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I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects

 
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tard
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No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
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Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.
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norespect

what a loser, you deserve to be alone and miserable.
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No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
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Seriously, you are a sicko. People who are not married and have a moral bone in their body will not have sex out of marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


tard
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What's that? An old clip from when you were young?
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applause2
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11/10/2012 09:16 PM
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tard
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No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
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yeah!!

i banged 3 super models when i was 11
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11/10/2012 09:18 PM
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Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
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Since when does sex require marriage?
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11/10/2012 09:23 PM
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Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
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Since when does sex require marriage?
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it doesn't, OP is retarded, let him stay alone and miserable.
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11/10/2012 09:26 PM
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tard
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No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
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Sure you did, Your obviously 15 years old and never touched a pussy other than your mothers when she gave birth to you.
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sorry I have had a ball and chain wife for 30+ years
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i will be 50 soon and still a virgin
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11/10/2012 09:38 PM
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"Barely Half of U.S. Adults Are Married – A Record Low

New Marriages Down 5% from 2009 to 2010"

[link to www.pewsocialtrends.org]

See also: [link to online.wsj.com]

graphic "Marital Status" at the middle left of page

To have a prospect of the situation it would be good to have statistics of % of marriage by age (usually made for 4 years groups 16-20, 20-24, 24-28, 28-32, 32-36, 36-40, 40-44, during the 4 year interval) but somehow I am unable to find them for the USA.

The most similar thing I could find is this:

[link to www.cdc.gov]

Last page (tables), column "never married", lines 35-39 and 40-44 years, 13% and 10.2% respectively. Assuming statistics for 2006-2010 will be repeated for the next 4 years, for a person that never married to be married (exist the group never married), the chance is:

13% population decreases 10.2 (falls 2.8%), the chance is:

2.8%/13% = 21.5% chance of marriage during the 4 year period (2010-2014).

Did I solve it right? banana2

As for me I'm in the same boat as you OP, and 41. It's really a bit sad because when we're you we think about living normal lifes, marrying and having kids.

For conspiracy thinkers it's really difficult to find someone, in case we want someone who can understand us (who doesn't?).

The practical solution is searching where they are easier to be found, but I belive that among people who believe in conspiracies, men outnumber women by far, but I might be wrong or (with a bit of lucky) just exagerating the situation.

The other way is not to worry about this and live a day at a time. Or maybe both: search for the desired person and at the same time don't worry about the outcome of the search, just search).

Anyway, good luck to you OP and all people who are in this situation including myself. banana2
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11/11/2012 04:43 AM
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Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
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Since when does sex require marriage?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21028534


it doesn't, OP is retarded, let him stay alone and miserable.
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For it's moral execution... it requires it. I know, many people like to live life of amoral scum, not me.
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11/11/2012 04:47 AM
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if you are willing to pay, i am sure i can find some mope who is willing to fuck you up the ass, which is what you rightly deserve.
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11/22/2012 07:33 PM
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No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


Sure you did, Your obviously 15 years old and never touched a pussy other than your mothers when she gave birth to you.
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sorry I have had a ball and chain wife for 30+ years
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i will be 50 soon and still a virgin
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In this country I know plenty of senior celibates. Given how miserable women are, it is no surprise.
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11/22/2012 08:05 PM
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Forget fucking; all of you, by the way. Just grow up and make love at all times.
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11/22/2012 08:48 PM
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Meh... Sex is overrated and women (esp. N. American women) are insufferable for the most part. I'm 40 and have never been much of a ladies' man. Sure, I've had a couple of relationships in my day but I haven't been laid in over five years. Haven't even bothered trying, either.

Honestly I would have been better off never having met my last girlfriend, and that's a fact. I shudder to think of the shit-show that would have rolled into town had we ended up getting married.
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11/22/2012 08:51 PM
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Who the fuck cares....
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You do, coming in this thread.
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Naw not really we just wanted to laugh at you!
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11/22/2012 08:57 PM
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Stop bothering women out of your league
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Best advice. However, you have to find out what women like you. Means trying and trying and trying until you get a picture which of them like to get hit on by someone like you.
Alternatively you could become a new James Bond, or a rock star.
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11/23/2012 12:45 PM
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Stop bothering women out of your league
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Best advice. However, you have to find out what women like you. Means trying and trying and trying until you get a picture which of them like to get hit on by someone like you.
Alternatively you could become a new James Bond, or a rock star.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28306165


That's not right. They are largely looking for the same type of man; 90% of women are only liking 20% of men. The media brainwashing programmed them into only accepting certain types of men. Before the full effect of the media those now undesireable guys would at least get lucky with women settling for them. Not anymore.
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11/23/2012 12:47 PM
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Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
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That You Russ??
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/23/2012 12:49 PM
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Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
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Some people on this board are so damn mean!
You have nothing to be ashamed of. So what if you are still a
virgin? Not everyone is going to jump into bed with others.
If you are not going to get married well maybe that is for you!
Don't listen to these real RETARDS on the message board.
They can't think outside the box.
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11/23/2012 12:50 PM

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Hire a hooker.
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Hire a hooker.
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ohyeah
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Shelia Deville

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Escort/hooker off backpage and do yourself a favor.
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Idiot! Not everyone is a sinful jerk like you!
Many people still have morals and don't follow Hollywood
and the IN CROWD.
You know those miserable jerks with a tongue full of venereal disease. And canker sores on their sex organs.
Jumping off bridges because they can't handle life anymore.

Good for you Virgin! You still might find your soul mate yet!
Wait for marriage. Most of these big mouth lover boys
have the authorities after them for child support and half
their paychecks are going out of kids they don't even care for. On top of that they regularly have "the itch"!
They are the real stupid asshole.
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11/23/2012 01:20 PM
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Hire a hooker.
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ohyeah
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That may seem like a good for letting off some steam but it's not worth it. For one, sometimes the john gets robbed because it was a setup to rob people not likely to report it to the law. Two, the law sets up stings in a lot of towns and the man can get charged and have his life ruined.
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Hire a hooker.
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ohyeah
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That may seem like a good for letting off some steam but it's not worth it. For one, sometimes the john gets robbed because it was a setup to rob people not likely to report it to the law. Two, the law sets up stings in a lot of towns and the man can get charged and have his life ruined.
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How does his life get "ruined?" It's probably just misdemeanor fine down there, right? Or some states make the guy go to "john school" and listen to a bunch of BS in exchange for not getting a record. I could see if the guy had a wife and kids he'd be right fucked, but OP is a single virgin...
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11/23/2012 01:34 PM
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dude, OP, go outside, get off fucking conspiracy websites, take off your tin-foil hat.

go to the nearest bar tonight at 9:30. find a mediocrely attractive girl by herself or with one friend. get into their conversation about anything, and make a joke when you do it "i dont have a rape van or anything, but i overheard you guys talking about _________", and then talk for a little bit. act like you fucking care what she says, (you wont).

put more attention on the one you like, but treat both with respect.

when you have openings, touch the girl you like, her shoulder, put your arm around her, etc....

buy her a drink

at the end of the night, say, hey itd be cool to see you again, whats your number?

bam

or be a pussy, and assume you cant get laid, and then let yourself fulfill that prophecy...
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11/23/2012 01:37 PM
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Honestly I would have been better off never having met my last girlfriend, and that's a fact. I shudder to think of the shit-show that would have rolled into town had we ended up getting married.
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afro
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11/23/2012 01:42 PM
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Stop bothering women out of your league
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23200727


Best advice. However, you have to find out what women like you. Means trying and trying and trying until you get a picture which of them like to get hit on by someone like you.
Alternatively you could become a new James Bond, or a rock star.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28306165


That's not right. They are largely looking for the same type of man; 90% of women are only liking 20% of men. The media brainwashing programmed them into only accepting certain types of men. Before the full effect of the media those now undesireable guys would at least get lucky with women settling for them. Not anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


That goes both ways and the guys are looking for a small proportion of the women, meaning the best-looking women, and that means there are tons of guys bothering women OUT OF THEIR LEAGUES!
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dude, OP, go outside, get off fucking conspiracy websites, take off your tin-foil hat.

go to the nearest bar tonight at 9:30. find a mediocrely attractive girl by herself or with one friend. get into their conversation about anything, and make a joke when you do it "i dont have a rape van or anything, but i overheard you guys talking about _________", and then talk for a little bit. act like you fucking care what she says, (you wont).

put more attention on the one you like, but treat both with respect.

when you have openings, touch the girl you like, her shoulder, put your arm around her, etc....

buy her a drink

at the end of the night, say, hey itd be cool to see you again, whats your number?

bam

or be a pussy, and assume you cant get laid, and then let yourself fulfill that prophecy...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28296751



Hey, Stupid: Might not want to make a rape-joke.
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Hire a hooker.
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


ohyeah
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


That may seem like a good for letting off some steam but it's not worth it. For one, sometimes the john gets robbed because it was a setup to rob people not likely to report it to the law. Two, the law sets up stings in a lot of towns and the man can get charged and have his life ruined.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


How does his life get "ruined?" It's probably just misdemeanor fine down there, right? Or some states make the guy go to "john school" and listen to a bunch of BS in exchange for not getting a record. I could see if the guy had a wife and kids he'd be right fucked, but OP is a single virgin...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283316

If you get thrown in jail and can't make bail you stand a good chance of losing your job.
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Stop bothering women out of your league
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23200727


Best advice. However, you have to find out what women like you. Means trying and trying and trying until you get a picture which of them like to get hit on by someone like you.
Alternatively you could become a new James Bond, or a rock star.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28306165


That's not right. They are largely looking for the same type of man; 90% of women are only liking 20% of men. The media brainwashing programmed them into only accepting certain types of men. Before the full effect of the media those now undesireable guys would at least get lucky with women settling for them. Not anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


That goes both ways and the guys are looking for a small proportion of the women, meaning the best-looking women, and that means there are tons of guys bothering women OUT OF THEIR LEAGUES!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28256524


You are dead wrong. A good number of guys give up when the local fatties won't even give them the time of day. That's right, guys are now getting turned down by porkers. The guys that are beneath you and bother you are the pick up artist (PUA) movement retards. Thank you for telling us all that PUA. Is bullshit and doesn't work.

I stand by what I said in the above post and in this one. Do not argue with me unless you are right, lady.
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Sex is not this special, fuck a hooker right now. Remember YOU ARE A MAN !

Stop believing in marriage (a failed institution), true love (women only truly love their kids), special girl (c'mon, do you still believe in it ?) and grow some balls.
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Make it something special about yourself, you are different than others. We don't have to be like everyone else, make life your experience.

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