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Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.

 
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11/11/2012 03:07 AM
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I usually had a nuke handy. For my "partner's" financial district.
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11/11/2012 03:10 AM
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Not to mention Canada is the fucking country that holds the most fresh water in the entire world and we basically share it with the US. We also supply some free electricity to your shit towns/cities.

Canada is superior in every way. Canada has a bright future....The future of the US looks bleak.

The only good American are the Native Americans.
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11/11/2012 03:12 AM
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you already tried.

200 years ago.

you got your pee-pees slapped.

go do some reading.
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Thanks, friend. I like your avatar too. Ol' Krazy Kurt.

What's with the Canada-bashing anyway? They are a nation, not an empire.

My mother was Canadian, and therefore I have dual citizenship. Mom's Socialist Insecurity here is about $1400 a month. Her Canadian brothers, who earned the same income, get $4000. Canada takes care of its people.

Canadian F

I'm going to move up to Canada and hunt beaver. Apparently beaver are tasty! My Canadian grandfather always talked about eating beaver... thumbs
 Quoting: Hardwired


You are welcome in Canada but please, don't hunt wild animals. The one and only thing I am ashmed about Canada is the baby seals hunting. It makes me really sad...
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11/11/2012 03:19 AM
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Not to mention Canada is the fucking country that holds the most fresh water in the entire world and we basically share it with the US. We also supply some free electricity to your shit towns/cities.

Canada is superior in every way. Canada has a bright future....The future of the US looks bleak.

The only good American are the Native Americans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27499372


You know the best way to shop for a new TV?

First you go to a neighborhood that advertises it's wealth. You go on the day after Christmas. You then look for the big empty plasma TV box on the side of the curb.

Pick the right size for you and whomever is with you to carry, and don't make too much noise. You can also shop for whatever secondary items are around. For extra easyiness, look for the house where everyone is with someone else for the new year already.

Usually, the TV isn't installed on the wall yet and the occupants, if there are any, are drunk and dead asleep.
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11/11/2012 03:24 AM
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Be sure to grab the box too. If the popos ask you what you're doing out so late, you're just moving a gift for someone who drives a compact car.
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11/11/2012 04:32 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Actually, as a person from a Commonwealth country-

Yes we would back Canada

(and you obviously haven't travelled abroad- the usa would be lucky to find any country these days willing to fight for its illegal wars- and one against a Commonwealth country- forget it...)

Bush screwed that up bigtime for you guys
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11/11/2012 04:35 AM
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Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Actually, as a person from a Commonwealth country-

Yes we would back Canada

(and you obviously haven't travelled abroad- the usa would be lucky to find any country these days willing to fight for its illegal wars- and one against a Commonwealth country- forget it...)

Bush screwed that up bigtime for you guys
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Sometimes, a little dog wanders into a big dog fight and regrettable and unforseen things happen.

Woof woof.
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11/11/2012 04:44 AM
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Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Canada is part of the mob, as you call it. They will help cause its their duty, like we would if they were in need.

You were given a chance to join but your pride got in the way. Now YOU are being annexed the hard way. Your constitution is getting ripped apart and you're losing "freedom" everyday. You have to be brought down so the world can survive.

Yeah it sucks, but you abused, raped and stole from the rest of the world in the last 60 years under the pretense that you're better than anyone else. Now its time to give back. And youre going to give back a lot, in a short period. And its gonna suck real bad. Sorry.

The one world government is happening, like it or not. Do what im doing. Buy a big chunk of isolated land, mind your own business and try to ride out the storm. You cant expect to win the game when you start to play and theres only 15 seconds left on the clock.
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11/11/2012 04:45 AM
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Sometimes, a little dog wanders into a big dog fight and regrettable and unforseen things happen.

Woof woof.
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And sometimes rabid dogs need to be put down for the safety of everyone else around them

(picks up needle of green dreams)
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11/11/2012 04:50 AM
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Re: Canada will never be invaded. Only stupid exist there and snow.
Instead of trying to figure out how I could be wrong, try the opposite.

You are speaking of the commonwealth as a mob that will back you and save you. But do they see it the same way?

You wanna bet your life that they can save you? Or that you would be the only one needing saved?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Canada is part of the mob, as you call it. They will help cause its their duty, like we would if they were in need.

You were given a chance to join but your pride got in the way. Now YOU are being annexed the hard way. Your constitution is getting ripped apart and you're losing "freedom" everyday. You have to be brought down so the world can survive.

Yeah it sucks, but you abused, raped and stole from the rest of the world in the last 60 years under the pretense that you're better than anyone else. Now its time to give back. And youre going to give back a lot, in a short period. And its gonna suck real bad. Sorry.

The one world government is happening, like it or not. Do what im doing. Buy a big chunk of isolated land, mind your own business and try to ride out the storm. You cant expect to win the game when you start to play and theres only 15 seconds left on the clock.
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But I did buy a little plot of land. It had some indigents living on it.

I thought it necessary to have a little pow-wow to explain to everyone why it has to be cleared, but I think that's been done for me.

You are being noticed as of today. Get off my land.
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11/11/2012 04:52 AM
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Sometimes, a little dog wanders into a big dog fight and regrettable and unforseen things happen.

Woof woof.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


And sometimes rabid dogs need to be put down for the safety of everyone else around them

(picks up needle of green dreams)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27504464


As for you, you don't even know what you're going on about. Keep it up and it's gonna be fertilizer for you cupcake.
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11/11/2012 04:56 AM
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11/11/2012 05:08 AM
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And as usual the septic tanks live up to their reputation of being loud-mouthed, obnoxious pricks

(and I bet the pachyderm is as obese as his username to boot- pretty safe bet when dealing with the septics)
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11/11/2012 05:11 AM
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And as usual the septic tanks live up to their reputation of being loud-mouthed, obnoxious pricks

(and I bet the pachyderm is as obese as his username to boot- pretty safe bet when dealing with the septics)
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Yap. Yap Yap.
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11/11/2012 05:14 AM
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It was a nice daydream Canada, but nobody wants to rape you.
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11/11/2012 05:30 AM
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You tried and failed. And got your house burned down in the process.
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11/11/2012 05:33 AM
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You tried and failed. And got your house burned down in the process.
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You must be thinking of the last guy.

My record is rather, stellar.

Enjoy your NWO, hope you figure out what it's all about.
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11/11/2012 05:37 AM
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Where's that old queen anyway. I'm not so confident in her landlording. Tenants don't seem to understand shit.

I won't even go into the jurisprudence, or lack thereof running rampant.
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11/11/2012 05:43 AM
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You tried and failed. And got your house burned down in the process.
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Don't bother trying to argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience...

And I suspect our elephantine septic has a LOT of experience of being an idiot....

;-)
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11/11/2012 05:46 AM
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All time world champ.

Been at it so long that the only thing people attack me with anymore are my own discarded weapons... It's not even flattering anymore.

You'd understand more if you'd realize I don't want the buffet, it sucks. And so do you.
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11/11/2012 05:48 AM
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Dualism, is so passe.

My kingdom for a good knife.
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11/11/2012 06:01 AM
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You tried and failed. And got your house burned down in the process.
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Actually, as I can get to speak to a Canadian, just how effective is the yanks latest attempt to get support for yet another invasion?

(I'm speaking of Iran here)
To look at the us based media, its all but a forgone conclusion they want to wade in, and `everyone else' is supporting them
however most other countries- we only get to hear about it if we are speaking to a yank- certainly they aren't being painted as `the devil incarnate' that the us media apparently portrays them as, in fact most of us are apparently unaware of the wardrums being beaten in the usa at all, and I suspect that should the usa decide to start yet another war, they might find that their support is very thin on the ground indeed.

Our P.M. has many faults, but she's no howard (thank the flying spagetti monster), and I think that should the usa go to war, the `Coalition of the Lied To' this time around will pretty much be the usa and no one else...
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11/11/2012 06:09 AM
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Iran isn't an issue.
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11/11/2012 06:14 AM
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The hardest part of the next decade will be finding a country that isn't drowning or burning or imploding.

Anyone want to play with the USA in the meantime and find out what happens to you, go right ahead.
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11/11/2012 06:14 AM
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have no interest in what you think or say elephant
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11/11/2012 06:15 AM
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have no interest in what you think or say elephant
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Then why you talking about what I'm up to?

Regardless, a pachyderm is not necessarily an elephant. Merely a thick skinned animal that can walk amongst utter dolts without injury.
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11/11/2012 12:43 PM
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::stupthrd:stupthrdstupthrd:
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::stupthrd:stupthrdstupthrd:
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Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
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11/11/2012 11:39 PM
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I was speaking to my uncle who is canadian. He said he left because the women have the hairiest snatches and literally smell like 30 day old fish rotting near the sea bed. He said his girlfriend who is American is like a angel sent fromm the heavens.

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