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Why aren't we invading Canada?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 05:47 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
If the U.S.is ever cornered they would in a heart beat.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 05:47 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Why is it only Americans bashing other countries.
Most Americans well about 85% have never left the USA.

Also The USA looks like a Walmart toilet after welfare check day.

Get your shit together, your country is dirty and poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12786780


One of the reasons for that is because all the rich Americans have moved to Canada.

Or at least have a place in Whistler.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20720457


I think you are mixed up. Most rich Canadians live in or have cottages in the US. I have a place in Ellicottville, NY and there are TONS of rich Canadians living there to escape the shithole that they call Toronto.
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Well I take that back. Toronto is a shithole.

But here on the balmy west coast, my neck of the woods is crawling with rich Americans looking to save us.
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11/10/2012 05:47 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Forgive these foolish big mouths our Canadian friends, they haven't been well of late.
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11/10/2012 05:49 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
OP is playing Games. Signed in with different IP.

This is the same kid that started the thread last week about doing the same thing also on the weekend which tells me he is probably 13 years old and thinking he's got some great idea about taking whats not his for free.

I bet this kid is a little theif in real life also taking what does not belong to him instead of earning it just like his suggestions here.

Got a real winner here.Little Boy Criminal Theif in the making.
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11/10/2012 05:49 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Great idea OP. Invade one of the last real allies you have left in this world. Way to think outside the box!!
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Not to mention, but why is the US so small geographically in the first place? If your such a great nation, shouldn't you have more land mass and resources than us to begin with? Isn't the US the power of the world? Why so small then? Why do you have a problem with your resources? Oh I know, because your all a bunch of greedy fat slobs that interject themselves when they feel the need. That's why when travelling no american likes to admit where they come from, too arrogant!
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11/10/2012 05:50 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
dont kid yourself everyone knows canada thats why we have the 7 th strongest economy in the world . how you doing ?
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Canada's top exports : Justin Bieber, Nickleback, and Celine Dion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19058378


let me help you out a bit ryan reynold , scarlet johansen, jim carey ,steve nash, leslie neilson , shania twain , ryan gosling , john candy , dan akroid , mike myers , donald sutherland, keannu reeves,pam anderson,micheal j fox ,brendan frasier,phil hartman , corey haim ,carey ann moss , alex trebek , monty hall ,dorothy stratton,shannon tweed ,alan thicke,keifer sutherland,scott speedman , william shatner,seth rogan,sarrah polley , molley parker ,rick moranis,dean mcdermott ,margo kidder , mike ironside, ah fuck it if you want another 100 no problem clown
amachiavellian

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11/10/2012 05:50 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Why not invade and take over their resources? That would fix our economy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19058378


That's like saying sleeping with your cousin will satisfy your sexual desires.

Besides - we have a secret army of highly trained polar bears ready to take you down the instant you reach Georgian Bay.
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11/10/2012 05:51 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Nuke/EMP/invade the United States
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 05:51 PM
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To my smart American glp members. You are always welcome here in Canada.

To the mickey mouse T-shirt wearing ass scratching then sniff your finger walmart EBT retards; fuck off and die you dirty ass fuck ups. This only is pointed at the OP
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11/10/2012 05:54 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Last time i checked it was your King Obama who turned down our oil. I think we should send it all to Asia and get more money for it. That is Capitalism after all, and we all know how much you yanks love that.
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11/10/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
dont kid yourself everyone knows canada thats why we have the 7 th strongest economy in the world . how you doing ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1352760


Canada's top exports : Justin Bieber, Nickleback, and Celine Dion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19058378


let me help you out a bit ryan reynold , scarlet johansen, jim carey ,steve nash, leslie neilson , shania twain , ryan gosling , john candy , dan akroid , mike myers , donald sutherland, keannu reeves,pam anderson,micheal j fox ,brendan frasier,phil hartman , corey haim ,carey ann moss , alex trebek , monty hall ,dorothy stratton,shannon tweed ,alan thicke,keifer sutherland,scott speedman , william shatner,seth rogan,sarrah polley , molley parker ,rick moranis,dean mcdermott ,margo kidder , mike ironside, ah fuck it if you want another 100 no problem clown
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clappa
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11/10/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
my uncle is american from florida....he came in Quebec once in September to get back sick dead with the flu and never came back, can't wait to see those tanks stuck in the blizzard on the 15 north....you guys should look at Afghanistan, you can't even win against a bunch of muzzies with pick up trucks and it looks like most of the time, they don't even have snow

I guess we will have to cut power to most of the north eastern part of your country, oh and water too, then we will watch your country riot to death
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11/10/2012 06:01 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Nuke/EMP/invade the United States
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27472601


hey great idea, cure the world!
amachiavellian

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11/10/2012 06:03 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Nuke/EMP/invade the United States
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hey great idea, cure the world!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12634191


I think you're on to something there.
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11/10/2012 06:06 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
In a war, both sides wouldn't know who was who!!!!
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11/10/2012 06:07 PM
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by the way i don't think that it would be very hard for us to side with Russia in a situation like this....and probably the rest of the world

it pays to have a good reputation
amachiavellian

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11/10/2012 06:07 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
In a war, both sides wouldn't know who was who!!!!
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Yes they would. Canadian yell "Sorry!" just after they shoot you.
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11/10/2012 06:09 PM
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by the way i don't think that it would be very hard for us to side with Russia in a situation like this....and probably the rest of the world

it pays to have a good reputation
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especialy the russian if we're against usa :P
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 06:13 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Here's a thought. Why not try and get your own country in order before fucking with everybody else. I have a lot of respect for Americans but do not think for a second that we fear you.
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11/10/2012 06:13 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Why not invade and take over their resources? That would fix our economy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19058378


You already did a long time ago.....
We bin gettin fucked by you so long , we cant even feel it no more......
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 06:16 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
dont kid yourself everyone knows canada thats why we have the 7 th strongest economy in the world . how you doing ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1352760


Canada's top exports : Justin Bieber, Nickleback, and Celine Dion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19058378


dont forget BC Bud
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11/10/2012 06:17 PM
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ok i think this tread is over... OP is silent and usa users to...
Ralph--a house dog

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11/10/2012 06:17 PM

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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Canada's economy is good because of the imports/exports to/from USA.

USA's economy is good because of the imports/exports to/from Canada.

If you invade and attack Canada, lives will be lost, trades will be gone, lots of money will be spent on weapons/ammunition fighting each other.

Consequently, both sides will suffer and lots of lives/jobs will be lost.

Why fix something when its not broken?(yet)

However, if the corrupted politicians in the US wanna get down on their knees and beg for help. Canada and the rest of the world will be glad to help.
 Quoting: beryuza



Canadians are one of the few peoples who have always stood by the United States and have never failed to come to our aid when needed.

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11/10/2012 06:19 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Why not invade and take over their resources? That would fix our economy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19058378


Invasion of a neighbor is never warranted

We have all we need in the USA if it were only allocated correctly

We have all we need here...it's just poorly administered

Leave Canada to the Canadians. You wouldn't want them invading you
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11/10/2012 06:19 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Canada's economy is good because of the imports/exports to/from USA.

USA's economy is good because of the imports/exports to/from Canada.

If you invade and attack Canada, lives will be lost, trades will be gone, lots of money will be spent on weapons/ammunition fighting each other.

Consequently, both sides will suffer and lots of lives/jobs will be lost.

Why fix something when its not broken?(yet)

However, if the corrupted politicians in the US wanna get down on their knees and beg for help. Canada and the rest of the world will be glad to help.
 Quoting: beryuza



Canadians are one of the few peoples who have always stood by the United States and have never failed to come to our aid when needed.

 Quoting: Ralph--a house dog


THIS. go home OP you're drunk
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11/10/2012 06:25 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
Wow, look at all the canucktards backlashing us! Brave little horse humping elfs! Do us a favor yellow snow turd eating down syndrome imbreds, stay the eff up in the north and don't let me catch you sneeking thru the forest to get inside ol glory!
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11/10/2012 06:28 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
because Canada does what they are told to do by the Queen and whoever else-same ones running the show here obviously
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11/10/2012 06:30 PM
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Re: Why aren't we invading Canada?
(O.P.) put on dunce hat and go sit in the corner.
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11/10/2012 06:32 PM
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Wow, look at all the canucktards backlashing us! Brave little horse humping elfs! Do us a favor yellow snow turd eating down syndrome imbreds, stay the eff up in the north and don't let me catch you sneeking thru the forest to get inside ol glory!
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No Problem Sir ! you can keep itshitstreamU.S.A.
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11/10/2012 06:33 PM
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dont kid yourself everyone knows canada thats why we have the 7 th strongest economy in the world . how you doing ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1352760


Canada's top exports : Justin Bieber, Nickleback, and Celine Dion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19058378


dont forget BC Bud
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27375240


ya you're right I forgot tommy chong lol

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