In Vancouver, hearing a rumble of thunder and seeing accompanying lightning is a modern miracle. In an average American Midwestern city, you cannot hear the thunder over your neighbor's subwoofers. And it's a tossup whether or not that train noise is coming from the tracks near your house, or an approaching tornado.

In Vancouver, you may see softcore porno on TV. It's not trying to hide what it is, it just is. You will serve the modern female in any way she sees fit, having had your mind molded by Province approved feminist issues from the first hint of sexuality.

In the American Midwest, fuck a bitch.