyEyesThreadKilla

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Ask out two different women per week. One for Friday, one for Saturday. Take them someplace nice and be assertive, but not obnoxious.

If you go a year without a girlfriend then complain. You can do it. Or at least give it an honest try. It's a numbers game.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 927602


Most of the advice on this thread is nonsense, except for this post, which is one of the most valuable pieces of advice for a single guy to absorb.

It is a numbers game. Whatever your inherent talent level - your batting average as it were - if you take enough swings, you will get hits.

The key is not to emotionally invest yourself when hitting on a girl. If she blows you off, don't take it personally. You have no idea why she's not interested. Odds are it has nothing to do with you, and even if it does, so what, to use the cliche, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

The other key is to not think about waiting for your soulmate or something overly romantic like that. I made that mistake for several years, and it really limits your chances, since you don't take stupid, low probability risks, which is what the numbers game is all about. Ask girls out at improbably unlikely places - it is actually much more likely to be fruitful than a bar or club.

I met my wife at, of all places, a falafel place in NYC. I hopped in for some take-out, and there she was, dazzingly hot, waiting for her own order. I said hi, asked her what she was ordering, talked a bit, and asked for her phone number before leaving. The rest is history.

The key is that, when I hit on her initially, I was just following a pattern. I had probably hit on 2-3 women earlier in the week. Unless I was seriously involved in a relationship, I made a point of regularly saying hi to someone attractive.

That, and when she says yes to a date, don't be a cheapskate or an ass on your first date. You sound like a decent guy, so it sounds like you do fine on the date side. If not, I'll happily add a few things that have worked for me. Dating is like interviewing for a job - same secrets to success.
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11/10/2012 09:50 AM
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If you can't get a girlfriend, buy a fleshlight.
"What happened to the legendary Chris Redfield, huh? What happened to you!?"
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11/10/2012 09:57 AM
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I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139



Some gal will come along in the next 6 months and knock you off your feet. You'll meet her at a college and she'll be divorced and have a very young child. Your job is to marry her, love the child as your own, and have a happy family. You'll have another baby with her later on. She'll be where reasonably smart people hang out: college, library, church, grocery store, laundromat, and, hey, you can put an advertisement in the local shopper or try Craig's list... but don't be too eager. Let her find you because I'm sure you're a keeper for her and you'll be a good dad. A lot of the younger gals who've not experienced life much are pretty fickle and they don't know what's important. They think sluttery is good... it's not. You'll find a keeper, too. Just talk to God about it.

I prayed to God about my wife; perfect match to my prayer and she's wonderful. You'll get what you ask for, in prayer, if you are ernest about it and true.

Hang in there...

I'm 61; old enough to be your dad.

There is a decent woman and probably a small child in tow looking for you even now... talk to God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26945271


I also prayed for my wife, perfect for me. She and I got together under odd circumstances, among other things, makes me have faith that God did give me her and her me. We are perfect for each other.

OP, pray to God. Try to stop cursing, stop harping on other people, stop being negative... and just pray to God. You can't change other people, you can't change how things will go in other people's minds, but God can, and He will if you try to change your life for the better, and I don't mean going to church on sunday or doing something fake like donating money to a charity, I am talking about being kind towards those you hate, having patience for those who you get impatient with.. be a saint, have patience and love in your heart, and ask God for help!

hf Praying for you my friend, may God bless you.
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Feel the same here..... some women just don't like alpha males anymore, I agree with the other responses though foreign women are thee best.


I suggest Czech girls ;) they are the hottest and horniest sideways


American women are just complete sh'iitey whores.

Russians are to damn picky.

South Americans are to damn dirty.

African Americans are to damn greedy, wouldn't ever let you look at another women -(personal experience)

Asian women don't know what men want in bed.

If you want to stay in the "Americas" to find a gf or wife go sterotypical and get a punk girl covered in tatooes with big titties rockon

Or you could always go looking for a guy.......banana bananasex
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11/10/2012 10:09 AM
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Ask one lady out ONCE a week.

I guess we agree that the probability that a lady decides to go out with you is AT LEAST 0.5% (really it can't be smaller than that, or else there is something terribly wrong with you which I guess is not the case here).

Then the probability that you will get at least one date in one year is more than 1-0.995^(52) = 23%. In two years time, its 41%! So there is hope!
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11/10/2012 10:12 AM
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Women surround themselves around confidence, simply put!

If you have a good job or your an entrepreneur and motivated you'll have no problem finding a girl. They want something that most men don't have, security and stability!

Get that and you'll be set, trust me. CONFIDENCE IS MAN'S BEST FRIEND!
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Ask one lady out ONCE a week.

I guess we agree that the probability that a lady decides to go out with you is AT LEAST 0.5% (really it can't be smaller than that, or else there is something terribly wrong with you which I guess is not the case here).

Then the probability that you will get at least one date in one year is more than 1-0.995^(52) = 23%. In two years time, its 41%! So there is hope!
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cruise Oh, my someone did some math....

Wow those are some odds blink

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