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you are the president of Texlahoma. what do you do?

 
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you are the president of Texlahoma. what do you do?
Texas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma have seceded from the U.S. they agree that they will remain three seperate states but united as one country. You are the new president who oversees the new Congress which is about to make many changes.

here are some of the items that must be addressed:

1. What else would you call it besides Texlahoma?

2. Which people are you going to put on the currency? after Chuck Norris of course.

3. Are taxpayers still going to be taxed 30% of their earnings?

4. what should be done about illegal immigrants? should you kick out those who legally immigrated from Mexico, to preserve your national culture?

5. Will you allow the massive immigration into your country that will come from the other U.S. states of people who would rather live in your country, or only allow those who were already there to be citizens of your new country and close the borders?

6. Gay marriage, abortion, welfare?


what would you do about those, and what other issues would you address?
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Re: you are the president of Texlahoma. what do you do?
Texas, Oklahoma = same thing. Live in one of them. How bout Oklahaxas?
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Re: you are the president of Texlahoma. what do you do?
1. Greater Texas Republic

2. Sam Houston, Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, Stephen Austin etc.

3. Taxes cannot exceed 1% except in the event of invasion/defensive war.

4. All legal citizens of USA legally residing in the three states are automatically granted citizenship. No police state tactics will be used to enforce the expulsion of illegals however if you have been caught doing something egregiously criminal your outta here.

5. Skilled workers and non criminal backgrounds will be favored along with libertarian/freedom oriented philosophies. Quota on how many can enter per year.

6. No personal or corporate welfare, no licensing of marriage, abortion will be determined within each states respective laws.
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Re: you are the president of Texlahoma. what do you do?
^^^ that sounds pretty good. I think this thing is workable.
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Re: you are the president of Texlahoma. what do you do?
what is culture is there to preserve?
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Re: you are the president of Texlahoma. what do you do?
whitetrasha or redneckia
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Re: you are the president of Texlahoma. what do you do?
1. Greater Texas Republic

2. Sam Houston, Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, Stephen Austin etc.

3. Taxes cannot exceed 1% except in the event of invasion/defensive war.

4. All legal citizens of USA legally residing in the three states are automatically granted citizenship. No police state tactics will be used to enforce the expulsion of illegals however if you have been caught doing something egregiously criminal your outta here.

5. Skilled workers and non criminal backgrounds will be favored along with libertarian/freedom oriented philosophies. Quota on how many can enter per year.

6. No personal or corporate welfare, no licensing of marriage, abortion will be determined within each states respective laws.
 Quoting: OKCconspiradude


Works for me.
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what is culture is there to preserve?
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the one they had before all the Mexicans flooded the place. Mexicans are not Texans, even if they live there. Louisiana is the most cultured state we have besides the northeastern states, but they suck so they don't count.
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Re: you are the president of Texlahoma. what do you do?
Give that shithole back to the Mexicans and try to find a nice place to live.
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Raise and sell sheepalo meat
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