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Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.

 
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Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
I love thee, o great sandwich,
I have no reason to bitch,
thy crunchyness, and sweetness,
is greatness, with thy spicyness,
a bonus, to my senses.

I ordered you with jalepenos,
and banana peppers, you knows,
for your cranberry orange dressing,
needed counterbalance that was sexy.

Now I am full, and will keep you near at heart,
for thy bacon hath clogged my arteries slightly,
and I am prepared for righteous farts.

But you are worth it.
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11/10/2012 01:01 PM
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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
What's Publix? I don't think we have them in my state.
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11/10/2012 01:02 PM
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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
What's Publix? I don't think we have them in my state.
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It's a grocery store that specializes in fresh food with an emphasis on customer service for it's sales model.
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11/10/2012 01:24 PM
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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
When are you going to stop being so gay?
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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
When are you going to stop being so gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1622245


You didn't have a cranberry turkey sandwich for lunch, huh?

:ujelly:
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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
Bump for the night people that didn't get a cranberry turkey sub, and brofist for the night people who did.
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11/10/2012 05:54 PM
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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
Bump for the night people that didn't get a cranberry turkey sub, and brofist for the night people who did.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Stop being so gay.
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11/10/2012 07:00 PM
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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
Bump for the night people that didn't get a cranberry turkey sub, and brofist for the night people who did.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Stop being so gay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1622245


Stop being so jelly of my sandwich, man. Just go buy one with your EBT.
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11/10/2012 07:31 PM

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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
fight
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DOT 2 DOT

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11/10/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
Beautiful poem!

hf
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Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
Beautiful poem!

hf
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


LOL thanks. It was a good sub.

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