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Jesus - an alternative story

 
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11/10/2012 04:31 AM
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Jesus - an alternative story
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'One ruling family elder had a son named Jesus. Jesus was a bright intelligent diligent student who was particularly bright when it came to the matters of politics and was a keen student when it came to history. He studied a pharaoh called Akhenaten and what he was accused of, which in effect, had caused the civil war to rage.
Akhenaten was accused of sun worship and accused of bringing into existence monotheism (the worship of one god) the peoples of Egypt rose against him according to historical accounts, because they were still convinced there were multiple gods. But because Jesus was of the ruling families he had access to another set of records that contained a different version of events.'
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11/10/2012 04:57 AM
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No, no, no! He's a sky fairy. He's the son of an even bigger sky fairy. Now stop trying to confuse the children! You know how angry they get when you fuck with their fantasy...
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11/10/2012 05:11 AM
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No, no, no! He's a sky fairy. He's the son of an even bigger sky fairy. Now stop trying to confuse the children! You know how angry they get when you fuck with their fantasy...
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very soon all will know the truth.
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11/10/2012 05:11 AM
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Just can't wait for the religitards to see this,wait,wait,here it comes..
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11/10/2012 05:16 AM
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No, no, no! He's a sky fairy. He's the son of an even bigger sky fairy. Now stop trying to confuse the children! You know how angry they get when you fuck with their fantasy...
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You better hope the sky fairy is on your side in the cricket .
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11/10/2012 05:52 AM
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No, no, no! He's a sky fairy. He's the son of an even bigger sky fairy. Now stop trying to confuse the children! You know how angry they get when you fuck with their fantasy...
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You better hope the sky fairy is on your side in the cricket .
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hiding
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11/10/2012 05:53 AM
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Re: Jesus - an alternative story
No, no, no! He's a sky fairy. He's the son of an even bigger sky fairy. Now stop trying to confuse the children! You know how angry they get when you fuck with their fantasy...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27437427
very soon all will know the truth.
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Yep, and there's going to be a whole lot of suicidal fairy fans...
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11/10/2012 05:57 AM
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Re: Jesus - an alternative story
Jesus is actually Satan.
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11/10/2012 06:04 AM
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Jesus is actually Satan.
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Explain...

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