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I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 02:52 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Stop bothering women out of your league
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Best advice. However, you have to find out what women like you. Means trying and trying and trying until you get a picture which of them like to get hit on by someone like you.
Alternatively you could become a new James Bond, or a rock star.
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That's not right. They are largely looking for the same type of man; 90% of women are only liking 20% of men. The media brainwashing programmed them into only accepting certain types of men. Before the full effect of the media those now undesireable guys would at least get lucky with women settling for them. Not anymore.
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That goes both ways and the guys are looking for a small proportion of the women, meaning the best-looking women, and that means there are tons of guys bothering women OUT OF THEIR LEAGUES!
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absolutely wrong, every man would be pretty happy with an average woman, maybe even with a below average woman. The only exception to this are the rich men.
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11/23/2012 02:54 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
dude, OP, go outside, get off fucking conspiracy websites, take off your tin-foil hat.

go to the nearest bar tonight at 9:30. find a mediocrely attractive girl by herself or with one friend. get into their conversation about anything, and make a joke when you do it "i dont have a rape van or anything, but i overheard you guys talking about _________", and then talk for a little bit. act like you fucking care what she says, (you wont).

put more attention on the one you like, but treat both with respect.

when you have openings, touch the girl you like, her shoulder, put your arm around her, etc....

buy her a drink

at the end of the night, say, hey itd be cool to see you again, whats your number?

bam

or be a pussy, and assume you cant get laid, and then let yourself fulfill that prophecy...
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Hey, Stupid: Might not want to make a rape-joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28256524


If he's good looking and tall enough and flaunts his high status then that rape joke won't hurt his chances. Women are that fucking stupid.
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11/23/2012 02:55 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


God will laugh at you for your stupid beliefs. I would have fucked a hooker 20 years ago if I were you.
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11/23/2012 02:58 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


OP, have I got the woman for you...

[link to www.realdoll.com (secure)]
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11/23/2012 02:58 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Make it something special about yourself, you are different than others. We don't have to be like everyone else, make life your experience.
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The trouble is in the states you get completely alienated by society for being different. You are branded a loser, weirdo, or some other label, and treated like you are a mentally disturbed transient or mercilessly mocked. That fucks with a mans mind after a while.
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11/23/2012 02:59 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
This you OP?

[link to www.imdb.com]
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11/23/2012 03:00 PM
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Best advice. However, you have to find out what women like you. Means trying and trying and trying until you get a picture which of them like to get hit on by someone like you.
Alternatively you could become a new James Bond, or a rock star.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28306165


That's not right. They are largely looking for the same type of man; 90% of women are only liking 20% of men. The media brainwashing programmed them into only accepting certain types of men. Before the full effect of the media those now undesireable guys would at least get lucky with women settling for them. Not anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


That goes both ways and the guys are looking for a small proportion of the women, meaning the best-looking women, and that means there are tons of guys bothering women OUT OF THEIR LEAGUES!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28256524


absolutely wrong, every man would be pretty happy with an average woman, maybe even with a below average woman. The only exception to this are the rich men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28346418

+1
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11/23/2012 03:02 PM

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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Here's an appropriately titled song for you

[link to www.youtube.com]

38 years old, never kissed a girl
(though the bulk of the lyrics may not apply)

Last Edited by Parabola on 11/23/2012 03:08 PM
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11/23/2012 03:19 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Never going to have sex. Requires marriage. Never going to get married. Requires women willing to date me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


as long as pussy is still red
anonymous
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11/23/2012 03:38 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
So what's wrong with that? It is your life. Don't feel bad about it. You do what you want to do, when you want to do it, with whomever you want to when you feel right about it.

And besides there's too many retards and skanking useless out there.
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11/23/2012 05:27 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
there's more to life than a rotten stinky pussy idiots...just sayin...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554135


Right. I desire to be married, with a wholesome woman. However, I would rather be a virgin than a wretch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27475574


That's good, you stick to your beliefs. This life isn't all there is anyway and people who think that tend to throw it all away for eternity by endulging in sinful behavior while alive. You'll be better off spiritually by holding out.
 Quoting: Generation Doom


Amen.. I'm 24, I'm a good looking dude (I mean that not in a conceited way) and I am physically in good shape as I run and stuff.. and it's not that I'm not confident, However due to the fact that I am a christian, meek, lowly and mild (as the Bible says a Christian should strive to be, I therefore don't go approach women or anyone really for that matter and tend to kind of just keep to myself.
Carshy McCarsh

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11/23/2012 05:33 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27422476


No one waits till 38, dude you have been missing out on the best 28 years of your life and your hand is sick of you.

I nailed the neighbors wife at 12
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^ Bill Clinton posts on GLP ^
Tell me what this tastes like...
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11/23/2012 05:54 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
there's more to life than a rotten stinky pussy idiots...just sayin...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554135


.....GADAR......ALERT....
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11/23/2012 05:56 PM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
Sex is overrated
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12/01/2012 06:09 AM
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That's not right. They are largely looking for the same type of man; 90% of women are only liking 20% of men. The media brainwashing programmed them into only accepting certain types of men. Before the full effect of the media those now undesireable guys would at least get lucky with women settling for them. Not anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


That goes both ways and the guys are looking for a small proportion of the women, meaning the best-looking women, and that means there are tons of guys bothering women OUT OF THEIR LEAGUES!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28256524


absolutely wrong, every man would be pretty happy with an average woman, maybe even with a below average woman. The only exception to this are the rich men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28346418

+1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135

+2
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12/01/2012 06:11 AM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
get a hooker, nothing wrong one time.
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12/01/2012 06:14 AM
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Re: I'm still 38, virgin, no dating prospects
watch the movie "40 years old virgin" see if that movies can give you some tips
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23434335


once women turn 32 they start smelling so bad.
thats why old dudes always look for young chicks.

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