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Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.

 
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Where the fuck is iceland?
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Sounds like a good place to hold a hockey game to me. hf
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Where the fuck is iceland?
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Sounds like a good place to hold a hockey game to me. hf
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greenland had more ice than iceland. they are pretty much good for nothing
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11/10/2012 10:40 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Ok canada is huge in terms of square miles
but in terms of IQ and intellect it is small
this thread proves it beyond question

Now canadians pull up your pants
and man about it
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Ok canada is huge in terms of square miles
but in terms of IQ and intellect it is small
this thread proves it beyond question

Now canadians pull up your pants
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Lol only thing small is Icelands GDP
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Name one fucking thing iceland is good for or else stfu moran
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11/10/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Let's look at Canada from the perspective of a wolf.

The USA is wise enough to know the proper use of a barrier country or nation. But what if the USA were to become crippled? Or desperate for resources?

A chain is also only as strong as it's weakest link. Being a border country to the United States, Canada has certain concerns, lets examine some of them. For purposes of discourse, let's say that Winnipeg were destroyed to the point of non functionality.

Now Winnipeg is a central city of the "Nation" of Canada. A major rail hub and agricultural center. A loss of this city would almost certainly cut the country in half. At least geographically.

Let's look at a few facts about Winnipeg, and contrast them with a city I find very similar, having lived in both.

Oklahoma City.
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[link to maps.google.ca (secure)]

looks like my backyard
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Winnipeg i/ˈwɪnɪpɛɡ/ is the capital and largest city of Manitoba, Canada, with a census area population of 730,018 in the Canada 2011 Census. It is located near the longitudinal centre of North America, at the confluence of the Red and Assiniboine Rivers. The city is found on the eastern edge of the Canadian Prairies. The name "Winnipeg" comes from the Cree for "muddy waters." The Winnipeg area was a trading centre for Aboriginal peoples prior to the arrival of Europeans. The first fort was built there in 1738 by French traders.[4] A settlement was later founded by the Selkirk settlers in 1812, the nucleus of which was incorporated as the City of Winnipeg in 1873 with a population of 1,869.[5]

Winnipeg is the seventh-largest municipality in Canada, and is the primary municipality of the Winnipeg Capital Region (population of 730,305), with more than half of Manitoba's population.[6]
The economy of Winnipeg includes finance, manufacturing, food and beverage production, culture, retail and tourism sectors. Winnipeg is a transportation hub, served by Richardson International Airport. The city has railway connections to the United States and Eastern and Western Canada through three Class I rail carriers. Winnipeg's professional sports teams include the Winnipeg Blue Bombers (football), the Winnipeg Jets (hockey), the Winnipeg Goldeyes (baseball) and the Winnipeg Alliance FC (soccer). Winnipeg's universities include the University of Manitoba, the University of Winnipeg, Canadian Mennonite University and University of St. Boniface (formerly known as St. Boniface College), the oldest post-secondary educational institution in Western Canada.


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Oklahoma City (Pawnee: Uukuhuuwasiri)[2] is the capital and the largest city in the U.S. state of Oklahoma. The county seat of Oklahoma County,[3] the city ranks 30th among United States cities in population.[4] The city's population, from the 2010 census, was 579,999,[5] with a metro-area population of 1,252,987.[6] In 2010, the Oklahoma City-Shawnee Combined Statistical Area had a population of 1,322,249 residents.[6] Oklahoma City's city limits extend into Canadian, Cleveland, and Pottawatomie counties, though much of those areas outside of the core Oklahoma County area are suburban or rural (watershed). The city ranks as the eighth-largest city in the United States by land area (including consolidated city-counties; it is the second-largest city in the United States by land area whose government is not consolidated with that of a county).

Oklahoma City features one of the largest livestock markets in the world.[7] Oil, natural gas, petroleum products and related industries are the largest sector of the local economy. The city is situated in the middle of an active oil field and oil derricks dot the capitol grounds. The federal government employs large numbers of workers at Tinker Air Force Base and the United States Department of Transportation's Mike Monroney Aeronautical Center. (These two sites house several offices of the Federal Aviation Administration and the Transportation Department's Enterprise Service Center, respectively.)
The city was founded during the Land Run of 1889, and grew to a population of over 10,000 within hours of its founding. The city was the scene of the April 19, 1995 bombing attack of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, in which 168 people died. It was the worst terror attack in the history of the United States before the attacks of September 11, 2001, and remains the worst act of domestic terrorism in U.S. history.

Oklahoma City lies along one of the primary travel corridors into Texas and Mexico, and is about three hours by highway to the Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area. Located in the Frontier Country region of the state, the city's northeast section lies in an ecological region known as the Cross Timbers. Since the time weather records have been kept, Oklahoma City has been struck by nine strong tornadoes, eight (E)-F4's and one F5.[8] On May 3, 1999 parts of southern Oklahoma City and nearby communities suffered one of the most powerful tornadoes on record.
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Winnipeg = icelandic colony in north america

The capstone in the freemasonic symbolism
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Name one fucking thing iceland is good for or else stfu moran
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Iceland is the center of the universe
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Now Oklahoma gets almost no notice in the USA. Very few people have been to Oklahoma, even fewer can name the states it borders. Probably more Canadians can name the fifty states than Americans though. Something I have witnessed firsthand.

OKC is much like Winnipeg. Built on the same type of soil in the same relative location to it's country. Has many of the same industries, and even similar population. In Canada however, a large number of the population have been to Winnipeg or know much about it. In the USA, many have no idea OKC even exists.

Winnipeg, according to Wikipedia, got it's start way back in the 18th century. OKC has only been cranking along since the end of the 19th. I lived myself in a house in Winnipeg that was as old or older than most of the cities in Oklahoma. The rent did not reflect this reality though...
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Now Oklahoma gets almost no notice in the USA. Very few people have been to Oklahoma, even fewer can name the states it borders. Probably more Canadians can name the fifty states than Americans though. Something I have witnessed firsthand.

OKC is much like Winnipeg. Built on the same type of soil in the same relative location to it's country. Has many of the same industries, and even similar population. In Canada however, a large number of the population have been to Winnipeg or know much about it. In the USA, many have no idea OKC even exists.

Winnipeg, according to Wikipedia, got it's start way back in the 18th century. OKC has only been cranking along since the end of the 19th. I lived myself in a house in Winnipeg that was as old or older than most of the cities in Oklahoma. The rent did not reflect this reality though...
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who pays you for these rantings ?
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iamwith yes op you are totally right so you should never come here to Canada.....norespect spell
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11/10/2012 10:56 PM
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Here we go again! Another yank mad at the Canadians...whaever no one gives a fuck what the OP has to say,

I'm only here becuase that Canadian guy is my ride.
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Winnipeggers are isolated by location and climate. People in OKC are more isolated by financial circumstances. In a place like Winnipeg, everybody knows the name of the family who owns the local Great Canadian Superstore. In OKC, people know the name of the local newcaster who always predicts the killer tornados.

(Gary England), how is that for an ironic name?

If OKC were to be wiped off the map, and whether by massive f5 tornadoes or terrorist bombing, such attempts have been made, the USA wouldn't really notice.

A few telecom companies would have to lay new groundwork. Oil would be pumped in from Alberta until Texas could lay new pipework, or tankers could again pass on the highways. The population itself numbers from the Oklahoma Land Run and are already latecomers to the arena, by national terms.

But what if Canada were to lose Winnipeg. What then?

Suddenly air traffic would be trans continental across Canada. The beef market would take a hit, food prices would rise sharply. Train and semi traffic would suffer massively, with no central stopover and hub. OKC could be routed around, Winnipeg would leave a troublesome scar.
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"Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow. So why even bother."

1. first of all : Iceland has never officialy denied its intentions of invading Canada.
2. Canada can feely subjugate itself under Iceland.
3. Iceland can freely dispose of Canada as any other asset.

These new tri-regulations could very well form a new agreement between Iceland and Canada.
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Now Oklahoma gets almost no notice in the USA. Very few people have been to Oklahoma, even fewer can name the states it borders. Probably more Canadians can name the fifty states than Americans though. Something I have witnessed firsthand.

OKC is much like Winnipeg. Built on the same type of soil in the same relative location to it's country. Has many of the same industries, and even similar population. In Canada however, a large number of the population have been to Winnipeg or know much about it. In the USA, many have no idea OKC even exists.

Winnipeg, according to Wikipedia, got it's start way back in the 18th century. OKC has only been cranking along since the end of the 19th. I lived myself in a house in Winnipeg that was as old or older than most of the cities in Oklahoma. The rent did not reflect this reality though...
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who pays you for these rantings ?
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Hungry wolves.
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Winnipeg has an airport that actually does a fair amount of business. And it is actually an airhub. Most of the similar traffic in the USA is handled by DFW, a huge airport by any standard. Takes fifteen minutes just to ride the tram from one gate to another.

But Canada has no such backup plan. No surrounding infrastructure. With the loss of Winnipeg, a minor city by USA standards, the rest of the country curls up like a severed earthworm.

What could happen to Winnipeg? In a major war, it is almost certainly toast. It would either be destroyed prior to becoming a staging area by invasion over the polar caps, or destroyed so that it couldn't be used as a staging area by North American defenders. It is also in a flood plain, and with enough climate altering, could be both flooded and swamped by tornadoes. If not altogether starved out by deep freezing.

The USA could stand the loss of OKC rather easily, but the loss of Winnipeg would be downright disastrous for Canada.

And what if Vancouver were to get that long overdue EQ at the same time? How many people who are made rich by the flyover areas of Canada, spend their time on the balmy west coast?
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Yes, USA: you should really be educating yourself from Wikipedia! It is way better, and, more educational than you would ever get in school! haha!
You know it; your schools only talk about the USA; not anyone else in the world, that is why you are at war with everyone, and anyone in the world, and your debt is sooooo high! Tell it to your leaders; those bastards that continue to kill, mame, all people they touch! Stop the Madness! Who the F--- do you all think you are??? F'n war mongers, that is who you all are!
I suggest you talk to your Osama/Bama Leader of yours, and get this shit over with! You will regret it if you don't do it now! SHGHTF if you don't!
Obama is "Not" whom you think! He is "EVIL"!
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"Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow. So why even bother."

1. first of all : Iceland has never officialy denied its intentions of invading Canada.
2. Canada can feely subjugate itself under Iceland.
3. Iceland can freely dispose of Canada as any other asset.

These new tri-regulations could very well form a new agreement between Iceland and Canada.
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violin
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Now OKC is inhabited by people who are very militarized and very military friendly. Winnipeg is inhabited by old licentious drunks. I am understating the case in both examples.

Many people in Winnipeg have travelled to a several places worldwide, and only a couple, if any in the USA. And those are usually right across the border. They feel that they are the exotic foreigners when they travel.

People in OKC are usually of two types. Born and bred there, having maybe visited a neighboring state. And those that are there for business. Having traveled all over the USA, and oftentimes a few places worldwide.

They don't think of themselves as exotic travelers, they think of themselves as businessmen.

If a disaster were to occur in OKC, half of the people would see it as a holiday. The other half would call upon corporate assets from all directions to rebuild their interests. And as the infrastructure typically dates from this century, and all they have is wide open spaces and temperate weather, it would be accomplished shortly.

Counter that to Winnipeg, with it's aging infrastructure, pride of it's inconsequential history, and tightly packed city, and realize that there are two land avenues of entrance and egress. Realize that Canadians are the very best at denial.
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Please stop with the Canada-US war

let's join forces and invade the Bahamas and a few other Caribbean islands instead

Warm weather year round, beachfront hotels and lots of rum for all of us



hf
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Hahaha! Winnipeg! You got to be kidding USA! We could lose Winnipeg, and not even notice, you idiot! The only thing we would notice is "LESS MOSQUITOES" in the summer! You really don't know Canada at all, so give it up USA; you are a numbnut! Stupidity will get you culled, haha!
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I went to Winnipeg one Christmas to spend it with my ex husband's parents. When we got off the plane it was forty below zero. WTF. Well I won't make that mistake again. Here in Cali it's called winter when it's forty ABOVE zero.
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Please stop with the Canada-US war

let's join forces and invade the Bahamas and a few other Caribbean islands instead

Warm weather year round, beachfront hotels and lots of rum for all of us



hf
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Agreed!

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Now, examining the links of this chain. What would it take to subdue a city like OKC easily, Art of War style. And what would it take to do the same to Winnipeg?

Well in Winnipeg, there is no higher calling than wealth. Having been all over North America myself, I have never seen a place, barring NYC and a few other coastal areas that have a lot of things going for them, such a sense of entitlement.

This entitlement is always based on literally being the "only game in town". When your nearest major city is in another country and is Fargo ND, it can be quite easy to assume you are some sort of God or Goddess. Indeed, black magic is a large part of the Manitoba underground.

Black military projects are a large portion of the Oklahoma underground.

Winnipeg could be bought for flattery and economic persuasion. Especially if the big money producing families there were headed south anyway. Manitoba is sort of a breadbasket, and even as such, the prices on groceries are monopolized. The transportation industry allows this. It would be very easy to starve the city and pick it up for pennies on the dollar. Their current monopoly is already based on this model.

OKC? It has been starving from the get-go. The miltary and prison industries reap that harvest.
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I went to Winnipeg one Christmas to spend it with my ex husband's parents. When we got off the plane it was forty below zero. WTF. Well I won't make that mistake again. Here in Cali it's called winter when it's forty ABOVE zero.
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I had a four wheel drive car, stick to the ground, INSIDE my insulated garage in Winnipeg. I think the only reason they have mosquitoes year after year is that everyone stays so drunk all summer that they have antifreeze blood to survive the winter...
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Women in canada remind me of pugs with down syndrome.
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Women in the USA remind me of .... 3 women all in one.
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Women in canada remind me of pugs with down syndrome.
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Women in the USA remind me of .... 3 women all in one.
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Ahahaha...

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