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Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.

 
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11/11/2012 12:23 AM
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The ultimate achievement of a Canadian female can be summed up in a few words. Having your male counterpart in complete subservience, and enjoying a standard of life better than the median USA lifestyle. Having fashion that passed for modern in NYC ten years prior is a bonus.

The ultimate achievement of the Canadian male is having a perpetually stocked beer fridge in the vicinity of their Man-Cave. (Which they call a Family-room, and they built themselves.)
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let me guess when you left Winnipeg, it wasn't voluntarily was it? little bit of a villagers with torches scene?
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No, but nice guess.
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11/11/2012 12:24 AM
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Do we have any Canadians in the area of Vancouver in the hoose?

I have material for kilometers...
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11/11/2012 12:25 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Oh by the way, USA? How's that new 4 year tenure of Obamaism working for you all, haha! What a f'n farce! Why did the soldiers in Afgany's votes get dumped over board at sea, hummmmm??? Farce election if ever was one! And, you all know it!!! Stupid and crooked Ameros!
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11/11/2012 12:26 AM
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And why would God war in his own God's country, Canada? hmmm?
It will start in the MEast and end in the MEast!
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If you had a shiny new gas station that never ran out, and a shit talking crackhead in the north end of town, and you had to bring your gang to a brawl to decide territorial issues, you really think you're going to meet at the gas station?
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11/11/2012 12:27 AM
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Oh by the way, USA? How's that new 4 year tenure of Obamaism working for you all, haha! What a f'n farce! Why did the soldiers in Afgany's votes get dumped over board at sea, hummmmm??? Farce election if ever was one! And, you all know it!!! Stupid and crooked Ameros!
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Obama has a remote control. Mittens... Are more Canadian.
Really?really?

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11/11/2012 12:28 AM
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Do we have any Canadians in the area of Vancouver in the hoose?

I have material for kilometers...
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I'm from the island so I'd be laughing right along with you.
Really?really?
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11/11/2012 12:30 AM
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Do we have any Canadians in the area of Vancouver in the hoose?

I have material for kilometers...
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I'm from the island so I'd be laughing right along with you.
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Excellent, I've been all over the island.

Let's discuss the Vancouver Fairies. And the wanna-be ghettos.
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11/11/2012 12:33 AM
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Having grown up in what were among the most murderous of government housing projects, I was amazed to see what is considered ghetto in Vancouver. In the USA, you know you're in the ghetto because you're being robbed.

In Vancouver, when you see a drunk native person, you are in mortal danger. A drunk native may follow you around, punch you randomly, or even spit on you, with no regard to contagious diseases.

In an American ghetto, you will have the local warlords baby, become part of his harem, sell crack from his house, and fight with other bitches for his amusement when he has a fresh forty.

And that's if you're male.
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11/11/2012 12:38 AM
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On Vancouver Island if you are not pencil thin and beautiful, you are a second glass female. Doomed for a life in the ghettos of Surrey where a landlord may throw your stuff out on the pavement if you are even one day late on rent. (The horror).

In America, if you are pencil thin and beautiful, stay in your city sweetheart. Because a real man will use you for masturbation and leave you with a mental complex that has you doing second-rate commercials for car insurance, or maybe even genital herpes medication. This leads to a slow descent into KMart circulars.

In Canada, a beautiful young thang may be stalked and raped in Vancouver. In America, you will be cleverly entrapped and sold into the underground sex trade never again to see the light of day. You will live out your years in the most luxurious underground basement imaginable hopped up on drugs that most doctors don't even know exist.
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11/11/2012 12:41 AM
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Well, we treat our hookers better than you treat yours! So that makes us More compassionate people!
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11/11/2012 12:43 AM
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In Vancouver, hearing a rumble of thunder and seeing accompanying lightning is a modern miracle. In an average American Midwestern city, you cannot hear the thunder over your neighbor's subwoofers. And it's a tossup whether or not that train noise is coming from the tracks near your house, or an approaching tornado.

In Vancouver, you may see softcore porno on TV. It's not trying to hide what it is, it just is. You will serve the modern female in any way she sees fit, having had your mind molded by Province approved feminist issues from the first hint of sexuality.

In the American Midwest, fuck a bitch.
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Well, we treat our hookers better than you treat yours! So that makes us More compassionate people!
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Yea, you marry them.
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11/11/2012 12:45 AM
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Canadians believe in some higher godlike authority which will spare them for being nice. Even if it is a duplicitous nice that only appears in polite company.

In America, they dare God to start some shit. God often obliges.
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11/11/2012 12:47 AM
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Watch your mouth bitch! My wife is not a Hooker, see! Dare you to come here and say that to my face fucktwit! You know that you "married" one, and that pisses you off don't it?? hahaha! You are only the 397th guy to get some, hahahaha! Fuck You!
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11/11/2012 12:49 AM
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I am CANADIAN. Having lived in both countries, I can say that the only thing wrong with the U.S. is that it's full of Americans. 'Nuff said.
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11/11/2012 12:51 AM
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Watch your mouth bitch! My wife is not a Hooker, see! Dare you to come here and say that to my face fucktwit! You know that you "married" one, and that pisses you off don't it?? hahaha! You are only the 397th guy to get some, hahahaha! Fuck You!
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You sound like my ex.
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11/11/2012 12:52 AM
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I am your Ex!
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I am CANADIAN. Having lived in both countries, I can say that the only thing wrong with the U.S. is that it's full of Americans. 'Nuff said.
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Canada makes the best Canadians anywhere. ;O)
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11/11/2012 12:57 AM
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After this delightful evening of entertainment, focused on Americans; and Canadians, and the "odd" Icelandic guy; Stars & Stripes, and Canadian Maple Leaf; don't you agree we are all alike?? Yup, only difference the Ameros have brown in their underwear, and ours, are always white, snowy white, haha! Good night all! lol.
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11/11/2012 12:58 AM
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border pissing contests are hilarious

love ya canada ya fuk wits LOL
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11/11/2012 01:07 AM
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Should you ever find yourself entrapped in a relationship with a Canadian woman, escape is easy. Take all your cash, and bury it underground. If you have friends of any influence, keep them at arms length and refuse contact.

Try to convert her to an American. It won't be successful, because she firmly believes everything she sees on TV about Americans, decades old as it may be. She will think something is wrong with you because you do not wish to toe the media's ideal. She will assume that you are trying to be something you are not, just by being yourself.

When she does take everything that isn't nailed down and splits (including any children you have. Remember, if she has a child she is fleeing a dangerous situation... Otherwise it's just a copout on life.), contact your friends in the Federal government and have her put under 24 hour surveillance.

Also drop hints to your military buddies, which you are also probably related to, about the weaknesses you observed in her homeland, and the best possible ways to subdue her society and family based on inherent weaknesses. She will never believe this occurred anyway as to her "The Military" is something from the movies and you are probably just paranoid delusional.

It will never occur to her how many Federal statutes she is breaking as she crosses State and international boundaries with the child or children she has kidnapped, nor will she understand that wars have been started for less.

Another perfect example of Canada as a nation.

Pro 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.
Really?really?

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11/11/2012 01:13 AM
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Should you ever find yourself entrapped in a relationship with a Canadian woman, escape is easy. Take all your cash, and bury it underground. If you have friends of any influence, keep them at arms length and refuse contact.

Try to convert her to an American. It won't be successful, because she firmly believes everything she sees on TV about Americans, decades old as it may be. She will think something is wrong with you because you do not wish to toe the media's ideal. She will assume that you are trying to be something you are not, just by being yourself.

When she does take everything that isn't nailed down and splits (including any children you have. Remember, if she has a child she is fleeing a dangerous situation... Otherwise it's just a copout on life.), contact your friends in the Federal government and have her put under 24 hour surveillance.

Also drop hints to your military buddies, which you are also probably related to, about the weaknesses you observed in her homeland, and the best possible ways to subdue her society and family based on inherent weaknesses. She will never believe this occurred anyway as to her "The Military" is something from the movies and you are probably just paranoid delusional.

It will never occur to her how many Federal statutes she is breaking as she crosses State and international boundaries with the child or children she has kidnapped, nor will she understand that wars have been started for less.

Another perfect example of Canada as a nation.

Pro 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.
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So her and her family had the pitchforks and torches?
Really?really?
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11/11/2012 01:15 AM
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Should you ever find yourself entrapped in a relationship with a Canadian woman, escape is easy. Take all your cash, and bury it underground. If you have friends of any influence, keep them at arms length and refuse contact.

Try to convert her to an American. It won't be successful, because she firmly believes everything she sees on TV about Americans, decades old as it may be. She will think something is wrong with you because you do not wish to toe the media's ideal. She will assume that you are trying to be something you are not, just by being yourself.

When she does take everything that isn't nailed down and splits (including any children you have. Remember, if she has a child she is fleeing a dangerous situation... Otherwise it's just a copout on life.), contact your friends in the Federal government and have her put under 24 hour surveillance.

Also drop hints to your military buddies, which you are also probably related to, about the weaknesses you observed in her homeland, and the best possible ways to subdue her society and family based on inherent weaknesses. She will never believe this occurred anyway as to her "The Military" is something from the movies and you are probably just paranoid delusional.

It will never occur to her how many Federal statutes she is breaking as she crosses State and international boundaries with the child or children she has kidnapped, nor will she understand that wars have been started for less.

Another perfect example of Canada as a nation.

Pro 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

So her and her family had the pitchforks and torches?
 Quoting: Really?really?


If you're looking for fire and pitchforks, you only need me.
Really?really?

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11/11/2012 01:17 AM
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Should you ever find yourself entrapped in a relationship with a Canadian woman, escape is easy. Take all your cash, and bury it underground. If you have friends of any influence, keep them at arms length and refuse contact.

Try to convert her to an American. It won't be successful, because she firmly believes everything she sees on TV about Americans, decades old as it may be. She will think something is wrong with you because you do not wish to toe the media's ideal. She will assume that you are trying to be something you are not, just by being yourself.

When she does take everything that isn't nailed down and splits (including any children you have. Remember, if she has a child she is fleeing a dangerous situation... Otherwise it's just a copout on life.), contact your friends in the Federal government and have her put under 24 hour surveillance.

Also drop hints to your military buddies, which you are also probably related to, about the weaknesses you observed in her homeland, and the best possible ways to subdue her society and family based on inherent weaknesses. She will never believe this occurred anyway as to her "The Military" is something from the movies and you are probably just paranoid delusional.

It will never occur to her how many Federal statutes she is breaking as she crosses State and international boundaries with the child or children she has kidnapped, nor will she understand that wars have been started for less.

Another perfect example of Canada as a nation.

Pro 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

So her and her family had the pitchforks and torches?
 Quoting: Really?really?


If you're looking for fire and pitchforks, you only need me.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

all this and metaphysics too.
Really?really?
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11/11/2012 01:18 AM
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Ahhahaha! You thought I left for the night, haha! Well, knew you were coming here to spout BS about Canadian women! If a Canadian woman ever met up with/or linked up with a Piece of S____ such as you; she would no doubt be in some trouble! However, there is a Law which states if she is related or connected by common law status with a FUCKTARD such as you, she has all the rights in her favour!! And, if you want that to happen in Canada, kiss your ass goodbye forever, cause she will get your money, your pension, and your kids, plus be able to kick you in the balls for free right in court, observed by witnesses!
Now, American Woman, get away from meeee! American Woman, mamma let me beeeeee! Great song by Canadians! The Guess Who?
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11/11/2012 01:20 AM
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Ahhahaha! You thought I left for the night, haha! Well, knew you were coming here to spout BS about Canadian women! If a Canadian woman ever met up with/or linked up with a Piece of S____ such as you; she would no doubt be in some trouble! However, there is a Law which states if she is related or connected by common law status with a FUCKTARD such as you, she has all the rights in her favour!! And, if you want that to happen in Canada, kiss your ass goodbye forever, cause she will get your money, your pension, and your kids, plus be able to kick you in the balls for free right in court, observed by witnesses!
Now, American Woman, get away from meeee! American Woman, mamma let me beeeeee! Great song by Canadians! The Guess Who?
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You missed the best part. This all happened in the Eagle's nest.
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Should you ever find yourself entrapped in a relationship with a Canadian woman, escape is easy. Take all your cash, and bury it underground. If you have friends of any influence, keep them at arms length and refuse contact.

Try to convert her to an American. It won't be successful, because she firmly believes everything she sees on TV about Americans, decades old as it may be. She will think something is wrong with you because you do not wish to toe the media's ideal. She will assume that you are trying to be something you are not, just by being yourself.

When she does take everything that isn't nailed down and splits (including any children you have. Remember, if she has a child she is fleeing a dangerous situation... Otherwise it's just a copout on life.), contact your friends in the Federal government and have her put under 24 hour surveillance.

Also drop hints to your military buddies, which you are also probably related to, about the weaknesses you observed in her homeland, and the best possible ways to subdue her society and family based on inherent weaknesses. She will never believe this occurred anyway as to her "The Military" is something from the movies and you are probably just paranoid delusional.

It will never occur to her how many Federal statutes she is breaking as she crosses State and international boundaries with the child or children she has kidnapped, nor will she understand that wars have been started for less.

Another perfect example of Canada as a nation.

Pro 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

So her and her family had the pitchforks and torches?
 Quoting: Really?really?


If you're looking for fire and pitchforks, you only need me.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

all this and metaphysics too.
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Shall we delve into the Canadian baby-stealing industry?
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11/11/2012 01:25 AM
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So, I'm not lying, am I????? You gotta pay, if/when, you put it in! Nothing is for free, haha! Thinking with the wrong head, right?
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11/11/2012 01:26 AM
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There are very few things more amusing than receiving a cease and desist order from a Provincial court judge regarding persons born in the United States Corporation on American soil. Especially when you ain't even after them.

They even name them in the document as Natural Persons, as if they have some claim to such.
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So, I'm not lying, am I????? You gotta pay, if/when, you put it in! Nothing is for free, haha! Thinking with the wrong head, right?
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You know that as a corporation, the United States has a CEO right? And that Canada is acting as a sovereign nation. Corporations understand checks and balances very well, especially in cases of writing yourself checks which you cannot cash.

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