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I have the solution to New York's rat problem

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 03:46 PM
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I have the solution to New York's rat problem
The solution is simple, but requires cooperation.

You provide each household with a bottle of liquid rat poison.

You set a specific time and date at which they will flush the rat poison down the toilets and cause a vast wave of water cleaning out the sewers and its will also be concentrated with rat poison. This will drown and poison the rats.

Only thing is it has to be a synchronized flush,. If people are sloppy and just do it at around about the time they were told, it will fail. It needs to be down to the minute!
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11/10/2012 03:57 PM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
y not invite dick whittington lol
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11/10/2012 03:58 PM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
feed 'em to the Republicans...?
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11/10/2012 04:03 PM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
Stop and think for a second what would happen if an entire city flushed the toilet at the same time.
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11/10/2012 04:11 PM

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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
The solution is simple, but requires cooperation.

You provide each household with a bottle of liquid rat poison.

You set a specific time and date at which they will flush the rat poison down the toilets and cause a vast wave of water cleaning out the sewers and its will also be concentrated with rat poison. This will drown and poison the rats.

Only thing is it has to be a synchronized flush,. If people are sloppy and just do it at around about the time they were told, it will fail. It needs to be down to the minute!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575


mayor doomberg has already told us that rats are high in protein, low in calories and taste just like chicken and you want us to kill our only natural food source?

thanks brit, we can always count on you for help.

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11/10/2012 04:27 PM

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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
feed 'em to the Republicans...?
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Counter productive as it is all the dependent democrats starving in NYC after the hurricane oh, wait never mind they would never think of pitching in and helping themselves and each other.
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11/10/2012 04:42 PM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
Yum.. a bunch of rotting dead rats in the water.
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11/10/2012 04:54 PM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
i wouldn't go killing all that protein if i was you
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11/10/2012 04:58 PM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
The solution is simple, but requires cooperation.

You provide each household with a bottle of liquid rat poison.

You set a specific time and date at which they will flush the rat poison down the toilets and cause a vast wave of water cleaning out the sewers and its will also be concentrated with rat poison. This will drown and poison the rats.

Only thing is it has to be a synchronized flush,. If people are sloppy and just do it at around about the time they were told, it will fail. It needs to be down to the minute!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575


mayor doomberg has already told us that rats are high in protein, low in calories and taste just like chicken and you want us to kill our only natural food source?

thanks brit, we can always count on you for help.

blink
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What about all that squab?
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11/10/2012 05:04 PM

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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
I was just thinking while looking at pics of the subways filled with water from Sandy that it probably killed a lot of rats. They reproduce very, very quickly.
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11/11/2012 09:08 AM

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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
The solution is simple, but requires cooperation.

You provide each household with a bottle of liquid rat poison.

You set a specific time and date at which they will flush the rat poison down the toilets and cause a vast wave of water cleaning out the sewers and its will also be concentrated with rat poison. This will drown and poison the rats.

Only thing is it has to be a synchronized flush,. If people are sloppy and just do it at around about the time they were told, it will fail. It needs to be down to the minute!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575


mayor doomberg has already told us that rats are high in protein, low in calories and taste just like chicken and you want us to kill our only natural food source?

thanks brit, we can always count on you for help.

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 Quoting: davvi


What about all that squab?
 Quoting: Plenty Paws


nah, they are just 'rats with wings.' taste the same except rats are a little more gamey, if ya know what i mean?
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11/11/2012 09:14 AM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
Stop and think for a second what would happen if an entire city flushed the toilet at the same time.
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L O L!

I don't know but it would be awesome
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11/11/2012 09:14 AM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
a syncronized flush may not be able to provide the water pressure to all toilets at the same time
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11/11/2012 09:25 AM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
What do you have so many cats for? Deploy some hundred cats in the sewage system.
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11/11/2012 09:33 AM

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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
ratdance [link to www.youtube.com]
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11/12/2012 09:13 AM
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Re: I have the solution to New York's rat problem
nah, they are just 'rats with wings.' taste the same except rats are a little more gamey, if ya know what i mean?
 Quoting: davvi


The problem is you have got to get them while they are still in the nest.

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