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I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects

 
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I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
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11/10/2012 07:27 PM
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tard
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11/10/2012 07:27 PM
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Why am I a "tard"?
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11/10/2012 07:27 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
You should look at it this way... Many people don't even get to be 38. You're not doing too bad.
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11/10/2012 07:27 PM
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Who the fuck cares....
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11/10/2012 07:28 PM

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Nice.
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
You should look at it this way... Many people don't even get to be 38. You're not doing too bad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27444764


Why does living to 38 make me "not doing too bad?" Quality over quantity.
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Who the fuck cares....
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You do, coming in this thread.
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11/10/2012 07:28 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
scrub
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11/10/2012 07:29 PM
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weirdos on this site
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11/10/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


OP, you're:

Never going to get some, requires a partner, never going to get a partner.

Requires you being a completely different human for womenzes to love ya
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11/10/2012 07:31 PM
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Who the fuck cares....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1430199


You do, coming in this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


You're right, I care a lot. Do you want a pitty party?

bandchorus
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11/10/2012 07:31 PM
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tard
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No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
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11/10/2012 07:32 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
watch the movie "40 years old virgin" see if that movies can give you some tips
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11/10/2012 07:33 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.
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11/10/2012 07:34 PM
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Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


i got you beat iam 63 and virgin
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11/10/2012 07:35 PM
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preachers can't even wait that long
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11/10/2012 07:37 PM
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Stop bothering women out of your league
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11/10/2012 07:39 PM
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Why am I a "tard"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


A few issues:

1) you are here
2) you are seemingly looking for advice here
3) you probably like women who don't dig places like this
4) religion is seemingly cock blocking you.Women like to test drive the cock they will be riding the rest of their life. It doesn't make them whores, it makes them smart.
5) you feel sorry for yourself. Lack of confidence is woman repellant.
6) you are possibly unhealthy. Get fit

Solutions:

1) make coming here just a part of your life
2) most men here are terrible with women, don't come here for advice about women (unless from one of us who get it)
3) learn to either not alienate women who are not into conspiracy or learn where to meet women who are into it.
4) lighten up on the religion. God is not an asshole who hates sex
5) stop feeling sorry for yourself
6) get hobbies that are not so intense, but are interesting to women
7) take care of your body
8) think of the women in the real world you are most attracted to in a long term kind of way. See who they date and are attracted to. Start dressing like those guys. Go to the places those guys go that the women also go to. Clothes are just clothes, so wear the ones that get you laid by the women you want to get laid by. Any hobbies those guys do you may also like, do them.
9) after doing 1-8, be kind and yourself with the rest.

Pretty easy stuff.
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11/10/2012 07:40 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Hell, no wonder. You spend all your time on the computer browsing porn sites and wacking off. Get out and get some real stuff.

sideways
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11/10/2012 07:40 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Why am I a "tard"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


A few issues:

1) you are here
2) you are seemingly looking for advice here
3) you probably like women who don't dig places like this
4) religion is seemingly cock blocking you.Women like to test drive the cock they will be riding the rest of their life. It doesn't make them whores, it makes them smart.
5) you feel sorry for yourself. Lack of confidence is woman repellant.
6) you are possibly unhealthy. Get fit

Solutions:

1) make coming here just a part of your life
2) most men here are terrible with women, don't come here for advice about women (unless from one of us who get it)
3) learn to either not alienate women who are not into conspiracy or learn where to meet women who are into it.
4) lighten up on the religion. God is not an asshole who hates sex
5) stop feeling sorry for yourself
6) get hobbies that are not so intense, but are interesting to women
7) take care of your body
8) think of the women in the real world you are most attracted to in a long term kind of way. See who they date and are attracted to. Start dressing like those guys. Go to the places those guys go that the women also go to. Clothes are just clothes, so wear the ones that get you laid by the women you want to get laid by. Any hobbies those guys do you may also like, do them.
9) after doing 1-8, be kind and yourself with the rest.

Pretty easy stuff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24254681


No, this just shows you are the tard
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Escort/hooker off backpage and do yourself a favor.
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11/10/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
sex requires marriage?

oooh i am soooo sad for you :(
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11/10/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
3 + 8 = 11 = TROLL.
Makht

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11/10/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
*Serious question*
How often do you masturbate?
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11/10/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Sure you did, Your obviously 15 years old and never touched a pussy other than your mothers when she gave birth to you.
Notsure

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11/10/2012 07:43 PM

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tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


I'd fuck a prostitute if the only alternative were to die a virgin.
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11/10/2012 07:44 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Congratz! I envy you.
You have reached the level of a wizard.
Don't let women steal your mana!
yoda
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11/10/2012 07:44 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


I'd fuck a prostitute if the only alternative were to die a virgin.
 Quoting: Notsure


And you are a sicko. It's better to be a virgin for life.
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11/10/2012 07:45 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
there's more to life than a rotten stinky pussy idiots...just sayin...
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11/10/2012 07:46 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
How many 55 gallon drums of vaseline have you gone through in the past 38 years?

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