One Story To Rule Them

Did anyone noticed how groomed the story of Petraeus was? This story was released late yesterday. I wake up this morning and his mistress has already been on TV talking about it...hell, even doing pushups on TV.
I believe that this is a story that was well written long before the release and it is tailored to appeal to the "AWWW" side of the American public.

Please, please do not believe this tale.