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I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 07:47 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Sure you did, Your obviously 15 years old and never touched a pussy other than your mothers when she gave birth to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400595


sorry I have had a ball and chain wife for 30+ years
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11/10/2012 07:47 PM
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there's more to life than a rotten stinky pussy idiots...just sayin...
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Right. I desire to be married, with a wholesome woman. However, I would rather be a virgin than a wretch.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 07:48 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Shockingly, between 5% and 10% of men in North America are actually in the same boat as the OP (not counting the prostitutes they may have slept with).

The dating scene has gone way downhill over the past 30 years. More men than ever are being shunned by women, including introverts, shy guys, nerds, and basically any guy who doesn't look like a male character from Twilight and isn't ripped with a muscular physique.

Also, the women of today are of far less quality than the one's 50 years ago. Not only are they worth a sack of shit, most don't know how to cook or clean, they still expect guys to pay for all the dates, they have bitchy stuck up attitudes, and ridiculous expectations. Even the ugly one's want a guy with a muscular physique and a good pay check.

Fuck em all! Date foreign women.
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11/10/2012 07:49 PM
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No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


I'd fuck a prostitute if the only alternative were to die a virgin.
 Quoting: Notsure


And you are a sicko. It's better to be a virgin for life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


It's better for you to be a virgin for life.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 07:49 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Sound familiar?

Thread: Male 29 years old and no girlfriend in almost 5 years.
Son of the Isle

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11/10/2012 07:50 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
OP, go to church, meat a nice girl and seed your future.
αιδουσι ~ "The angel of the LORD encampeth round about them that fear him, and delivereth them." (Psa 34:7)
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 07:50 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
What do you want, sympathy? Why would you even humiliate yourself like this? Do you like being mocked? Stop crying like a little girl and change the situation if you don't like it. Enough with the pity party bullshit
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11/10/2012 07:50 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
OP, go to church, meat a nice girl and seed your future.
 Quoting: Son of the Isle


I go to church.

I don't make meat out of women.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 07:51 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


Hey at least you dont have A.I.D.S...
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11/10/2012 07:52 PM
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How many 55 gallon drums of vaseline have you gone through in the past 38 years?
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456 drum ( 1 drum per month for the last 38 years ) wow
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 07:53 PM
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How many 55 gallon drums of vaseline have you gone through in the past 38 years?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27452243


Probably 99.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 07:58 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Here is a virgin meter: [link to postimage.org]

You have reached the point of no return...but your power is beyond any of the suckers in here.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/10/2012 08:04 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Here is a virgin meter: [link to postimage.org]

You have reached the point of no return...but your power is beyond any of the suckers in here.
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And, more stupidity from an over-sexed culture.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 08:06 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Honey you aren't missing out on anything but trouble.

For women soon as they stick their dicks in you they think they own you.

For men soon as you stick your dick in it they think they can change you.

Universal golden rule.
Generation Doom

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11/10/2012 08:20 PM

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there's more to life than a rotten stinky pussy idiots...just sayin...
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Right. I desire to be married, with a wholesome woman. However, I would rather be a virgin than a wretch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


That's good, you stick to your beliefs. This life isn't all there is anyway and people who think that tend to throw it all away for eternity by endulging in sinful behavior while alive. You'll be better off spiritually by holding out.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 08:25 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
all problem around the world is because SEX

people fallen in animal state every seconds!!!

maybe its true the human body is just a avatar, with another form of being live inside in you thinkint just in sex!

like a daemon!
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11/10/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
You should look at it this way... Many people don't even get to be 38. You're not doing too bad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27444764


You're a tard. He's not posting from Ethiopia, dumbshit. Be glad you weren't born to be a mental midget....oh wait, you were.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 08:36 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
You guys talk about hookers and probably have no idea. There are plenty of girls that you can buy for sex that you would otherwise have absolutely no chance with. There are shit loads of clean and amazingly beautiful escort/hookers.

Those ugly crack whores you picture in your head are the cheap shit. You spend 400+ an hour girls and you get model quality.
thomasian

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11/10/2012 08:38 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
You have a purpose here my friend. Having sex may not be it, but believe me, you're not incarnated here for no reason.
Find your reason. From what I have learned, you need to look within.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 08:39 PM
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Topic title is ur current program, nuf said
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11/10/2012 08:52 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
You guys talk about hookers and probably have no idea. There are plenty of girls that you can buy for sex that you would otherwise have absolutely no chance with. There are shit loads of clean and amazingly beautiful escort/hookers.

Those ugly crack whores you picture in your head are the cheap shit. You spend 400+ an hour girls and you get model quality.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22151483


None of them are clean.
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11/10/2012 08:52 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Shockingly, between 5% and 10% of men in North America are actually in the same boat as the OP (not counting the prostitutes they may have slept with).

The dating scene has gone way downhill over the past 30 years. More men than ever are being shunned by women, including introverts, shy guys, nerds, and basically any guy who doesn't look like a male character from Twilight and isn't ripped with a muscular physique.

Also, the women of today are of far less quality than the one's 50 years ago. Not only are they worth a sack of shit, most don't know how to cook or clean, they still expect guys to pay for all the dates, they have bitchy stuck up attitudes, and ridiculous expectations. Even the ugly one's want a guy with a muscular physique and a good pay check.

Fuck em all! Date foreign women.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27414723


applause ...except for the foreign women part. They aren't much better and assume all white males have wealth.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 08:53 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
are you a wizard
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2012 09:03 PM
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Being a virgin is not natural.
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11/10/2012 09:06 PM
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Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


i got you beat iam 63 and virgin
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Seriously?
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11/10/2012 09:09 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


No worries.
Best that people like you don't reproduce anyway.

tard
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11/10/2012 09:10 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


No worries.
Best that people like you don't reproduce anyway.

tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7702124


banana2
thomasian

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11/10/2012 09:12 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Why the fuck does anyone care enough to denigrate this guy for admitting his issue?
The guy wants help, fellowship and advice. Anyone not providing that should FUQUE OFF
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11/10/2012 09:12 PM
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Who the fuck cares....
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exactly no one cares thats why he is a virgin5a
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11/10/2012 09:12 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7702124


What's that? An old clip from when you were young?

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