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Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.

 
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11/10/2012 11:35 PM
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Based on that comment; No wonder the USA is going down the Flange of the Toilet! haha! You all make me think you are some superior God of some sorts! haha! You all put your pants on one leg at a time, and,who knows, you don't change your underwear often enough! So, what makes you think you are so Superior to anyone in North America! You don't know where your ass starts or your head begins! You are so into yourselfs, that you will cause your own demise! Bitches! F Winnipeg! They are not even in the cards in Canada! They constantly flood out, blood is drained by their Huge F'n Mosquitoes, and most are on Welfare! So, don't f'n tell me from another province what the f happens in Canada! You have no f'n clue! You are just a f'n tard; and you know it! Come to Canada; the black wolf is waiting!
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11/10/2012 11:39 PM

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Oh man that's f**** up. Take my excuses, canadian friends.

Why can't we all just get along?
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sure bud. Easygoing forgiveness is another trait up here.
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11/10/2012 11:40 PM

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I was once in Canada for about 3 hours transiting through Toronto airport.

It looked disorganized like a failed society everybody on government handouts

So maybe the US could do them a favor and invade and teach the Canadians some self reliance skills and stuff
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you can tell that just by beign in a airport for 3hours?? What are you? prime minister of iceland? flipoffshitstreamIceLand
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Maybe he was until he was arrested.
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11/10/2012 11:42 PM
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We forgive by a tradition of kicking each other in the nuts! The one whom gets up first wins! I'd stay down if I were you, haha! If you know what's good for you.
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11/10/2012 11:42 PM
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Canadian people are fucking weird.. they come off as openminded BUT IN THE SAME TIME CLOSEMINDED LIKE FUCK

they behave so fucking non-human like, I can't even explain it.

Fuck canadians, those filthy bastards; NUKE them
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clappa

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11/10/2012 11:42 PM

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Why even bother.
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Sounds like a good place to move to.
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11/10/2012 11:45 PM
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Candians are very nice people. Almost annoylingly so. Who cares? We are doomed anyway. Send a nuke up my ass.

The US is a 75% pathetic population and 25% best people in the world.

Time to set up a new country.
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11/10/2012 11:45 PM
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Based on that comment; No wonder the USA is going down the Flange of the Toilet! haha! You all make me think you are some superior God of some sorts! haha! You all put your pants on one leg at a time, and,who knows, you don't change your underwear often enough! So, what makes you think you are so Superior to anyone in North America! You don't know where your ass starts or your head begins! You are so into yourselfs, that you will cause your own demise! Bitches! F Winnipeg! They are not even in the cards in Canada! They constantly flood out, blood is drained by their Huge F'n Mosquitoes, and most are on Welfare! So, don't f'n tell me from another province what the f happens in Canada! You have no f'n clue! You are just a f'n tard; and you know it! Come to Canada; the black wolf is waiting!
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The hunting in Canada is great. While I haven't been hunting in northern BC, I have been to the Pas in Manitoba and been fishing in the lakes up there. The fish are abundant, but even in the arsehole of the world, a snidey 20 year old wildlife officer is always on hand with his best friend holding the six-pack of Molson to nicely clip the barbs off of your fishing hook for you. And you will politely comply because the Queen says so.

The deer trails are abundant and you can sit in one spot in the woods up there and bring home enough meat to pack your freezer. If you could afford the freezer with the prices of appliances there, and if you could afford the permit and tags to hunt more than one or two deer. Hell, often a Canadian can even acquire himself a rifle with a synthetic stock and floating barrel to shoot one or two of them suckers. It will just take a couple years.

The hunting is also great in OKC. The average ten year old can disassemble a Glock blindfolded and high on crystal meth. And they own three. And since the average hunter is just as likely to accidentally shoot the Game Warden as he is a deer, if you bother to go hunting for deer or go fishing, you are likely to eat well.

The best hunting is done from your front porch in the ghetto regions of OKC. (Most of the city). You can bag radio stealing Mexicans, local Caucasian crackheads, and pretty much every night, the stray rabid pitbull.
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11/10/2012 11:47 PM
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Canadian people are fucking weird.. they come off as openminded BUT IN THE SAME TIME CLOSEMINDED LIKE FUCK

they behave so fucking non-human like, I can't even explain it.

Fuck canadians, those filthy bastards; NUKE them
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says the retard who probably never set foot in canada...
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My hairdresser is a canadian woman who acts fucking weird I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK How can a human being be open and closeminded in the same time?
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You Europeans are a classic case of this syndrome. Thats why its so hard for you to get it. Thats why Americans have a hard time with it too. They hate themselves and everybody else all at the same time.
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rofl I know America sucks but its not my fault. That makes me angry.
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11/10/2012 11:49 PM
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And that is why you are not allowed in Canada, fucktwit! Cause you are the cause of stupid, are you not?? Yes, you are! God, I hope you don't spread your genes!
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11/10/2012 11:51 PM
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BTW and for your information :

The best possible economic alliance there is :

UK - Canada - Iceland - Scandinavia

This alliance would have
- 70% of all resources in the arctic
- nuclear deterent (Britain)
- surplus food production
- no german / eu control
- very high living standards

The UK should initiate talks to effects all this.
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Look iceland. New Jersey could wipe you off the face of the earth. Thats just 1 state. Learn to keep your mouth shut. Dont make yourself a target. When you are irrelevant act like it. When its time to have an opinion I will give it to you.
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11/10/2012 11:52 PM

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It's time to bring Canada down a Winnipeg.
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11/10/2012 11:54 PM
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The best humor is found in Manitoban snow driving. The average Manitoban drives a Detroit innovated Buick or Chevy Cavalier and considers it the highest in automotive engineering. Simply because they paid 55k for a car that costs 34k in the USA.

Snow driving gives many Winnipeggers the assurance that they are indeed skilled and intelligent. Having no experience in the snap freezes and slushy snows of the American Midwest, they barrel through icy frozen crystals a foot deep that actually assist gripping the roads in subzero temperatures. Completely oblivious that in a place like Oklahoma, the typical snowstorm first lays down three inches of ice, before covering that in a mixture of slushy untractionable goo.

In a place like Oklahoma, even the locals get free entertainment watching the semis and travelers from the warm coastal areas wreck into each other, and the occasional poor Okie with a crap car and bald tires.

But all Canadians are God Himself behind the wheel. It's snow joke driving in the frozen tundra.
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11/10/2012 11:56 PM

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lol
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The best humor is found in Manitoban snow driving. the average Manitoban drives a Detroit innovated Buick or Chevy Cavalier and considers it the highest in automotive engineering. Simply because they paid 55k for a car that costs 34k in the USA.

Snow driving gives many Winnipeggers the assurance that they are indeed skilled and intelligent. Having no experience in the snap freezes and slushy snows of the American Midwest, they barrel through icy frozen crystals a foot deep that actually assist gripping the roads in subzero temperatures. Completely oblivious that in a place like Oklahoma, the typical snowstorm first lays down three inches of ice, before covering that in a mixture of slushy untractionable goo.

In a place like Oklahoma, even the locals get free entertainment watching the semis and travelers from the warm coastal areas wreck into each other, and the occasional poor Okie with a crap car and bald tires.

But all Canadians are God Himself behind the wheel. It's snow joke driving in the frozen tundra.
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I actually like Canadians and often befriend them on vacations. I find this conversation useless. Lets pick on eurotrash instead.
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11/10/2012 11:57 PM
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Yes; like I said before, Tards! hahaha!
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11/10/2012 11:58 PM
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The best humor is found in Manitoban snow driving. the average Manitoban drives a Detroit innovated Buick or Chevy Cavalier and considers it the highest in automotive engineering. Simply because they paid 55k for a car that costs 34k in the USA.

Snow driving gives many Winnipeggers the assurance that they are indeed skilled and intelligent. Having no experience in the snap freezes and slushy snows of the American Midwest, they barrel through icy frozen crystals a foot deep that actually assist gripping the roads in subzero temperatures. Completely oblivious that in a place like Oklahoma, the typical snowstorm first lays down three inches of ice, before covering that in a mixture of slushy untractionable goo.

In a place like Oklahoma, even the locals get free entertainment watching the semis and travelers from the warm coastal areas wreck into each other, and the occasional poor Okie with a crap car and bald tires.

But all Canadians are God Himself behind the wheel. It's snow joke driving in the frozen tundra.
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I actually like Canadians and often befriend them on vacations. I find this conversation useless. Lets pick on eurotrash instead.
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I married a Canadian, the truth shall continue!
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The best humor is found in Manitoban snow driving. the average Manitoban drives a Detroit innovated Buick or Chevy Cavalier and considers it the highest in automotive engineering. Simply because they paid 55k for a car that costs 34k in the USA.

Snow driving gives many Winnipeggers the assurance that they are indeed skilled and intelligent. Having no experience in the snap freezes and slushy snows of the American Midwest, they barrel through icy frozen crystals a foot deep that actually assist gripping the roads in subzero temperatures. Completely oblivious that in a place like Oklahoma, the typical snowstorm first lays down three inches of ice, before covering that in a mixture of slushy untractionable goo.

In a place like Oklahoma, even the locals get free entertainment watching the semis and travelers from the warm coastal areas wreck into each other, and the occasional poor Okie with a crap car and bald tires.

But all Canadians are God Himself behind the wheel. It's snow joke driving in the frozen tundra.
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I actually like Canadians and often befriend them on vacations. I find this conversation useless. Lets pick on eurotrash instead.
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I thought it was witty.

Random and creative.


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"Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow. So why even bother."

1. first of all : Iceland has never officialy denied its intentions of invading Canada.
2. Canada can feely subjugate itself under Iceland.
3. Iceland can freely dispose of Canada as any other asset.

These new tri-regulations could very well form a new agreement between Iceland and Canada.
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This guy amuses me in a weird way, and even the OKC Winnipeg guy is vaguely funny, although way off in his own happy little tangent. This thread has made me smile and snort in amusement more than any other thread. Maybe there is something wrong with us.
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Interesting thread after skimming it I noticed no mention of the latest news on Canada and the possible implication that the world's powers may be focused in that direction.

Because of the Global warming, Canada is naturally eyeing its claims in the arctic as are China, and several other nations that have claims there as the melting of the ice will assuredly free up the natural resources there.
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To the one stating ice in Oklahoma; hahaha; funny! You ain't seen ice or slippery till you drove in Canada this weekend! Slick as a baby's bum, with brown skids on it! lol. Your warm ice/snow is nothing to ice/snow in Canada! You would never make it alive, and "You" know it! Tard! It seems to take our nation to realize after the fact, that, Holy Fuck! It's icy! Well, what the hell did you think after rain, freezing drizzle, snow, and packed snow by vehicles on the pavement? Some just take months to adjust to driving on slippery roads! They are the ones causing the auto insurance rates to go up in costs! But I'd rather drive in OKLA than in Canada when it is winter time! I'd drive circles round you!
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11/11/2012 12:08 AM
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Canadians are righteously assured of their intelligence by American television. As an American who slept through most of his schooling, I was astounded to find that Canadians are indeed more intelligent than the average Fifth Grader.

(That's Grade Five to you Canadians).

Question after question, even while sauced for the holiday, I watched Canadians demonstrate this Fifth Grade superiority without fail. My only clue of American advantage came at the point in which I caught a Canadian bragging about how his car CD player came with a remote control. An obvious source of pride for him.

I refrained from revealing that I had my first automotive remote control a decade earlier.

One of the most curious of Canadian customs is owning shit. If you own a laptop, and they do too, they win.

This is a curious custom, probably fed by the errant belief that Americans judge themselves by their possessions. Having grown up in a world of abundance, known as the United States, I always prided myself on what I could get by without. This strange dichotomy defines the Canadian mental complex.
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11/11/2012 12:11 AM
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Bet you don't have a wifey remote? Or, a erectile remote? Or, a remote that sends beer past you on a train track from your back fridge, past your sofa while watching the football game? Who's your Daddy?
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To the one stating ice in Oklahoma; hahaha; funny! You ain't seen ice or slippery till you drove in Canada this weekend! Slick as a baby's bum, with brown skids on it! lol. Your warm ice/snow is nothing to ice/snow in Canada! You would never make it alive, and "You" know it! Tard! It seems to take our nation to realize after the fact, that, Holy Fuck! It's icy! Well, what the hell did you think after rain, freezing drizzle, snow, and packed snow by vehicles on the pavement? Some just take months to adjust to driving on slippery roads! They are the ones causing the auto insurance rates to go up in costs! But I'd rather drive in OKLA than in Canada when it is winter time! I'd drive circles round you!
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The average Canadian must always assume the upper hand in any situation, losing or even losing strategically is not an option. When backed into a corner, as most Canadians are by birthright, they leave no doubt of their situation.

A Canadian will assume that you would drive terribly in their circumstance and they would perform superbly in yours. It doesn't occur to them that the lower prices of automobiles in the USA allow an American an easy opportunity to buy an AWD or Four Wheel Drive vehicle for the purposes of traversing the barren wasteland that is Canada.

The Canadian mentally can be confusing for an American. They would always have the best circumstances and advantage and you would always fail, because they are Canadians. Americans are used to excelling to the point of allowing a portraiture of incompetence to conceal their achievements. A Canadian will find anything that could be construed an achievement, and fashion it into proof of any type of superiority imaginable.

From the American perspective, Canada has many of the hallmarks of the proverbial frustrated basement dwelling virgin, on a global scale.
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Bet you don't have a wifey remote? Or, a erectile remote? Or, a remote that sends beer past you on a train track from your back fridge, past your sofa while watching the football game? Who's your Daddy?
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Your blowing any credibility we had built up on this thread dude
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11/11/2012 12:16 AM
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The ultimate achievement of a Canadian female can be summed up in a few words. Having your male counterpart in complete subservience, and enjoying a standard of life better than the median USA lifestyle. Having fashion that passed for modern in NYC ten years prior is a bonus.

The ultimate achievement of the Canadian male is having a perpetually stocked beer fridge in the vicinity of their Man-Cave. (Which they call a Family-room, and they built themselves.)
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11/11/2012 12:17 AM
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Now your talking! Beer Fridge, MMMMMM!
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11/11/2012 12:19 AM
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Wrong! The Russian and Chinese military will be destroyed by God himself in the Great Plains of Canada and the US.
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The ultimate achievement of a Canadian female can be summed up in a few words. Having your male counterpart in complete subservience, and enjoying a standard of life better than the median USA lifestyle. Having fashion that passed for modern in NYC ten years prior is a bonus.

The ultimate achievement of the Canadian male is having a perpetually stocked beer fridge in the vicinity of their Man-Cave. (Which they call a Family-room, and they built themselves.)
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let me guess when you left Winnipeg, it wasn't voluntarily was it? little bit of a villagers with torches scene?
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11/11/2012 12:21 AM
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And why would God war in his own God's country, Canada? hmmm?
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