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Snow White is looking to hire Se7en Dwarfs !

 
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Snow White is looking to hire Se7en Dwarfs !
I am Snow White.


Snow White is a well established and well known character, offering a variety of emotion that can help people in getting into a magic world.

I am seeking to recruit se7en (7) well qualified and experienced Dwarfs, with a background in magical mysteries of making the Fun appear in people lives, to join my magic world. Candidates should have gained some psychic abilities qualifications (to Masters Level or above or equivalent), preferably with relevant work experience and professional qualifications

This is a challenging role but an immensely satisfying one for the right candidate.

Do you want to be a Dwarf ?

Just pick a colour, a musical note, a sin, and tell me about your abilities.

Key responsibilities:

Preparing coffee and breakfast, using a variety of new and more traditional techniques.
Delivering joy to people around in an engaging manner.
Helping people when needed and keeping up a good mood in the magic forrest.
Answering to e-mail, telephone, and face-to-face contact.
Helping me to further my reputation as a wordly known character.
Performing other administrative tasks.

Very Important:
Helping me to play tricks on my step-mother.

Salary and contract: Gross salary ...... $ - ....... $ per annum depending on experience and qualifications.

...... = Cosmic Secret

Location: Magic Forrest, Somewhere Over the Rainbow District.

Your application will be judged solely on the basis of how your skills and experience match the requirements of the post, and how many smiles are you able to put on peoples faces.

Thank you !

Snow White

hf

SmileyWink

Last Edited by Avalonia on 11/10/2012 07:27 PM
"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain!"
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Singing is a required skill.

Every Dwarf has to know how to sing Heigh-Ho !

I hope is something which everyone can enjoy.

hf
"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain!"
T Ceti H.C. Radnarg

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snow white is the calcified white pineal gland,home of the divine feminine and the 7 dwarfs are the other 7 parts of the brain...in case you were wondering what the story symbolized...the prince is the divine masculine and the apple of the witch is fluoride that puts her to sleep...the kiss is KI ss,KI aka potassium iodide that wakes snow white...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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Just when you thought nothing more could possibly fit on to the stage, a new act begins.

Bravo!
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sesevenen?
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11/13/2012 08:28 PM
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I am Snow White.


Snow White is a well established and well known character, offering a variety of emotion that can help people in getting into a magic world.

I am seeking to recruit se7en (7)
 Quoting: Avalonia


I stopped reading after that.

1 star.

Bye.
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meds
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I stopped reading after that.

1 star.

Bye.


I hear you OZ. We got Dorothy anyway. Why would we want a fake snow white when we have a real one?
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I have the energy you seek.
Christ is King
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Duality
Black White
Void
Brightness

Purple
Blue
Green
Red
Orange

Behind closed eyes
Swimming

Musical Scale
Waiting




Hell is a Blasted Wasteland
Ive Seen it
I see the One-Eyed Dragon in the Pit

Is it Bright where you are?
When They Look up and shout
Save US!
Ill say
No
Im going with you

Im no different
Smiles Fade
Bloody Tears

Is it That Bad?
Give it SLeven years

In our darkest Hours
Who will be sane
to watch it go insane?

I think of snow
and grass
and trees
and deep depths

Laughter
Hair
Quite

To be on the Walls of Heaven
Or on the Front Lines of Hell

Have the People Changed?
We Laugh
They Cry
We Cry
They Laugh
Pain


Hold your Hand up to the Light
Make a Circle
Look through it
Did you blink?
Good
Thats because whats beyond the Light is too Bright to See



Venereal
Lies
Sloth

Mortal
Death
Lonely Suicide

Blindness



Who knows
but Alice?

Who is Alice?

Alice Knows?



Im more of an Alice person anyway



0+1=1=1+1=2+1=3

20=2

19=10=1
Rebirth

18=9

17=8

16=7

15=6

14=5

13=4

12=3

11=2

10=1
Rebirth

9
Man

8
Infinity

7
Woman

6
Evil Men

5
Love

4
Games
Luck

3
Could be Good

2
Could be Bad

1
From Nothing

0
Sleep
Night
The Beginning
The End

-0
Tyranny
Death of Light


Song at A dogs funeral




Speaking of Dogs
I Dream Like One
And Wish Like A little Kid



Time is running out Charlie
Who is Alice?
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Your application will be judged solely on the basis of how your skills and experience match the requirements of the post, and how many smiles are you able to put on peoples faces.
 Quoting: Avalonia


I can see a smile coming across your face right now Miss Snow White!

hf
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Eyes can see :))

hf
"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain!"
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snow white is the calcified white pineal gland,home of the divine feminine and the 7 dwarfs are the other 7 parts of the brain...in case you were wondering what the story symbolized...the prince is the divine masculine and the apple of the witch is fluoride that puts her to sleep...the kiss is KI ss,KI aka potassium iodide that wakes snow white...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


Good point, T-Ceti !

How are you, my Ta-veren friend ?

Be loved !

hf
"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain!"
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hey ho. hey ho... get on your knees and bl0w////
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I am Snow White.


Snow White is a well established and well known character, offering a variety of emotion that can help people in getting into a magic world.

I am seeking to recruit se7en (7)
 Quoting: Avalonia


I stopped reading after that.

1 star.

Bye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 610727



"...
He who mocks the infant's faith
Shall be mock'd in age and death.
He who shall teach the child to doubt
The rotting grave shall ne'er get out.

He who respects the infant's faith
Triumphs over hell and death.
The child's toys and the old man's reasons
Are the fruits of the two seasons.

The questioner, who sits so sly,
Shall never know how to reply.
He who replies to words of doubt
Doth put the light of knowledge out.

The strongest poison ever known
Came from Caesar's laurel crown.
Nought can deform the human race
Like to the armour's iron brace.

When gold and gems adorn the plow,
To peaceful arts shall envy bow.
A riddle, or the cricket's cry,
Is to doubt a fit reply.

The emmet's inch and eagle's mile
Make lame philosophy to smile.
He who doubts from what he sees
Will ne'er believe, do what you please.
..."


Be well !
"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain!"
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11/15/2012 12:22 PM

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Re: Snow White is looking to hire Se7en Dwarfs !
Duality
Black White
Void
Brightness

Purple
Blue
Green
Red
Orange

Behind closed eyes
Swimming

Musical Scale
Waiting




Hell is a Blasted Wasteland
Ive Seen it
I see the One-Eyed Dragon in the Pit

Is it Bright where you are?
When They Look up and shout
Save US!
Ill say
No
Im going with you

Im no different
Smiles Fade
Bloody Tears

Is it That Bad?
Give it SLeven years

In our darkest Hours
Who will be sane
to watch it go insane?

I think of snow
and grass
and trees
and deep depths

Laughter
Hair
Quite

To be on the Walls of Heaven
Or on the Front Lines of Hell

Have the People Changed?
We Laugh
They Cry
We Cry
They Laugh
Pain


Hold your Hand up to the Light
Make a Circle
Look through it
Did you blink?
Good
Thats because whats beyond the Light is too Bright to See



Venereal
Lies
Sloth

Mortal
Death
Lonely Suicide

Blindness



Who knows
but Alice?

Who is Alice?

Alice Knows?



Im more of an Alice person anyway



0+1=1=1+1=2+1=3

20=2

19=10=1
Rebirth

18=9

17=8

16=7

15=6

14=5

13=4

12=3

11=2

10=1
Rebirth

9
Man

8
Infinity

7
Woman

6
Evil Men

5
Love

4
Games
Luck

3
Could be Good

2
Could be Bad

1
From Nothing

0
Sleep
Night
The Beginning
The End

-0
Tyranny
Death of Light


Song at A dogs funeral




Speaking of Dogs
I Dream Like One
And Wish Like A little Kid



Time is running out Charlie
Who is Alice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25747997



You are born in every color
You are loved by every color...
You still breath a bunch of colors
While you dance through all the colors...

All is Alice ... who is Alice ?





"The colors of the rainbow shine so bright.
Every time I look into your eyes."

And the joyful dwarfs sing on the sky
For the enchanted souls who learn to fly...

You're loved.
Be love.

blwkss
"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain!"
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hey ho. hey ho... get on your knees and bl0w////
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664



LoL
Right :))

I won't knee, I won't bow
But at least I'll try to blow :P

I'll blow your squared mind
In a cosmic wave of light

I'll blow your ears with a sound
So loud that you will fall to ground.

And then I'll blow some drops of rain
To grow a rainbow from your pain.

Still want me to blow ?
tounge


Be well !

Last Edited by Avalonia on 11/15/2012 12:35 PM
"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain!"
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Re: Snow White is looking to hire Se7en Dwarfs !
Singing is a required skill.

Every Dwarf has to know how to sing Heigh-Ho !

I hope is something which everyone can enjoy.

hf
 Quoting: Avalonia


Heigh Ho!

hi

It's off to the Deep Woods we go! wink
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


High Ho :)))

Snow must sleep ...
So dwarfs can sing :)))

hf

Have mercy, your voice is ... awesome :P
Hahaha
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Lets go for a drive
Lets sing for a time
like nothing is changing
I'll hold your hand
and you'll hold my heart
souls
entwined
down a back country road
to nowhere in particular




I feel like there is no need for conversation
Some questions are better left without a reason
And I would rather reveal myself than my situation
Now and then I consider my hesitation

The more the light shines through me
I pretend to close my eyes
The more the dark consumes me
I pretend I'm burning, burning bright

I wonder if the things I did were just to be different
To spare myself of the constant shame of my existence
And I would surely redeem myself in my desperation
Here and now, I'll express my situation

The more the light shines through me
I pretend to close my eyes
The more the dark consumes me
I pretend I'm burning bright

The more the light shines through me
I pretend to close my eyes
The more the dark consumes me
I pretend I'm burning

There's nothing ever wrong but nothing's ever right
Such a cruel contradiction, I know I crossed the line
It's not easy to define, I'm born to indecision
There's always something new some path I'm supposed
To choose with no particular rhyme or reason

The more the light shines through me
I pretend to close my eyes
The more the dark consumes me
I pretend I'm burning bright

The more the light shines through me
I pretend to close my eyes
The more the dark consumes me
I pretend I'm burning

I feel like there is no need for conversation
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Re: Snow White is looking to hire Se7en Dwarfs !
Singing is a required skill.

Every Dwarf has to know how to sing Heigh-Ho !

I hope is something which everyone can enjoy.

hf
 Quoting: Avalonia


you sure this isn't the setting for a porn and heigh-ho is the title of the film ?
Wherever you go,there you are.

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I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

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Dwarfs? What are you looking to give short people a reason to live? Jive Turkey, do you know how close to thanksgiving it is? I didn't think so. Why is it I'm seeming the only one that does know these things?

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