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We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!

 
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We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
Let's see what happens...

Thread: My name's Steve and tomorrow I'm gonna bang my wife's best friend

Thread: Steve is supposed to be my best friend, but I don't know If I can trust him

Thread: I own a motel and some guy named Steve just booked a room for tommorrow

It seems to have had the unpredicted result of turning Steve gay:

Thread: I'm Gay and I'm Proud of It!!!
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holy moly thanks for the laugh!
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
So, the science boys just told me that there might be a minor side effect of the drug that causes blood to turn into cottage cheese for about four or five seconds and that it might be fatal. We'll see. Test on.
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
So, the science boys just told me that there might be a minor side effect of the drug that causes blood to turn into cottage cheese for about four or five seconds and that it might be fatal. We'll see. Test on.
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11/10/2012 09:46 AM
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
Erm we're rooting for you Steve? banana2
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Anything for some good,good fun,right?..lol
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Anything for some good,good fun,right?..lol
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cruise

At least we didn't replace it with crappy coffee crystals.
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
bump

It turned Steve gay.
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11/11/2012 07:54 AM
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bump

It turned Steve gay.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Why do you make such gay threads?
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bump

It turned Steve gay.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Why do you make such gay threads?
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Why are you still so jelly of my cranberry turkey sub?
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
So his wife's best friend is a dude?
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
So his wife's best friend is a dude?
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banana2

Steve, aka, OP is gay.
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So his wife's best friend is a dude?
 Quoting: Hollow Bones


banana2

Steve, aka, OP is gay.
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This AC has had a boner for me ever since he got jelly I had a cranberry turkey sub for my lunch yesterday. Don't mind him.
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
So his wife's best friend is a dude?
 Quoting: Hollow Bones


banana2

Steve, aka, OP is gay.
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This AC has had a boner for me ever since he got jelly I had a cranberry turkey sub for my lunch yesterday. Don't mind him.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I despise guys named Steve. Especially the ones that post gay threads. But keepy living in your delusion, you're a good case study.
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
So his wife's best friend is a dude?
 Quoting: Hollow Bones


banana2

Steve, aka, OP is gay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4398586


This AC has had a boner for me ever since he got jelly I had a cranberry turkey sub for my lunch yesterday. Don't mind him.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I despise guys named Steve. Especially the ones that post gay threads. But keepy living in your delusion, you're a good case study.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4398586


You really should do a case study on that cranberry turkey sub, man. It was delicious.
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11/11/2012 08:23 AM
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
Btw, OP, I mean Steve, now that you have come out of the closet you can finally move on.
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banana2

Steve, aka, OP is gay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4398586


This AC has had a boner for me ever since he got jelly I had a cranberry turkey sub for my lunch yesterday. Don't mind him.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I despise guys named Steve. Especially the ones that post gay threads. But keepy living in your delusion, you're a good case study.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4398586


You really should do a case study on that cranberry turkey sub, man. It was delicious.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


No thank you.
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11/11/2012 08:44 AM
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
It all makes sense now, gay guys like subs because they are so phallic. Big, long, yummy subs, dripping with special sauce.

Interesting.
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Re: We've replaced Steve's coffee with a drug that makes him think he's going to bang his wife's best friend tomorrow. UPDATE!
It all makes sense now, gay guys like subs because they are so phallic. Big, long, yummy subs, dripping with special sauce.

Interesting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4398586


I'm sorry you can't afford a cranberry turkey sub, man. Really.

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