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Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.

 
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11/11/2012 01:31 AM
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Now what does the United States do for business? If anything I would say it is warfare, and enforcement of corporate interests.

What does Canada do for business? As a sovereign territory, it should be very aware of protecting it's interests under charter. Do you think they are?

Or do you think they wipe their mouths after eating, and say no harm has been done. I'd hate to think they engage in pursuits that harm both the interests of the USA and Canada.
Really?really?

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11/11/2012 01:33 AM
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So, I'm not lying, am I????? You gotta pay, if/when, you put it in! Nothing is for free, haha! Thinking with the wrong head, right?
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You know that as a corporation, the United States has a CEO right? And that Canada is acting as a sovereign nation. Corporations understand checks and balances very well, especially in cases of writing yourself checks which you cannot cash.
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I'm going to bed but from the looks of things you have plenty to say, I'll get a giggle in the morning. A very American trait is loving to hear oneself talk. Your a funny guy bro.
Really?really?
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11/11/2012 01:36 AM
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

308 – At Carnuntum, Emperor emeritus Diocletian confers with Galerius, Augustus of the East, and Maximianus, the recently returned former Augustus of the West, in an attempt to restore order to the Roman Empire.

1500 – Treaty of Granada – Louis XII of France and Ferdinand II of Aragon agree to divide the Kingdom of Naples between them.

1620 – The Mayflower Compact is signed in what is now Provincetown Harbor near Cape Cod.

1634 – Following pressure from Anglican bishop John Atherton, the Irish House of Commons passes An Act for the Punishment for the Vice of Buggery.

Etc, Ad Infinitum...
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11/11/2012 01:39 AM
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So, I'm not lying, am I????? You gotta pay, if/when, you put it in! Nothing is for free, haha! Thinking with the wrong head, right?
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You know that as a corporation, the United States has a CEO right? And that Canada is acting as a sovereign nation. Corporations understand checks and balances very well, especially in cases of writing yourself checks which you cannot cash.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


I'm going to bed but from the looks of things you have plenty to say, I'll get a giggle in the morning. A very American trait is loving to hear oneself talk. Your a funny guy bro.
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I don't bother loving anything any more.
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11/11/2012 01:40 AM
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1911 – Many cities in the Midwestern United States break their record highs and lows on the same day as a strong cold front rolls through.

1918 – World War I: Germany signs an armistice agreement with the Allies in a railroad car in the forest of Compiègne, France. The fighting officially ends at 11:00 a.m., (the eleventh hour in the eleventh month on the eleventh day) and this is annually honoured with a two-minute silence.
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11/11/2012 01:44 AM
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Depression*
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Cheer up
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11/11/2012 01:46 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Now why would a Provincial court in Canada attempt a restraining order against a Natural Person, regarding Corporate Personages.

Do Canadian Provincial judges have authority over natural born Americans? What about Naturalized Americans? What about Common Law relationships in the USA?

Where did they get this kind of authority? Do they even have it?

Or is it a kneejerk reaction due to the type of behavior we see so abundantly everywhere. Prejudicial favoring of the current agenda, at the expense of any rule of law.

Jas 2:9 But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.
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11/11/2012 01:46 AM
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Idiot. I am an American and count Canadians as brothers and among the coolest people I know. Idiot.
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11/11/2012 01:47 AM
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"Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow. So why even bother."

1. first of all : Iceland has never officialy denied its intentions of invading Canada.
2. Canada can feely subjugate itself under Iceland.
3. Iceland can freely dispose of Canada as any other asset.

These new tri-regulations could very well form a new agreement between Iceland and Canada.
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Iceland could not even afford invade Canada yet alone actually invade Canada with it's 210 active personnel..

Iceland has no military, it's even begging the Russians to station a Russian air-force base in Keflavik.

When it comes to the top 3 key payers in the north it'll be

1. Russia
2. Canada
3. Norway

Iceland has some unique features as country but to even make such claims that Iceland could, would or even dare to challenge Canada in a war is a utter joke.


The Canada vs U.S.A is nonsense. Some of you (American members) would actually think attacking Canada would have no devastating counter-measures?

1. Major economic American industries are in striking distance of Canada, nuclear plants, industrial, etc.

2. The United States would be alone in such an act, do you think they really could front such a devastating war bill.

3. Ever hear of NORAD? Yes Canada has two monitoring stations, it's a joint program between Canada and the United States, we see what you see; drones, jets, commercial jets, etc.

4. Never mind your precious HAARP structure up in Alaska which is pretty much in Canada's backyard. Not to mention bombing wall-street would put most of the world into a recession, all at the expense of the good ol U.S of A
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I will probably just sell you to China. Canadian laws have no merit anymore.
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11/11/2012 01:48 AM
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Idiot. I am an American and count Canadians as brothers and among the coolest people I know. Idiot.
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Jas 2:9 But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.
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11/11/2012 01:52 AM
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Now the Chinese, they understand business. Ask anyone in Vancouver.

They don't have to pretend to be America's wife from the north and just happen to take everything and give little in return. It's very basic, dollars and sense.

A whore by any other name would smell as skank.
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11/11/2012 01:55 AM
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Idiot. I am an American and count Canadians as brothers and among the coolest people I know. Idiot.
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Jas 2:9 But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.
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 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Please do the world a favor and stuff you gullet with pages and expire quietly on the side of the road somewhere.
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Now let's say some crippling blow, or a series of them were to befall the USA.

Do we believe that Canadians would wish to see the USA rebuilt to it's previous standard? Or do you think we would hear a lot of "Serves ya right, yanks".

Anything that has trouble being a fair-weather friend is a terrible crutch in times of trouble. Nationally the USA has buried the money underground, is severing ties across certain regions, and watching closely what happens here at home.

What comes next.
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11/11/2012 01:56 AM
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Idiot. I am an American and count Canadians as brothers and among the coolest people I know. Idiot.
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Jas 2:9 But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Please do the world a favor and stuff you gullet with pages and expire quietly on the side of the road somewhere.
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I can't die.
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11/11/2012 01:57 AM
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"Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow. So why even bother."

1. first of all : Iceland has never officialy denied its intentions of invading Canada.
2. Canada can feely subjugate itself under Iceland.
3. Iceland can freely dispose of Canada as any other asset.

These new tri-regulations could very well form a new agreement between Iceland and Canada.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8598974


Iceland could not even afford invade Canada yet alone actually invade Canada with it's 210 active personnel..

Iceland has no military, it's even begging the Russians to station a Russian air-force base in Keflavik.

When it comes to the top 3 key payers in the north it'll be

1. Russia
2. Canada
3. Norway

Iceland has some unique features as country but to even make such claims that Iceland could, would or even dare to challenge Canada in a war is a utter joke.


The Canada vs U.S.A is nonsense. Some of you (American members) would actually think attacking Canada would have no devastating counter-measures?

1. Major economic American industries are in striking distance of Canada, nuclear plants, industrial, etc.

2. The United States would be alone in such an act, do you think they really could front such a devastating war bill.

3. Ever hear of NORAD? Yes Canada has two monitoring stations, it's a joint program between Canada and the United States, we see what you see; drones, jets, commercial jets, etc.

4. Never mind your precious HAARP structure up in Alaska which is pretty much in Canada's backyard. Not to mention bombing wall-street would put most of the world into a recession, all at the expense of the good ol U.S of A
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


I will probably just sell you to China. Canadian laws have no merit anymore.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


After their done buying up all American debt.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


They are buying a corporation. Big difference.
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11/11/2012 02:00 AM
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Canada, as friendly as it has been, is on the edge of an abyss. I rather suspect that at first opportunity, it is going to take a stance of being entirely unconcerned about the rest of the continent, and coast by on it's previous subsistence.

So where will it turn to in such an instance?
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11/11/2012 02:01 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Now let's say some crippling blow, or a series of them were to befall the USA.

Do we believe that Canadians would wish to see the USA rebuilt to it's previous standard? Or do you think we would hear a lot of "Serves ya right, yanks".

Anything that has trouble being a fair-weather friend is a terrible crutch in times of trouble. Nationally the USA has buried the money underground, is severing ties across certain regions, and watching closely what happens here at home.

What comes next.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


If the United States falls; Canada will follow. Business is intertwined between our countries.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Precisely, you are riding on the handlebars of the bike.

So when the USA crashes, Canada is gonna go flying. So where does it land?
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I was once in Canada for about 3 hours transiting through Toronto airport.

It looked disorganized like a failed society everybody on government handouts

So maybe the US could do them a favor and invade and teach the Canadians some self reliance skills and stuff
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Then next time transit through US airport where they will treat you like a terrorists or criminal.

And look who is talking about Canadian disorganization, filed society and government handouts?! Some Jerk from bankrupted Iceland. LOL. Go back to work you hippie and pay back your debt. Makes you wonder why Icleand is in such economical mess...

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I will probably just sell you to China. Canadian laws have no merit anymore.
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After their done buying up all American debt.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


They are buying a corporation. Big difference.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


The US treasury is a national; American debt.
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Earth is an interstellar colony in default.
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11/11/2012 02:06 AM
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It can not be truly predicted, a good precise guess would be the Canadian economy would follow the United States. Canada has a lot of natural resources in reserve & much less debt then our friends from the south.
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You can do better than that. Think like a shameless whore.
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11/11/2012 02:07 AM
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too bad everyone didn't feel that way. have you checked out the prices of real estate? everyone wants to freaking move here.
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11/11/2012 02:10 AM
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They are buying a corporation. Big difference.
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The US treasury is a national; American debt.
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Earth is an interstellar colony in default.
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Cute reply, next time get some facts straight before you make an attempt to correct some one.
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It was quite prescient. America came to a collection agreement already in the Sixties. In return anything that attempts outright forceful invasion will be dealt with severely.

Someone's gotta collect.
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It can not be truly predicted, a good precise guess would be the Canadian economy would follow the United States. Canada has a lot of natural resources in reserve & much less debt then our friends from the south.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


You can do better than that. Think like a shameless whore.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


When I could just ask you to do it for me?
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Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
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11/11/2012 02:13 AM
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well, we sailed through the economic crisis and no US style housing bubble. who is stupid? lol
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You can do better than that. Think like a shameless whore.
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When I could just ask you to do it for me?
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Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Coming from someone who has zero merit and was proven wrong on basic knowledge of economics. Thanks for your concern but keep your point to a minimum.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Economics come second to sheer power and technological superiority. The United States is in possession of toys that can burn your panties off from orbit and leave you with an invisible barcode on your ass.

I wouldn't expect Canadians to understand.
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11/11/2012 02:16 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
too bad everyone didn't feel that way. have you checked out the prices of real estate? everyone wants to freaking move here.
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There is a few people I know who are buying real estate down in Nevada, Arizona and parts of Florida, housing is dirt cheap.
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yeah, but in the major cities, prices are still outrageous. even with sales slow, prices have not come down. crazy.
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
The United States is a white elephant. Anyone who thinks they are gonna tame it and ride it into the sunset is out of their goddamn minds.

The real struggle comes in figuring out what to do with the fucker.

And if it ain't getting fed, or refuses to eat Chinese food, there ain't gonna be a Canadian fertilizer market.
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Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Coming from someone who has zero merit and was proven wrong on basic knowledge of economics. Thanks for your concern but keep your point to a minimum.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Economics come second to sheer power and technological superiority. The United States is in possession of toys that can burn your panties off from orbit and leave you with an invisible barcode on your ass.

I wouldn't expect Canadians to understand.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Sounds awesome captain America.

"burn your panties off from orbit"

The ADS system is non-lethal; with a max range of 250m.. Not quite "orbit" as you like to claim.

Why not use this "super death flaming ray from orbit" in the failing Afghanistan war? These guys fight behind mounds of poo & use AK-47s.
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Perpetual war is the name of the game.
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When I could just ask you to do it for me?
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Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Coming from someone who has zero merit and was proven wrong on basic knowledge of economics. Thanks for your concern but keep your point to a minimum.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Economics come second to sheer power and technological superiority. The United States is in possession of toys that can burn your panties off from orbit and leave you with an invisible barcode on your ass.

I wouldn't expect Canadians to understand.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Are those toys paid off?
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11/11/2012 02:28 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
It's very simple Canada. Either you are with us or not.

Passive aggressive bullshit is very nineties, along with about everything else you have going on. Either embrace the American ideal fully, or prepare to be buried in elephant shit.

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