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Message Subject Why aren't we invading Canada?
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Canada is the most educated country in the world, with the US trailing in 4th, behind Israel and Japan.

[link to newsfeed.time.com]

56% of Canadians have a passport while only 37% of Americans do.

In the most recent survey of livable cities, Canadian cities took 4th, 14th, and 15th place, while the highest-ranked American city was 33rd(Atlanta).

According to the World CIA Factbook, the average Canadian in 2012 is now wealthier than the average American.
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Here are 64 Reasons...


1. Great variety in seasons
2. Great world-wide reputation with other countries
3. We invented Hockey
4. We invented Basketball
5. We invented the telephone
6. We invented cable T.V.
7. There are over 2 million Canadian patents
8. We are one of the G-7 countries
9. We are a part of NATO
10. We are a part of NAFTA
11. We are one of the only countries that can put up with Americans
12. We have a low crime rate
13. Canada doesn't have the highest national debt (The U.S. does, ha!)
14. We have a slightly lower debt per-capita than the U.S.
15. We can understand American-English. (Well most of us anyway)
16. Canadians are polite
17. Canada is easy to spell
18. Canada is easy to pronounce
19. We have one of the top education systems
20. Canada has one of the fastest growing populations in the world
21. Canada introduced peace-keeping
22. Our government pays for medicine. In other words, no hospital bills
23. We have nice cities
24. We have clean cities
25. We are at peace with many countries
26. We are the leader in telephone technology
27. We have better technology than the U.S.
28. We made those dinosaurs in Jurassic Park
29. We are not stupid!!
30. We invented refining
31. Canada has more clean water than any other nation
32. Canada is a free and democratic society
33. Hockey is Canada, Canada is hockey
34. We know how, and when to use the word, "eh"
35. Unlike what many people think, Canadians are patriotic
36. We are probably the least biased country
37. There's a lot of famous Canadians
38. We don't have to worry about nukes or bombs
39. We have the world's longest bridge (P.E.I. to the mainiland)
40. We have the world's longest road
41. We are great world-leaders with our beer
42. Canadians are 300% less likely to be murdered than Americans
43. Economy living up to most of its potential of all G7 nations
44. Falling crime rate
45. We have the 'Smarties' candy unlike Americans (Very important, isn't it?)
46. Canadian students rank higher than American students in Math, Science, English, ...
47. 1/3 of Microsoft programmers come from the University of Waterloo
48. Canadian invented the baseball glove
49. Canadian invented insulin
50. Canadian invented the kitchen stove
51. Titanic, Aliens, Avatar, The Terminator,etc. written, directed and produced by a Canadian, James Cameron
52. Nelvana Corp. of Toronto hired to produce all American cartoons on CBS
53. Canadian woman second in comand at UN (American not 1st or 3rd or 4th or... in command)
54. Canada is the only country at the Atlanta summer olympics that sent more women than men, meaning we aren't sexist
55. Canada has a trade surplus, unlike our southern friends
56. Canada is slated to get rid of the deficit and debt before the U.S.
57. Canadian music is world reknowned
58. Average life expectancy of a Canadian is 81 years, the highest in the world (U.S. is 75 years)
59. Canadian cities lead the world in quality of life. Vancouver (1), Calgary (3), Montreal (15). Closest American city was Atlanta at thrity-something
60. Canadian discovered Pablum (Baby food)
61. Canadian doctor at the Montreal General Hospital was able to map the human brain
62. Recovered bodies of the Titanic are buried in Halifax (not really something to demonstrate patriotism but an interesting fact)
63. Canada never owned slaves (there were slaves in Canada in the 18th century but they were owned by the British government)
64. Many American slaves came secretly to Canada during the American civil war

/gameover no rematch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22985885


clappaYou sir made my day, you should use it on the other canadian bashing topic..
 
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