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Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.

 
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Sheesh man your a failure ,my wife died 10 yrs ago and i have been fighting them off ,i even had a married one offering to buy me a house near her ,i had to hide in the end,buck up your letting mankind down .5a
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I am guessing that you are a degenerate turdball.

They usually have a remarkable success fate with women.

Either that, or you are just a panty-sniffing legend, in your own mind.
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
rate ^^^
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11/23/2012 11:14 PM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
God is protecting you from mindless relationships will typical materialistic women.

wait and she will find you./
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Best advice I have heard thus far, thanks!
 Quoting: OKCconspiradude


True. But keep in mind, the same will apply, 20 years from now. You'll still be waiting for her to find you, while people continue assuring you that she will.
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11/23/2012 11:14 PM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
DUDE!

GLP's own TTOWN GIRL lives in Oklahoma!! Hook up with her!

this is a match made in heaven!
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11/23/2012 11:18 PM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
looking for a nice girl?

open minded?

seriously, guys like that do not exist.

I have seen how more than half of the god like production audience hate on trans women, and anything a bit different,

No Im not TS but have loads of friends who are...

single 29yo Female

uk

why?


because there are just no good men left for those of us who got left behind in the first draft!

rant
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Well, at least you did your part to hold up the UK's reputation for being full of toothless and brainless imbeciles.
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11/23/2012 11:18 PM
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STOP BOTHERING WOMEN OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!
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11/23/2012 11:19 PM
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Just go to the club or bar, plenty of dumb bitches to pick up and fuck.
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Only if the OP is insane, as well as lonely.
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11/23/2012 11:20 PM
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STOP BOTHERING WOMEN OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!
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STOP BELIEVING THAT ALL WOMEN ARE WORTHY OF THE TOP 15% OF MEN!
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11/23/2012 11:21 PM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
If it's any consolation.. I'm 27 and been single for over three years. Same boat really. Just as fed up as you.
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11/23/2012 11:25 PM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
it won't happen by magic mate. you have to actually approach a girl.

tip... don't be creepy, just make a fun comment and try to follow up with small talk.
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And prepare to be treated as a "pest".
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11/23/2012 11:27 PM
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
You are going for young girls right?
 Quoting: Ladydoom


The guy is 29.

What... you expect him to go for old hags?
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11/23/2012 11:30 PM
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It was deleted for a reason, hotshot. Canadians are morons.
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+1000
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11/23/2012 11:32 PM
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I am in the same boat. I've been single for 6 years so I completely understand. It's nice to be single but yes I get lonely too, especially around the holidays.

Sure I can go out and pick up a guy at the bar but that is not me. I have young daughters and it is so important to me to be a good role model for them. I am old fashioned and I think that is what limits me in the dating scene. I could care less about looks, money, or age. It is the person inside that counts to me.

Besides I find that I am very alone in my beliefs. It is why I like GLP so much because I see like minded individuals. I couldn't imagine trying to talk to most men about my theories. I am even quiet on here.

I have just resigned myself to being the lonely lady with cats, haha.

I don't have advice, I can only relate. Best of luck.
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You a Christian by any chance ? :)
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.. I was living in PA last year, but moved back to my hometown in WNY
 Quoting: DesignLov3


Yes I am a Christian. :)
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31-36 women are now getting desperate. they are competing with 20 year old's for men and they are losing. This is actually the age range i have always found to be the most sensible. Ironically some of these women are in seriously good shape and fucking horny as hell. But the end of the line is coming and hormones are screaming.
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Usually have kids, and borderline crazy because they have wasted so many years ignoring their own heart-felt desires.
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Borderline??
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Look for old fashioned, non-brainwashed women from foreign countries. Feminism has destroyed women in America and most of the rest of the so called first world, soon to be the last world.
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Truer words were never spoken.
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11/23/2012 11:35 PM
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I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


just because you can't get laid, that means there are no "decent" women out there?

maybe you are not half the catch you think you are

maybe you should go trolling for an Asian or Russian mail-order bride

boo-hoo, some guy can't get laid

put this shit in your blog, ffs.
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11/23/2012 11:36 PM
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I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


You are an idiot. And women are smarter than you and right, to not to date ya.

Get a psycho help, go to church, talk to someone.

If not, expect the capital punishment, after the crime you will commit.

Choose.
Know that the capital punishment is not of this earth.

Bon nuit.
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What are you... 10 years old, Eurotard?
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Just to clear things up, I'm not mega-depressed, and I'm not fat. I eat mostly organic/free range and I'm 6'4 210 lbs and get decent exercise. I'm not rich, but I've got a job and live on my own. I don't hate women anymore than I hate men if they are behaving badly. I understand that women want a confident provider type, security and all that but they don't understand that a truly confident person doesn't have to go broadcasting it to the world constantly. If they do that then there is a high probability they are actually insecure. That's what frustrates me a lot is lots of women don't seem to have a very good sense of fake confidence and a more reserved kind of confidence that doesn't have anything to prove.
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


OP, women nowadays for for the most fake, jive-talking maggots imaginable. Brainless pop-culture clones have 100 times the probability of having a steady girlfriend than you do. FACT.

Try and remember WHO'S world you are currently living in, OP. And in Satan's world, good, decent, well-intentioned men, are going to be the loneliest guys in town.

And these idiots who don't believe in the spiritual realm are the most clueless dupes on the planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28361813

^^^ this.. give your life to Jesus
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Look for old fashioned, non-brainwashed women from foreign countries. Feminism has destroyed women in America and most of the rest of the so called first world, soon to be the last world.
 Quoting: SevenThunders


Truer words were never spoken.
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boo-hoo

looking for old fashioned, non-brainwashed men

most of you American men have been brainwashed by the college-degree, white collar standard and are afraid to get your precious hands dirty for even a minute

can't even change the oil in your own car

white-collar pussies with no valuable skills
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Re: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
I am in the same boat. I've been single for 6 years so I completely understand. It's nice to be single but yes I get lonely too, especially around the holidays.

Sure I can go out and pick up a guy at the bar but that is not me. I have young daughters and it is so important to me to be a good role model for them. I am old fashioned and I think that is what limits me in the dating scene. I could care less about looks, money, or age. It is the person inside that counts to me.

Besides I find that I am very alone in my beliefs. It is why I like GLP so much because I see like minded individuals. I couldn't imagine trying to talk to most men about my theories. I am even quiet on here.

I have just resigned myself to being the lonely lady with cats, haha.

I don't have advice, I can only relate. Best of luck.
 Quoting: NothingFancy


You a Christian by any chance ? :)
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.. I was living in PA last year, but moved back to my hometown in WNY
 Quoting: DesignLov3


Yes I am a Christian. :)
 Quoting: NothingFancy

Yayy I finally met my soul mate, on GLP of all places. See OP anything is possible. Name's Steve by the way.
-Steve
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11/23/2012 11:42 PM
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Male 59 years old and my wife stopped sex 20 years ago.
Separate bedroom...yeah I snore...and I actually feel I am imposing on anothers sleep...she snores more than I now.

Still have the honey due lists which I ignore as the relentless nagging and repetative remarks are routine and mindlessly generated. Like most sexless, power freaks, she is definately talking to Dr. Alzhiemer...LOL

Stopped playing the game. Not fun in my house this past 10 years,,,rarely talk as it remains a combat zone,,,no matter what.

Guess what...all of the above about women post stuff is true....

Men, starts out good...then kids, then very lonely, then pussy whippped guilt trips, no sex...but really, no respect...

Men, you do not need respect, you need to give it--at least until your children have been weaned off.

In the mean time...Porn is a gift. NO matter what the sexless women or religitards say.

Nature is interesting, as control freaky women age they loose everything...mainly fun....and tacitely hate men.

Actually, they really do not know what they think or who they are....control freak balloons without knots.

Their anger is palpable and destructive...

Finishing off two daughters (a marriage and grad school)who have been infested with the hate men story. Mothers who undermind and have circuitous negative thinking. Devestating. Most women wanted their place....Is she aware...NOPE!

For those women who respond. Stop and think, are you aware that you are this way....Of course not.

I like most men am merely a pay check for this. Was it always like this...why, no. Most women think that at age 30-45 he is okay. Men after 45, watch out. It is over.

Am I alone in this scenrio...NOPE...this is rampant and more prevalant than is depicted in the news or books. one of the hugest un talked about occurance in the USA.

Men are the check book that women are being influenced to sign off on.

Television made men look stupid and women seem to be the brains...The bitchy wife of "everyone loves Raymond" scenario balanced by the wierd mother and typical sexless dad...well, there you have it.

Luckily, men are now aware of this feminist agenda. And, we will allow you to play it until our kids have matured.

Then we will drop you....

Women, to be sure, most of your men are planning to dump you eventually. You stopped having sex in a meaningful way.
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I can't figure out why there are no decent women out there who will even give me a chance. I am open minded, listen, considerate, intelligent, above average looks, not a brainwashed zombie. It's like no women will even give me a chance. I am not interested in hearing advice like " you've got to be mean to her" or change this or change that. There is nothing wrong with me that a decent woman wouldn't at least try and give me a chance with her for awhile. I am so sick of bring passed over for dooshbags and assholes all the time just because I don't ooze some kind of transparent fake confidence that supposed to make a girl think you've "got it all together" or whatever. I don't want to think that all women are fucked up and evil and there is no hope but I would have thought that god or the universe or whatever would have someone out there for me by now. I'm a good person and deserve to have somebody else, a companion. I know things could be worse, like I could have been born with no legs or arms, but its still not any fun being lonely all the time. Is everybody else just insane, what is wrong with this planet!?!?
 Quoting: Lonely in Oklahoma Shitty 26264139


just because you can't get laid, that means there are no "decent" women out there?

maybe you are not half the catch you think you are

maybe you should go trolling for an Asian or Russian mail-order bride

boo-hoo, some guy can't get laid

put this shit in your blog, ffs.
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There's one of those smug, delusional, brain-wiped AmeriKan kunts now, OP. Just like the ones were were warning you about!
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FIRST ... Break up with your homo partner; second move OUT of your Mom's basement and third, stop watching porn, at least 3 days a week/before dates.
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Look for old fashioned, non-brainwashed women from foreign countries. Feminism has destroyed women in America and most of the rest of the so called first world, soon to be the last world.
 Quoting: SevenThunders


Truer words were never spoken.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28361813


boo-hoo

looking for old fashioned, non-brainwashed men

most of you American men have been brainwashed by the college-degree, white collar standard and are afraid to get your precious hands dirty for even a minute

can't even change the oil in your own car

white-collar pussies with no valuable skills
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16197383


Look, OP!

There's that mind-wiped libtard kunt again!

We warned you about her, and then she shows up to give you a sample! LOL!!
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Male 59 years old and my wife stopped sex 20 years ago.
Separate bedroom...yeah I snore...and I actually feel I am imposing on anothers sleep...she snores more than I now.

Still have the honey due lists which I ignore as the relentless nagging and repetative remarks are routine and mindlessly generated. Like most sexless, power freaks, she is definately talking to Dr. Alzhiemer...LOL

Stopped playing the game. Not fun in my house this past 10 years,,,rarely talk as it remains a combat zone,,,no matter what.

Guess what...all of the above about women post stuff is true....

Men, starts out good...then kids, then very lonely, then pussy whippped guilt trips, no sex...but really, no respect...

Men, you do not need respect, you need to give it--at least until your children have been weaned off.

In the mean time...Porn is a gift. NO matter what the sexless women or religitards say.

Nature is interesting, as control freaky women age they loose everything...mainly fun....and tacitely hate men.

Actually, they really do not know what they think or who they are....control freak balloons without knots.

Their anger is palpable and destructive...

Finishing off two daughters (a marriage and grad school)who have been infested with the hate men story. Mothers who undermind and have circuitous negative thinking. Devestating. Most women wanted their place....Is she aware...NOPE!

For those women who respond. Stop and think, are you aware that you are this way....Of course not.

I like most men am merely a pay check for this. Was it always like this...why, no. Most women think that at age 30-45 he is okay. Men after 45, watch out. It is over.

Am I alone in this scenrio...NOPE...this is rampant and more prevalant than is depicted in the news or books. one of the hugest un talked about occurance in the USA.

Men are the check book that women are being influenced to sign off on.

Television made men look stupid and women seem to be the brains...The bitchy wife of "everyone loves Raymond" scenario balanced by the wierd mother and typical sexless dad...well, there you have it.

Luckily, men are now aware of this feminist agenda. And, we will allow you to play it until our kids have matured.

Then we will drop you....


Women, to be sure, most of your men are planning to dump you eventually. You stopped having sex in a meaningful way.
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THIS is the wave that is coming. The momentum is building, and there's NOTHING that you brainwashed bitches can do to stop it.

It sure took long enough, but FINALLY guys are seeing what's been done to them, and choosing to OPT OUT.