I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects

tard

Why am I a "tard"?

You should look at it this way... Many people don't even get to be 38. You're not doing too bad.

Who the fuck cares....

Nice.

Why does living to 38 make me "not doing too bad?" Quality over quantity.

You do, coming in this thread.

scrub

weirdos on this site

OP, you're:

Never going to get some, requires a partner, never going to get a partner.

Requires you being a completely different human for womenzes to love ya

You're right, I care a lot. Do you want a pitty party?

No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12

watch the movie "40 years old virgin" see if that movies can give you some tips

Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.

i got you beat iam 63 and virgin

preachers can't even wait that long

Stop bothering women out of your league

A few issues:

1) you are here
2) you are seemingly looking for advice here
3) you probably like women who don't dig places like this
4) religion is seemingly cock blocking you.Women like to test drive the cock they will be riding the rest of their life. It doesn't make them whores, it makes them smart.
5) you feel sorry for yourself. Lack of confidence is woman repellant.
6) you are possibly unhealthy. Get fit

Solutions:

1) make coming here just a part of your life
2) most men here are terrible with women, don't come here for advice about women (unless from one of us who get it)
3) learn to either not alienate women who are not into conspiracy or learn where to meet women who are into it.
4) lighten up on the religion. God is not an asshole who hates sex
5) stop feeling sorry for yourself
6) get hobbies that are not so intense, but are interesting to women
7) take care of your body
8) think of the women in the real world you are most attracted to in a long term kind of way. See who they date and are attracted to. Start dressing like those guys. Go to the places those guys go that the women also go to. Clothes are just clothes, so wear the ones that get you laid by the women you want to get laid by. Any hobbies those guys do you may also like, do them.
9) after doing 1-8, be kind and yourself with the rest.

Pretty easy stuff.

Hell, no wonder. You spend all your time on the computer browsing porn sites and wacking off. Get out and get some real stuff.

No, this just shows you are the tard

Escort/hooker off backpage and do yourself a favor.

sex requires marriage?

oooh i am soooo sad for you :(

3 + 8 = 11 = TROLL.

*Serious question*
How often do you masturbate?

Sure you did, Your obviously 15 years old and never touched a pussy other than your mothers when she gave birth to you.

I'd fuck a prostitute if the only alternative were to die a virgin.

Congratz! I envy you.
You have reached the level of a wizard.
Don't let women steal your mana!

And you are a sicko. It's better to be a virgin for life.

there's more to life than a rotten stinky pussy idiots...just sayin...

How many 55 gallon drums of vaseline have you gone through in the past 38 years?