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Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2012 11:41 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
And what in the hell is Australia even in this conversion? Ask they do is have sex with kangaroos up side down. Do us a favor crooked teeth imbreds, do what canada does. Eat shet and shut up.
Really?really?

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11/12/2012 01:42 AM

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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
I was speaking to my uncle who is canadian. He said he left because the women have the hairiest snatches and literally smell like 30 day old fish rotting near the sea bed. He said his girlfriend who is American is like a angel sent fromm the heavens.
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He says girlfriend she says regular
Really?really?
Really?really?

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11/12/2012 01:44 AM

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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
And what in the hell is Australia even in this conversion? Ask they do is have sex with kangaroos up side down. Do us a favor crooked teeth imbreds, do what canada does. Eat shet and shut up.
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Love all you internet tough guys. Why dont you inform us all what you really know about either country. Probably a short post.
Really?really?
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11/12/2012 02:10 AM

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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
"Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow."


When calling something stupid, make sure your spelling, context and grammar is properly in order. That way, you won't look like such a fucking twatwaffle, cum burping douche bag.


In case you don't understand.

*Only stupid exists there
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11/12/2012 07:49 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
This is what I know of canada. They have hairy smelly short fast ugly women. The men are drunk on ale and hump muses since their wives look like angry trolls. The weather is always cold and snowy. Their government is run by cowards. Dinner consist of male muse sausages. There. Thats ol canada. No need to invade the imbreds.
Really?really?

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11/12/2012 08:09 PM

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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
This is what I know of canada. They have hairy smelly short fast ugly women. The men are drunk on ale and hump muses since their wives look like angry trolls. The weather is always cold and snowy. Their government is run by cowards. Dinner consist of male muse sausages. There. Thats ol canada. No need to invade the imbreds.
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hohoho so funny, looking at your spelling I'm pretty sure you have firsthand experience with inbreeds. My partner is awesome it snows about twice a year where I live, and if you think our government is cowardly wickapidia Romeo Delare
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Smashy76

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11/14/2012 03:42 AM

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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
This is what I know of canada. They have hairy smelly short fast ugly women. The men are drunk on ale and hump muses since their wives look like angry trolls. The weather is always cold and snowy. Their government is run by cowards. Dinner consist of male muse sausages. There. Thats ol canada. No need to invade the imbreds.
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You're the exact reason Canada would never be invaded by the states. How would it be pulled off? Our boarder guards would say "Sorry Americans, Canada is closed for the weekend, come back Monday" Then all you would be confused and would go back home to watch TV. Then come Monday morning, you all would have forgot what you where doing Friday....
I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.

I'd rather be judged by 12, then carried by 6.
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11/14/2012 09:24 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
This is what I know of canada. They have hairy smelly short fast ugly women. The men are drunk on ale and hump muses since their wives look like angry trolls. The weather is always cold and snowy. Their government is run by cowards. Dinner consist of male muse sausages. There. Thats ol canada. No need to invade the imbreds.
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You're the exact reason Canada would never be invaded by the states. How would it be pulled off? Our boarder guards would say "Sorry Americans, Canada is closed for the weekend, come back Monday" Then all you would be confused and would go back home to watch TV. Then come Monday morning, you all would have forgot what you where doing Friday....
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Six letter word, starts with C, ends with E. Can make Canadian women do anything you want.

You smile when you say it...
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11/14/2012 09:40 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Coming from an american i find this astounding... You really have your head stuck up your sphincter OP.