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Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.

 
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11/11/2012 02:29 AM
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A war with Canada is a war against the Commonwealth. Thats over 50 countries and more than 2 billion individuals. Thats more than fucking China and Russia combined. You would loose all your major allies instantly since theyre in the gang, and youre not.

The US attacking Canada will never happen. If theres a safe heaven on this planet for everybody and everything, its here.
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11/11/2012 02:30 AM
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Are those toys paid off?
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Good question.

There are the toys that are known through manufacturing process, the toys which are little known and not related to current manufacturing process, and the toys which cannot be bought at all.

We have all three.
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11/11/2012 02:31 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
A war with Canada is a war against the Commonwealth. Thats over 50 countries and more than 2 billion individuals. Thats more than fucking China and Russia combined. You would loose all your major allies instantly since theyre in the gang, and youre not.

The US attacking Canada will never happen. If theres a safe heaven on this planet for everybody and everything, its here.
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I'm afraid you're missing the whole reality of mob mentality.

We don't have to attack you at all, you are your own worst enemy.
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11/11/2012 02:33 AM
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Why even bother.
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Election anyone?! Do the math how smart you are... LOL
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11/11/2012 02:35 AM
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Op, the US and Canada are friends. Geez, you sound like a lunatic, seriously! that's why people like you are not in control of those weapons.
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11/11/2012 02:35 AM
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Why even bother.
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Election anyone?! Do the math how smart you are... LOL
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You know what's worse than being a disposable nation?

Being totally ignored by a disposable nation.
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11/11/2012 02:36 AM
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Op, the US and Canada are friends. Geez, you sound like a lunatic, seriously! that's why people like you are not in control of those weapons.
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I'm not the one wearing hockey pads.

Aha.. ahaha.. haha..
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11/11/2012 02:38 AM
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Are those toys paid off?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27087823


Good question.

There are the toys that are known through manufacturing process, the toys which are little known and not related to current manufacturing process, and the toys which cannot be bought at all.

We have all three.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Why to buy them from you when you are losing them and Pakistan with Iran already have them for free...
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11/11/2012 02:39 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
A war with Canada is a war against the Commonwealth. Thats over 50 countries and more than 2 billion individuals. Thats more than fucking China and Russia combined. You would loose all your major allies instantly since theyre in the gang, and youre not.

The US attacking Canada will never happen. If theres a safe heaven on this planet for everybody and everything, its here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25672878


I'm afraid you're missing the whole reality of mob mentality.

We don't have to attack you at all, you are your own worst enemy.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Give me a fucking break. Half the year we're stuck inside cause its freezing outside, the other half we're to busy enjoying the sun to form any kind of mob that last more than a month. We actually understand our voting system and use it the right way to make sure the crooks dont stay too long in office.

Did you even get off your couch today?
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11/11/2012 02:41 AM
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Are those toys paid off?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27087823


Good question.

There are the toys that are known through manufacturing process, the toys which are little known and not related to current manufacturing process, and the toys which cannot be bought at all.

We have all three.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Why to buy them from you when you are losing them and Pakistan with Iran already have them for free...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27087823


Those would be type two weapons at best.
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11/11/2012 02:43 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
A war with Canada is a war against the Commonwealth. Thats over 50 countries and more than 2 billion individuals. Thats more than fucking China and Russia combined. You would loose all your major allies instantly since theyre in the gang, and youre not.

The US attacking Canada will never happen. If theres a safe heaven on this planet for everybody and everything, its here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25672878


I'm afraid you're missing the whole reality of mob mentality.

We don't have to attack you at all, you are your own worst enemy.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Give me a fucking break. Half the year we're stuck inside cause its freezing outside, the other half we're to busy enjoying the sun to form any kind of mob that last more than a month. We actually understand our voting system and use it the right way to make sure the crooks dont stay too long in office.

Did you even get off your couch today?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25672878


Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
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11/11/2012 02:47 AM

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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
you already tried.

200 years ago.

you got your pee-pees slapped.

go do some reading.
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Thanks, friend. I like your avatar too. Ol' Krazy Kurt.

What's with the Canada-bashing anyway? They are a nation, not an empire.

My mother was Canadian, and therefore I have dual citizenship. Mom's Socialist Insecurity here is about $1400 a month. Her Canadian brothers, who earned the same income, get $4000. Canada takes care of its people.

Canadian F

I'm going to move up to Canada and hunt beaver. Apparently beaver are tasty! My Canadian grandfather always talked about eating beaver... thumbs
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
I used to play a videogame called Starcraft as a wee lad.

It has since turned out to be a great metaphor for many global situations. The game is decided when the opposing team no longer has any ground interests, so naturally people would make the best base defenses possible.

One of my favorite strategies was to focus entirely on offensive and hit their base from both sides at the moment they left to attack mine. By having more forces available by ignoring base defense, I could wipe them completely out before they were halfway through my base.

I would also have an isolated building or two elsewhere on the map in case they did get far enough to destroy me. Meanwhile I had already covered the entire area to be sure they didn't...
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11/11/2012 02:50 AM

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Actually, if there are any Canadians here I would love to talk to you (not just the hawt women)ohyeah I've got a general understanding of the political system there.

I'm thinking of moving to the Kelowna area. I live not far away now in Idaho.luvstruk
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11/11/2012 02:55 AM
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People who understood Starcraft would get an expansion at all costs. If you get engaged in a war, you will not only not be able to expand, attrition will take away any unit advantage you thought you had...

Being stuck in the corner of the map, with no room for expansion was seen as nothing but death. And if your expansion itself was in such a situation, you let it die, rather than get drawn far enough away from your main.

Misdirection itself being another huge part of strategy.
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11/11/2012 02:58 AM
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Now if you started a multiplayer game and found yourself next door to someone, you can be very sure that you will be engaged from the first unit.

The winner of such a conflict is invariably the person who micromanages better, and knows the map.

And the other players will typically let this happen, one less competitor early in the game equals better units for everyone in late game.
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11/11/2012 03:01 AM
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The only friend USA has left in the whole world is Canada, so don't let us down. Ok guys, I am going to bed. Sweet dreams to everyone and PEACE!

blwkss
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11/11/2012 03:05 AM
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The only friend USA has left in the whole world is Canada, so don't let us down. Ok guys, I am going to bed. Sweet dreams to everyone and PEACE!

blwkss
 Quoting: Kinga 27087823


When neighboring players decided early to ally, typically midgame one would turn off map sharing and allied forces. Any scouts sent into their base would be killed, and usually an attack was imminent.

Often this disconnect would occur when the other guy was about to expand. Expansion being preferable during times of attack.
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11/11/2012 03:06 AM
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You knew your partner was about to betray you when he started talking to the other teams. Or letting them expand near their base with no hassle.
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11/11/2012 03:07 AM
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I usually had a nuke handy. For my "partner's" financial district.
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11/11/2012 03:10 AM
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Not to mention Canada is the fucking country that holds the most fresh water in the entire world and we basically share it with the US. We also supply some free electricity to your shit towns/cities.

Canada is superior in every way. Canada has a bright future....The future of the US looks bleak.

The only good American are the Native Americans.
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11/11/2012 03:12 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
you already tried.

200 years ago.

you got your pee-pees slapped.

go do some reading.
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Thanks, friend. I like your avatar too. Ol' Krazy Kurt.

What's with the Canada-bashing anyway? They are a nation, not an empire.

My mother was Canadian, and therefore I have dual citizenship. Mom's Socialist Insecurity here is about $1400 a month. Her Canadian brothers, who earned the same income, get $4000. Canada takes care of its people.

Canadian F

I'm going to move up to Canada and hunt beaver. Apparently beaver are tasty! My Canadian grandfather always talked about eating beaver... thumbs
 Quoting: Hardwired


You are welcome in Canada but please, don't hunt wild animals. The one and only thing I am ashmed about Canada is the baby seals hunting. It makes me really sad...
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11/11/2012 03:19 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Not to mention Canada is the fucking country that holds the most fresh water in the entire world and we basically share it with the US. We also supply some free electricity to your shit towns/cities.

Canada is superior in every way. Canada has a bright future....The future of the US looks bleak.

The only good American are the Native Americans.
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You know the best way to shop for a new TV?

First you go to a neighborhood that advertises it's wealth. You go on the day after Christmas. You then look for the big empty plasma TV box on the side of the curb.

Pick the right size for you and whomever is with you to carry, and don't make too much noise. You can also shop for whatever secondary items are around. For extra easyiness, look for the house where everyone is with someone else for the new year already.

Usually, the TV isn't installed on the wall yet and the occupants, if there are any, are drunk and dead asleep.
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11/11/2012 03:24 AM
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Be sure to grab the box too. If the popos ask you what you're doing out so late, you're just moving a gift for someone who drives a compact car.
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11/11/2012 04:32 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Actually, as a person from a Commonwealth country-

Yes we would back Canada

(and you obviously haven't travelled abroad- the usa would be lucky to find any country these days willing to fight for its illegal wars- and one against a Commonwealth country- forget it...)

Bush screwed that up bigtime for you guys
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11/11/2012 04:35 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Actually, as a person from a Commonwealth country-

Yes we would back Canada

(and you obviously haven't travelled abroad- the usa would be lucky to find any country these days willing to fight for its illegal wars- and one against a Commonwealth country- forget it...)

Bush screwed that up bigtime for you guys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27504464


Sometimes, a little dog wanders into a big dog fight and regrettable and unforseen things happen.

Woof woof.
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11/11/2012 04:44 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Canada is part of the mob, as you call it. They will help cause its their duty, like we would if they were in need.

You were given a chance to join but your pride got in the way. Now YOU are being annexed the hard way. Your constitution is getting ripped apart and you're losing "freedom" everyday. You have to be brought down so the world can survive.

Yeah it sucks, but you abused, raped and stole from the rest of the world in the last 60 years under the pretense that you're better than anyone else. Now its time to give back. And youre going to give back a lot, in a short period. And its gonna suck real bad. Sorry.

The one world government is happening, like it or not. Do what im doing. Buy a big chunk of isolated land, mind your own business and try to ride out the storm. You cant expect to win the game when you start to play and theres only 15 seconds left on the clock.
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11/11/2012 04:45 AM
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Sometimes, a little dog wanders into a big dog fight and regrettable and unforseen things happen.

Woof woof.
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And sometimes rabid dogs need to be put down for the safety of everyone else around them

(picks up needle of green dreams)
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11/11/2012 04:50 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Canada is part of the mob, as you call it. They will help cause its their duty, like we would if they were in need.

You were given a chance to join but your pride got in the way. Now YOU are being annexed the hard way. Your constitution is getting ripped apart and you're losing "freedom" everyday. You have to be brought down so the world can survive.

Yeah it sucks, but you abused, raped and stole from the rest of the world in the last 60 years under the pretense that you're better than anyone else. Now its time to give back. And youre going to give back a lot, in a short period. And its gonna suck real bad. Sorry.

The one world government is happening, like it or not. Do what im doing. Buy a big chunk of isolated land, mind your own business and try to ride out the storm. You cant expect to win the game when you start to play and theres only 15 seconds left on the clock.
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But I did buy a little plot of land. It had some indigents living on it.

I thought it necessary to have a little pow-wow to explain to everyone why it has to be cleared, but I think that's been done for me.

You are being noticed as of today. Get off my land.
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11/11/2012 04:52 AM
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Sometimes, a little dog wanders into a big dog fight and regrettable and unforseen things happen.

Woof woof.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


And sometimes rabid dogs need to be put down for the safety of everyone else around them

(picks up needle of green dreams)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27504464


As for you, you don't even know what you're going on about. Keep it up and it's gonna be fertilizer for you cupcake.

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