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Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.

 
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2 + 9 = 11 = TROLL.
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I am in the same boat. I've been single for 6 years so I completely understand. It's nice to be single but yes I get lonely too, especially around the holidays.

Sure I can go out and pick up a guy at the bar but that is not me. I have young daughters and it is so important to me to be a good role model for them. I am old fashioned and I think that is what limits me in the dating scene. I could care less about looks, money, or age. It is the person inside that counts to me.

Besides I find that I am very alone in my beliefs. It is why I like GLP so much because I see like minded individuals. I couldn't imagine trying to talk to most men about my theories. I am even quiet on here.

I have just resigned myself to being the lonely lady with cats, haha.

I don't have advice, I can only relate. Best of luck.
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Now, listen here, OP... the above woman *IS* the kind of woman you need to seek. Exactly as I told you in my first reply to you.

WAKE UP.
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I am in the same boat. I've been single for 6 years so I completely understand. It's nice to be single but yes I get lonely too, especially around the holidays.

Sure I can go out and pick up a guy at the bar but that is not me. I have young daughters and it is so important to me to be a good role model for them. I am old fashioned and I think that is what limits me in the dating scene. I could care less about looks, money, or age. It is the person inside that counts to me.

Besides I find that I am very alone in my beliefs. It is why I like GLP so much because I see like minded individuals. I couldn't imagine trying to talk to most men about my theories. I am even quiet on here.

I have just resigned myself to being the lonely lady with cats, haha.

I don't have advice, I can only relate. Best of luck.
 Quoting: NothingFancy


Now, listen here, OP... the above woman *IS* the kind of woman you need to seek. Exactly as I told you in my first reply to you.

WAKE UP.
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Hee-hee....I thought the same thing! twirl
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OP, being single is awesome. Make lots of friends. Forget relationships. Sex is way overrated. Once you realize this, life is easy and much more enjoyable. The body is a temple, no need to pollute it with people that are just passing through our lives.
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Make a tatto on yourself and women will come ...
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29 with no g/f for nearly 5 years?

Sounds like someone has been stress free for nearly 5 years.
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ohyeah

But doesn't realize it.
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"It took a while but it dawned on me that all they really wanted was a taste of what we have. they didn't want me per se, they wanted to experience for a brief moment a stable marriage with a loving husband.

Fortunately, I never did anything and nothing came of it."

Listen, Bubba, your wife sent these friends on a mission. You're very lucky you did nothing else you would be singing "Alimony Blues" and "Child Support From Hell" songs today.

Integrity is priceless.
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It was deleted for a reason, hotshot. Canadians are morons.
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My 2 cents is to understand the mind first. And the result is this will cause steadiness in life. THe mind by it's nature always focuses on lack. This is evident here on this thread you started. Also the mind always wants. It is never satisfied. The mind is not you. You are what is witnessing and watching the mind. The mind is just a thought. And thoughts are not real. They are just air. The thought that you need to get a girl is just a thought etc. Anyway cutting to the chase- be content in where you are at. You are being spared. The girl will come when it will and not a second before. Enjoy the time alone for even when we are with someone else - we are alone. We came here alone and we leave this life alone.

Most people who are marred are miserable. All the couples I know complain. Nothing wrong with it. The mind is a complainer. So if you are not your mind then it is the ego or mind that is complaining. You get the girl and then the mind will want her to meet a certain expectation.She will not be totally happy with you and your ways as well eventually. There are people in relationships that feel more alone then those who are not. All is an illusion. The illusion is that you think that having a relationship will make you happy. Sadness is the flipside of happiness so you will get both. NO escaping that.

My marriages all started off great. Then I felt trapped and never able to please my wives. They were pleased by my either. So the marriages ended in divorce and much heartbreak and pain.

So I have been by myself and enjoy eating alone or going out to eat. NO hassle. I have female friends but nothing is going on there. We meet for dinner and we go dutch. Have good conversation and that is it. I am content. But the mind is tricky- thoughts do come and fantasize that my life would be much better with a girl and the sex etc. But don't buy into the lie. IT will happen if it is meant to. And if not so what. Enjoy the solitude. It ain't that bad.
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hit the gym bro! Just being in a more social setting might help- do the spin class, Pilates, whatever they offer. If that's not your thing, P90x it up at home for 6+ months.

Birds of a feather flock together..

After you're more in shape and have some physical confidence there's plenty of free online dating sites to checkout- okcupid, plentyoffish, whatever. If you feel like giving your money away, match.com. Then, put some time into it. Give it at least 30 minutes everyday.

Since it's not as easy to meet people as it was in college, join a Yoga class, get involved with a coed sports league (like kickball), spend more time being where other single women would be- flea market, farmers market, go volunteer at whatever- selflessness is sexy.

I'm kinda in the same boat, but I don't put much effort into looking, just know what's worked out for friends.
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2 + 9 = 11 = TROLL.
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Hahaha I've been found out!


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11/11/2012 02:05 AM
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Too bad the system is bullshit.

The women are tricked into supporting it and only the male that supports it. Thinking they are supporting the real male.

It's all fucked up on this planet.

Evolution backwards.

Not good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25601325


Yep, we stopped evolving sometime in the last century.

"Real men" are now men that allow women to be loud/rude/entitled bitches.

Real women are not that, but sadly, there are not that many real women left.
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What is the difference between a girl like that and a real hooker

Answer:
The hooker fucks for temporary money and occasionally fucks somebody she like

The Trash fucks for permanent money and never fucks somebody she likes, she only like herself.

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rofl

And sadly true.
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31-36 women are now getting desperate. they are competing with 20 year old's for men and they are losing. This is actually the age range i have always found to be the most sensible. Ironically some of these women are in seriously good shape and fucking horny as hell. But the end of the line is coming and hormones are screaming.
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Usually have kids, and borderline crazy because they have wasted so many years ignoring their own heart-felt desires.
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Look for old fashioned, non-brainwashed women from foreign countries. Feminism has destroyed women in America and most of the rest of the so called first world, soon to be the last world.
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Lucky you. Just think of all the money you have saved and all the trouble you have avoided. If you need a girl just rent one as required.
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Women don't need men anymore. It really sucks being born male these days.
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Fleshlight™! Who needs who?
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Steers and queers!

Which one are you?

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11/11/2012 04:49 AM
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Go Korea find nice Korean woman. They cook for you and you get browjob everly night. Korean women best like asian plincess.

Stay away from American woman they all angly mean bitch hore take all the money.

granny
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Strive for virtuous excellence in all aspects of your life. Mediocrity is for people who want to stop or are arrogant enough to think they have reached greatness in their life. You are not perfect and never will be but that shouldnt discourage you from improving yourself and your daily life.

You have principles, don't you EVER compromise on those for ANYBODY. when you do that, you are not being true to yourself.

Find people who are like minded and who share your values. Discard those who make you apathetic and drag you down with their words and actions.

Be humble and quiet about things. Tell the truth, even if people don't agree with you.

Don't run in the rat race and don't even run your own race. Just do your own thing whenever you want the way you want. Be aware of what's happening around you. Be an observer and take action when you are ready.

Work on these things first, because it sounds like you havent done enough soul searching.

You can't change women or people in general.

The best place to start seeing improvements and change for the better is with YOU.

When that happens, the right people and 'that girl' will find you.

Last of all, what I have written is serious business, so have fun along the way and that will keep you sane.
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Strive for virtuous excellence in all aspects of your life. Mediocrity is for people who want to stop or are arrogant enough to think they have reached greatness in their life. You are not perfect and never will be but that shouldnt discourage you from improving yourself and your daily life.

You have principles, don't you EVER compromise on those for ANYBODY. when you do that, you are not being true to yourself.

Find people who are like minded and who share your values. Discard those who make you apathetic and drag you down with their words and actions.

Be humble and quiet about things. Tell the truth, even if people don't agree with you.

Don't run in the rat race and don't even run your own race. Just do your own thing whenever you want the way you want. Be aware of what's happening around you. Be an observer and take action when you are ready.

Work on these things first, because it sounds like you havent done enough soul searching.

You can't change women or people in general.

The best place to start seeing improvements and change for the better is with YOU.

When that happens, the right people and 'that girl' will find you.

Last of all, what I have written is serious business, so have fun along the way and that will keep you sane.
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I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


try in a town next to yours.. or a small town girl

check craigslist.. 99% of your time will be wasted but that 1% when you find her or she finds you, bam! you're good.

take her somewhere for some raw/organic/gluten-free/vegetarian/vegan food, get some raw fresh juice in her, so her body feels good... and if you buy a juicer and learn to juice organic fruit/veggies like I have, they'll sure to come back for more juice and more of you.
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I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


try in a town next to yours.. or a small town girl

check craigslist.. 99% of your time will be wasted but that 1% when you find her or she finds you, bam! you're good.

take her somewhere for some raw/organic/gluten-free/vegetarian/vegan food, get some raw fresh juice in her, so her body feels good... and if you buy a juicer and learn to juice organic fruit/veggies like I have, they'll sure to come back for more juice and more of you.
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also... make her swallow it, semen... not kidding you, show her this [link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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Go Korea find nice Korean woman. They cook for you and you get browjob everly night. Korean women best like asian plincess.

Stay away from American woman they all angly mean bitch hore take all the money.

granny
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haha so true!
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I am in the same boat. I've been single for 6 years so I completely understand. It's nice to be single but yes I get lonely too, especially around the holidays.

Sure I can go out and pick up a guy at the bar but that is not me. I have young daughters and it is so important to me to be a good role model for them. I am old fashioned and I think that is what limits me in the dating scene. I could care less about looks, money, or age. It is the person inside that counts to me.

Besides I find that I am very alone in my beliefs. It is why I like GLP so much because I see like minded individuals. I couldn't imagine trying to talk to most men about my theories. I am even quiet on here.

I have just resigned myself to being the lonely lady with cats, haha.

I don't have advice, I can only relate. Best of luck.
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You a Christian by any chance ? :)
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I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


You are an idiot. And women are smarter than you and right, to not to date ya.

Get a psycho help, go to church, talk to someone.

If not, expect the capital punishment, after the crime you will commit.

Choose.
Know that the capital punishment is not of this earth.

Bon nuit.
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I am in the same boat. I've been single for 6 years so I completely understand. It's nice to be single but yes I get lonely too, especially around the holidays.

Sure I can go out and pick up a guy at the bar but that is not me. I have young daughters and it is so important to me to be a good role model for them. I am old fashioned and I think that is what limits me in the dating scene. I could care less about looks, money, or age. It is the person inside that counts to me.

Besides I find that I am very alone in my beliefs. It is why I like GLP so much because I see like minded individuals. I couldn't imagine trying to talk to most men about my theories. I am even quiet on here.

I have just resigned myself to being the lonely lady with cats, haha.

I don't have advice, I can only relate. Best of luck.
 Quoting: NothingFancy


You a Christian by any chance ? :)
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.. I was living in PA last year, but moved back to my hometown in WNY
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I am in the same boat. I've been single for 6 years so I completely understand. It's nice to be single but yes I get lonely too, especially around the holidays.

Sure I can go out and pick up a guy at the bar but that is not me. I have young daughters and it is so important to me to be a good role model for them. I am old fashioned and I think that is what limits me in the dating scene. I could care less about looks, money, or age. It is the person inside that counts to me.

Besides I find that I am very alone in my beliefs. It is why I like GLP so much because I see like minded individuals. I couldn't imagine trying to talk to most men about my theories. I am even quiet on here.

I have just resigned myself to being the lonely lady with cats, haha.

I don't have advice, I can only relate. Best of luck.
 Quoting: NothingFancy


You a Christian by any chance ? :)
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.. I was living in PA last year, but moved back to my hometown in WNY
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I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


THAT is your "problem".

And I understand, that you don't want to think women are fucked up and evil. But I'm sorry man... THEY ARE. And if you don't quite believe it yet, then give it another 5 years.

I also understand that you are reluctant to say that you despise women at this point. But I assure you, you will get past that, as well. I've got NO problem admitting that I hate these creatures beyond measure. By far, I've had more misery introduced into my life by women, than any other sources COMBINED.

When I was young, and a lot more naive, I used to thing of women as these magical, mystical creatures, who could bring love and happiness. But over time, I came to the sad realization that they are the most evil creatures on this planet.

You will not find a more confused, irrational, illogical, unreasonable, ridiculous, deceitful, selfish, fickle, self-righteous, conniving, insincere, crafty, disingenuous, and flat out INSANE creature on this planet, than a woman.

It used to be, nothing bothered me more, than seeing a woman hurt, or suffering. But for the last decade especially, I can't think of anything better. When a woman get screwed over, I rejoice. When a woman gets the shit kicked out of her, I laugh. When a woman suffer due to the repercussions of her own actions, I have a beer. And I don't even drink.

And to all the women who will have some snide bullshit to say about this post, you can drop dead. And I hope that you do. I hope that you get eaten alive by some particularly nasty and hopeless variety of cancer.

I've given you idiotic bitches every IMAGINABLE chance to redeem yourselves, but all I keep seeing is more of the exact same insanity. No WONDER half of you are on psychiatric meds. You're nothing but hollow-headed sluts and whores. Pathological "princesses".

You think that it's mere coincidence that so many reasonable men are waking up to your bullshit. You think it's "baseless" that so many men want nothing to do with you any longer. You think it's because they "can't handle strong women"... LOL!

Wake up from your delusion, you psychotic, brain-wiped socially engineered skanks! You're INSANE, and like all insane people, you think that the people who SEE IT, are insane.

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