Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.

I love thee, o great sandwich,
I have no reason to bitch,
thy crunchyness, and sweetness,
is greatness, with thy spicyness,
a bonus, to my senses.

I ordered you with jalepenos,
and banana peppers, you knows,
for your cranberry orange dressing,
needed counterbalance that was sexy.

Now I am full, and will keep you near at heart,
for thy bacon hath clogged my arteries slightly,
and I am prepared for righteous farts.

But you are worth it.