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davvi User ID: 3677166 United States 11/10/2012 04:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The solution is simple, but requires cooperation. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575 You provide each household with a bottle of liquid rat poison. You set a specific time and date at which they will flush the rat poison down the toilets and cause a vast wave of water cleaning out the sewers and its will also be concentrated with rat poison. This will drown and poison the rats. Only thing is it has to be a synchronized flush,. If people are sloppy and just do it at around about the time they were told, it will fail. It needs to be down to the minute! mayor doomberg has already told us that rats are high in protein, low in calories and taste just like chicken and you want us to kill our only natural food source? thanks brit, we can always count on you for help. |
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Plenty Paws User ID: 12412937 United States 11/10/2012 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The solution is simple, but requires cooperation. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575 You provide each household with a bottle of liquid rat poison. You set a specific time and date at which they will flush the rat poison down the toilets and cause a vast wave of water cleaning out the sewers and its will also be concentrated with rat poison. This will drown and poison the rats. Only thing is it has to be a synchronized flush,. If people are sloppy and just do it at around about the time they were told, it will fail. It needs to be down to the minute! mayor doomberg has already told us that rats are high in protein, low in calories and taste just like chicken and you want us to kill our only natural food source? thanks brit, we can always count on you for help. What about all that squab? |
geminilion User ID: 12895036 United States 11/10/2012 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was just thinking while looking at pics of the subways filled with water from Sandy that it probably killed a lot of rats. They reproduce very, very quickly. ..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way." Heraclitus |
davvi User ID: 3677166 United States 11/11/2012 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The solution is simple, but requires cooperation. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575 You provide each household with a bottle of liquid rat poison. You set a specific time and date at which they will flush the rat poison down the toilets and cause a vast wave of water cleaning out the sewers and its will also be concentrated with rat poison. This will drown and poison the rats. Only thing is it has to be a synchronized flush,. If people are sloppy and just do it at around about the time they were told, it will fail. It needs to be down to the minute! mayor doomberg has already told us that rats are high in protein, low in calories and taste just like chicken and you want us to kill our only natural food source? thanks brit, we can always count on you for help. What about all that squab? nah, they are just 'rats with wings.' taste the same except rats are a little more gamey, if ya know what i mean? |
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