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what is the true purpose of speedbumps?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 01:04 PM
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what is the true purpose of speedbumps?
to save lives? lol

don't make me fucking laugh. OK, let's think about the PRE speedbump days. Did YOU ever see, with YOUR own eyes, a vehicle/pedestrian accident?

I know I didn't. ever!

Yes, I know some people will have seen an accident, and will probably say I'm a 'speedbumptard' for saying this, but let's SERIOUSLY think about this for a moment. The sheer amount of posters on this board means the ODDS are someone on here has seen an accident first hand. These fucking things are EVERYWHERE now, and it pisses me right off. My suspension sounds like a bag of ball bearings and it's all down to these bastard bumps I reckon.

Let's think about this RATIONALLY for minute. When you have a heart attack, you expect the ambulance to fly to you, don't you, as fast as it can possibly go? HOW CAN IT, when it has to slow down to go over these bastard bumps? It's the same getting to hospital. they have to drive slowly over these bumps, which give you, in agony in the back, a hell of a jolt as you go over them

What about fire engines, racing to a fire that has trapped a family upstairs?

SPEED BUMPS KILL FAR MORE THAN THEY SAVE!

Let's now talk about the police, chasing car criminals. The criminals fucking LOVE speed bumps. They don't slow them down at all, and they force the cops to travel at an equivalent speed over them, destroying the suspension on police cars which cost taxpayers THOUSANDS of pounds/dollars! For the criminal it turns the chase into an even more exciting experience for them.

Not to mention the idiot criminals who lose control going over them, and possibly killing innocent bystanders in the process!

SPEEDBUMPS KILL FAR MORE THAN THEY SAVE!!


the ONLY place there should be Speedbumps, is outside schools/nurseries, and that is IT!

There, I fucking said it!

sick of all the bullshit!

oh, did i say...


SPEEDBUMPS KILL FAR MORE THAN THEY SAVE!!!!!!


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Tigershield

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11/10/2012 01:09 PM

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Re: what is the true purpose of speedbumps?
Not to mention the idiot criminals who lose control going over them, and possibly killing innocent bystanders in the process!

SPEEDBUMPS KILL FAR MORE THAN THEY SAVE!!


the ONLY place there should be Speedbumps, is outside schools/nurseries, and that is IT!

There, I fucking said it!

sick of all the bullshit!

oh, did i say...


SPEEDBUMPS KILL FAR MORE THAN THEY SAVE!!!!!!


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For the speedbumptards

Last Edited by Tigershield on 11/10/2012 01:11 PM
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11/10/2012 01:12 PM
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Re: what is the true purpose of speedbumps?
most things in this culture are inverted.

school is antagonistic to education.

police are antagonistic to peace.

medicine is antagonistic to health....


the list goes on....

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