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Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.

 
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11/10/2012 09:37 PM
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Women in canada remind me of pugs with down syndrome. They smell like men and never bath since its always snowing. They don't even use toilet paper, they go liaise and use snow. Worth less country imo. Even indian females look like super models compared to canadian canucktardogs. Sorry,.but its the truth and the world agrees. Oh.. But to mention that the men in canada eat salmon that's been shammed deep inside their fathers arse. Some weird tradition then have. Is true.
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hahaha

OP is probably a freaking ugly person.

Women in Canada ( especially from Qc ) are waaayyy above the top one from the shitstates from below us.

Every body in the world knows that

verycool


OP is showing again that people from the USA still believe that USA are the CENTER of universe... Sooo delusional..
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11/10/2012 09:38 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
stupid huh

you don't need more of that, right
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11/10/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Duh huh I ams from kanata eh? We liv in a cuntry that has
nuttin but sno and ams not edumacated very much. Hur dur derp derp wha else duz kanata have for fun? Wells we gets to eats maples sirups cause its yummy and good fur me tooths.

OP is a child.
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11/10/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Women in canada remind me of pugs with down syndrome. They smell like men and never bath since its always snowing. They don't even use toilet paper, they go liaise and use snow. Worth less country imo. Even indian females look like super models compared to canadian canucktardogs. Sorry,.but its the truth and the world agrees. Oh.. But to mention that the men in canada eat salmon that's been shammed deep inside their fathers arse. Some weird tradition then have. Is true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27474721



hahaha

OP is probably a freaking ugly person.

Women in Canada ( especially from Qc ) are waaayyy above the top one from the shitstates from below us.

Every body in the world knows that

verycool


OP is showing again that people from the USA still believe that USA are the CENTER of universe... Sooo delusional..
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clappa
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11/10/2012 09:41 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Duh huh I ams from kanata eh? We liv in a cuntry that has
nuttin but sno and ams not edumacated very much. Hur dur derp derp wha else duz kanata have for fun? Wells we gets to eats maples sirups cause its yummy and good fur me tooths.

OP is a child.
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does anyone understood this? ....anyone?
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11/10/2012 09:41 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Canada is just a a thin stretch of land bordering the US. The rest of Canada is uncharted territory or at leat poorly utilized.

To teach them a lesson Canada should be forced to pay taxes to US southern states like Texas.
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We could buy your shit place 3 times if we want.

Stay in your third world spycho.
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11/10/2012 09:47 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
BTW and for your information :

The best possible economic alliance there is :

UK - Canada - Iceland - Scandinavia

This alliance would have
- 70% of all resources in the arctic
- nuclear deterent (Britain)
- surplus food production
- no german / eu control
- very high living standards

The UK should initiate talks to effects all this.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 09:48 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Is it true that Iceland was thinking of adopting the Canadian dollar?
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11/10/2012 09:52 PM
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Is it true that Iceland was thinking of adopting the Canadian dollar?
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ironic
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11/10/2012 09:53 PM
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Is it true that Iceland was thinking of adopting the Canadian dollar?
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yes the canadian dollar
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11/10/2012 09:59 PM
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Canadians must have paid somehow for the somewhat quick rising of their dollars. Think Canada think, what could your govt have sold without you noticing.
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11/10/2012 10:03 PM
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The strongest possible alliance there is :

Canada + north atlantic including the following :
Canada, UK, Denmark and Greenland and Faroe Islands, Iceland and Norway.
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11/10/2012 10:03 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Duh huh I ams from kanata eh? We liv in a cuntry that has
nuttin but sno and ams not edumacated very much. Hur dur derp derp wha else duz kanata have for fun? Wells we gets to eats maples sirups cause its yummy and good fur me tooths.

OP is a child.
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does anyone understood this? ....anyone?
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Heh, making a point there. We are supposedly stupid and only have snow according to the OP. SO I was just mocking that scenario a little bit. Was hoping for a chuckle. Oh I guess I went to far by adding the maple syrup part.
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11/10/2012 10:07 PM
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To Iceland, Luxembourg, and USA:
Thank you for your f'n synopsis about Canadians! Did you know that Canada has saved your asses more than once! Didn't think so! Now, I wish that each of you assholes come to Canada, I will get any guide you want; then, trek the Tundra way up North; or, if you wish, right down Central Canada, just a few miles from a large city! I'd give you about 3 miles, and you would chit in your pants, cause, the 1st Large Black Wolf, that circled you, let alone the pack congregating, would leave you with enough in your underpants, that you would have a hard time running! haha! But, that's OK, cause, the smell you would give off, just gives the Wolfies more to chase you by scent! If the wolves leave, you know you are not worthy, cause you stink sooooooo bad; you are lucky this time woosies! Try walking the forest without crapping your pants though! hahaha! Guaranteed you will be Wolf Shit! Now, anyone, want to come for a visit?
I can guarantee you a 3 day tour, free food for 3 days, free water, NO BOOZE, but a free hunting knife! Let's see what you can do!! hahaha! Oh, man, I love spurring on the world tards!!! You guys have no idea about Canada; USA, you don't even learn Canada in your school system, cause you think you are all high and mighty, and that your shit don't stink! Ha,tell that to the WOLF! F you, all you f'n assholes whom think we are just a bunch of cavemen! Come here, we will show you a good time, lol!
You will never snub Canada again, woosies!! Go tell it to OBAMA, jerks!
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11/10/2012 10:07 PM
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Chicken canadians wake up !!!
Wake up to the call of the hen !!!
You chicken canadians ...
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11/10/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Duh huh I ams from kanata eh? We liv in a cuntry that has
nuttin but sno and ams not edumacated very much. Hur dur derp derp wha else duz kanata have for fun? Wells we gets to eats maples sirups cause its yummy and good fur me tooths.

OP is a child.
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does anyone understood this? ....anyone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12634191


Heh, making a point there. We are supposedly stupid and only have snow according to the OP. SO I was just mocking that scenario a little bit. Was hoping for a chuckle. Oh I guess I went to far by adding the maple syrup part.
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oh...i see
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11/10/2012 10:09 PM
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stupthrd
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11/10/2012 10:16 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Thread about Canada never get pinned. Wonder why.

pigchef
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11/10/2012 10:19 PM
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Iceland; cause you are a "Tard", that's why! You don't have a clue do you?
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11/10/2012 10:20 PM
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PIN THIS SHIT!!!! CANADA RULES!
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11/10/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Thread about Canada never get pinned. Wonder why.

pigchef
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maybe it is because they are such imbeciles
they cannot even spell their own name

or some other reason ...
JoeyBats
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11/10/2012 10:22 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Where the fuck is iceland?
curiouslyinterested

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11/10/2012 10:26 PM

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Thank you to everyone participating on this thread. I have not laughed this hard in a long time.

If nothing else, we Canadians have a great sense of humour!

Thanks for a good laugh.

(P.S. Never thought I looked like a pugdog, but then again, you never know, lol).
Beware The Suits
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11/10/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Iceland? Who cares! It's just a piece of floating shit on the ocean, ahaha!
And can't spell their own names? What the hell are you smoking?
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11/10/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Where the fuck is iceland?
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This.
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11/10/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Iceland; cause you are a "Tard", that's why! You don't have a clue do you?
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Now this is impolite. How can you call me a "Tard" ? Une terte an francais. Do you know what it means in french ? Sober up go to AA meetings tell all your friends about it and start to reconstruct your life.
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11/10/2012 10:28 PM
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Where the fuck is iceland?
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Q: What's the capital of Iceland?

A: About $20.
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11/10/2012 10:28 PM
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Yes Tard! I'm drinking coffee tard! Try again!
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11/10/2012 10:29 PM
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It's time to bring Canada down a Winnipeg.
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11/10/2012 10:31 PM
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This is what's wrong with the world! Everyone thinks they are the ultimate country, ultimate human, ultimate whatever!
You know that we are all alike, and, that, we all wish the best for eachother, and, we just love chittin each other! haha! Now, get out here and walk the forest! The wolves are waiting for you!

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