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Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.

 
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11/11/2012 02:11 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
It can not be truly predicted, a good precise guess would be the Canadian economy would follow the United States. Canada has a lot of natural resources in reserve & much less debt then our friends from the south.
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You can do better than that. Think like a shameless whore.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


When I could just ask you to do it for me?
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
too bad everyone didn't feel that way. have you checked out the prices of real estate? everyone wants to freaking move here.
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There is a few people I know who are buying real estate down in Nevada, Arizona and parts of Florida, housing is dirt cheap.
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11/11/2012 02:13 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
well, we sailed through the economic crisis and no US style housing bubble. who is stupid? lol
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11/11/2012 02:13 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
It can not be truly predicted, a good precise guess would be the Canadian economy would follow the United States. Canada has a lot of natural resources in reserve & much less debt then our friends from the south.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


You can do better than that. Think like a shameless whore.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


When I could just ask you to do it for me?
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Coming from someone who has zero merit and was proven wrong on basic knowledge of economics. Thanks for your concern but keep your point to a minimum.
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11/11/2012 02:15 AM
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You can do better than that. Think like a shameless whore.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


When I could just ask you to do it for me?
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Coming from someone who has zero merit and was proven wrong on basic knowledge of economics. Thanks for your concern but keep your point to a minimum.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Economics come second to sheer power and technological superiority. The United States is in possession of toys that can burn your panties off from orbit and leave you with an invisible barcode on your ass.

I wouldn't expect Canadians to understand.
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11/11/2012 02:16 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
too bad everyone didn't feel that way. have you checked out the prices of real estate? everyone wants to freaking move here.
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There is a few people I know who are buying real estate down in Nevada, Arizona and parts of Florida, housing is dirt cheap.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


yeah, but in the major cities, prices are still outrageous. even with sales slow, prices have not come down. crazy.
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11/11/2012 02:21 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
The United States is a white elephant. Anyone who thinks they are gonna tame it and ride it into the sunset is out of their goddamn minds.

The real struggle comes in figuring out what to do with the fucker.

And if it ain't getting fed, or refuses to eat Chinese food, there ain't gonna be a Canadian fertilizer market.
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11/11/2012 02:24 AM
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When I could just ask you to do it for me?
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Coming from someone who has zero merit and was proven wrong on basic knowledge of economics. Thanks for your concern but keep your point to a minimum.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Economics come second to sheer power and technological superiority. The United States is in possession of toys that can burn your panties off from orbit and leave you with an invisible barcode on your ass.

I wouldn't expect Canadians to understand.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Sounds awesome captain America.

"burn your panties off from orbit"

The ADS system is non-lethal; with a max range of 250m.. Not quite "orbit" as you like to claim.

Why not use this "super death flaming ray from orbit" in the failing Afghanistan war? These guys fight behind mounds of poo & use AK-47s.
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11/11/2012 02:25 AM
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Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Coming from someone who has zero merit and was proven wrong on basic knowledge of economics. Thanks for your concern but keep your point to a minimum.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Economics come second to sheer power and technological superiority. The United States is in possession of toys that can burn your panties off from orbit and leave you with an invisible barcode on your ass.

I wouldn't expect Canadians to understand.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Sounds awesome captain America.

"burn your panties off from orbit"

The ADS system is non-lethal; with a max range of 250m.. Not quite "orbit" as you like to claim.

Why not use this "super death flaming ray from orbit" in the failing Afghanistan war? These guys fight behind mounds of poo & use AK-47s.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Perpetual war is the name of the game.
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11/11/2012 02:26 AM
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When I could just ask you to do it for me?
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Funny, but this is exactly what I am pointing at. Canada has the same attitude.

I don't think there is a backup plan.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Coming from someone who has zero merit and was proven wrong on basic knowledge of economics. Thanks for your concern but keep your point to a minimum.
 Quoting: BlackZodiac


Economics come second to sheer power and technological superiority. The United States is in possession of toys that can burn your panties off from orbit and leave you with an invisible barcode on your ass.

I wouldn't expect Canadians to understand.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Are those toys paid off?
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11/11/2012 02:28 AM
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It's very simple Canada. Either you are with us or not.

Passive aggressive bullshit is very nineties, along with about everything else you have going on. Either embrace the American ideal fully, or prepare to be buried in elephant shit.
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11/11/2012 02:29 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
A war with Canada is a war against the Commonwealth. Thats over 50 countries and more than 2 billion individuals. Thats more than fucking China and Russia combined. You would loose all your major allies instantly since theyre in the gang, and youre not.

The US attacking Canada will never happen. If theres a safe heaven on this planet for everybody and everything, its here.
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11/11/2012 02:30 AM
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Are those toys paid off?
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Good question.

There are the toys that are known through manufacturing process, the toys which are little known and not related to current manufacturing process, and the toys which cannot be bought at all.

We have all three.
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11/11/2012 02:31 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
A war with Canada is a war against the Commonwealth. Thats over 50 countries and more than 2 billion individuals. Thats more than fucking China and Russia combined. You would loose all your major allies instantly since theyre in the gang, and youre not.

The US attacking Canada will never happen. If theres a safe heaven on this planet for everybody and everything, its here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25672878


I'm afraid you're missing the whole reality of mob mentality.

We don't have to attack you at all, you are your own worst enemy.
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11/11/2012 02:33 AM
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Why even bother.
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Election anyone?! Do the math how smart you are... LOL
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11/11/2012 02:35 AM
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Op, the US and Canada are friends. Geez, you sound like a lunatic, seriously! that's why people like you are not in control of those weapons.
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Why even bother.
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Election anyone?! Do the math how smart you are... LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27087823


You know what's worse than being a disposable nation?

Being totally ignored by a disposable nation.
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11/11/2012 02:36 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Op, the US and Canada are friends. Geez, you sound like a lunatic, seriously! that's why people like you are not in control of those weapons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


I'm not the one wearing hockey pads.

Aha.. ahaha.. haha..
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11/11/2012 02:38 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Are those toys paid off?
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Good question.

There are the toys that are known through manufacturing process, the toys which are little known and not related to current manufacturing process, and the toys which cannot be bought at all.

We have all three.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Why to buy them from you when you are losing them and Pakistan with Iran already have them for free...
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11/11/2012 02:39 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
A war with Canada is a war against the Commonwealth. Thats over 50 countries and more than 2 billion individuals. Thats more than fucking China and Russia combined. You would loose all your major allies instantly since theyre in the gang, and youre not.

The US attacking Canada will never happen. If theres a safe heaven on this planet for everybody and everything, its here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25672878


I'm afraid you're missing the whole reality of mob mentality.

We don't have to attack you at all, you are your own worst enemy.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Give me a fucking break. Half the year we're stuck inside cause its freezing outside, the other half we're to busy enjoying the sun to form any kind of mob that last more than a month. We actually understand our voting system and use it the right way to make sure the crooks dont stay too long in office.

Did you even get off your couch today?
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11/11/2012 02:41 AM
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Are those toys paid off?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27087823


Good question.

There are the toys that are known through manufacturing process, the toys which are little known and not related to current manufacturing process, and the toys which cannot be bought at all.

We have all three.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Why to buy them from you when you are losing them and Pakistan with Iran already have them for free...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27087823


Those would be type two weapons at best.
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
A war with Canada is a war against the Commonwealth. Thats over 50 countries and more than 2 billion individuals. Thats more than fucking China and Russia combined. You would loose all your major allies instantly since theyre in the gang, and youre not.

The US attacking Canada will never happen. If theres a safe heaven on this planet for everybody and everything, its here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25672878


I'm afraid you're missing the whole reality of mob mentality.

We don't have to attack you at all, you are your own worst enemy.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Give me a fucking break. Half the year we're stuck inside cause its freezing outside, the other half we're to busy enjoying the sun to form any kind of mob that last more than a month. We actually understand our voting system and use it the right way to make sure the crooks dont stay too long in office.

Did you even get off your couch today?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25672878


Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
you already tried.

200 years ago.

you got your pee-pees slapped.

go do some reading.
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Thanks, friend. I like your avatar too. Ol' Krazy Kurt.

What's with the Canada-bashing anyway? They are a nation, not an empire.

My mother was Canadian, and therefore I have dual citizenship. Mom's Socialist Insecurity here is about $1400 a month. Her Canadian brothers, who earned the same income, get $4000. Canada takes care of its people.

Canadian F

I'm going to move up to Canada and hunt beaver. Apparently beaver are tasty! My Canadian grandfather always talked about eating beaver... thumbs
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
I used to play a videogame called Starcraft as a wee lad.

It has since turned out to be a great metaphor for many global situations. The game is decided when the opposing team no longer has any ground interests, so naturally people would make the best base defenses possible.

One of my favorite strategies was to focus entirely on offensive and hit their base from both sides at the moment they left to attack mine. By having more forces available by ignoring base defense, I could wipe them completely out before they were halfway through my base.

I would also have an isolated building or two elsewhere on the map in case they did get far enough to destroy me. Meanwhile I had already covered the entire area to be sure they didn't...
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11/11/2012 02:50 AM

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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Actually, if there are any Canadians here I would love to talk to you (not just the hawt women)ohyeah I've got a general understanding of the political system there.

I'm thinking of moving to the Kelowna area. I live not far away now in Idaho.luvstruk
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11/11/2012 02:55 AM
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People who understood Starcraft would get an expansion at all costs. If you get engaged in a war, you will not only not be able to expand, attrition will take away any unit advantage you thought you had...

Being stuck in the corner of the map, with no room for expansion was seen as nothing but death. And if your expansion itself was in such a situation, you let it die, rather than get drawn far enough away from your main.

Misdirection itself being another huge part of strategy.
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11/11/2012 02:58 AM
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Now if you started a multiplayer game and found yourself next door to someone, you can be very sure that you will be engaged from the first unit.

The winner of such a conflict is invariably the person who micromanages better, and knows the map.

And the other players will typically let this happen, one less competitor early in the game equals better units for everyone in late game.
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11/11/2012 03:01 AM
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The only friend USA has left in the whole world is Canada, so don't let us down. Ok guys, I am going to bed. Sweet dreams to everyone and PEACE!

blwkss
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The only friend USA has left in the whole world is Canada, so don't let us down. Ok guys, I am going to bed. Sweet dreams to everyone and PEACE!

blwkss
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When neighboring players decided early to ally, typically midgame one would turn off map sharing and allied forces. Any scouts sent into their base would be killed, and usually an attack was imminent.

Often this disconnect would occur when the other guy was about to expand. Expansion being preferable during times of attack.
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You knew your partner was about to betray you when he started talking to the other teams. Or letting them expand near their base with no hassle.