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GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.

 
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11/10/2012 07:45 PM
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GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.
I would like to work from home for GLP as a DBA; I can optimize this site. I can also be a WebDesigner-Master. I can make improvement to the current user- interface. I can make this site easier to navigate and more intuitive for new and existing users. I can also add new functional features and proceed to add them to the current user- interface pages.

I’m open to negotiable income. Please let me know how to contact your hiring personnel. Thank-you in advance for your consideration.
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11/11/2012 03:30 PM
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Re: GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.
I wonder how one can formally apply for a job at GLP. Does anyone know?


Thanks.
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11/11/2012 03:35 PM
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you think GLP is a company???

show us your cv or portfolio site and we users decide ;-)
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11/11/2012 03:42 PM
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Ok you got the job, now fix some stuff for us
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11/11/2012 03:43 PM
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Re: GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.
answer this question and we will hire you.

Thread: What came 1st the chicken or the egg?
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11/11/2012 03:46 PM
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Re: GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.
But can you make sperm-retardant keyboards?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/11/2012 04:13 PM
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Can you work for minimum wage?

lol
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11/12/2012 12:39 PM
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Re: GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.
Please help you can by providing the following information:


Is Trinity the person I need to contact to be able to work for GLP? If so, please let me know where to send an e-mail message to him.



Thanks.
g0v

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11/12/2012 12:54 PM
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Re: GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.
Saying "I'm a programmer, hire me" is like a sign saying only "House for rent", "Car for sale", or "For a good time call 555-685-6690". Not one heck of a lot of use to anyone. What's missing? Details (duhhh)

Post your biodata and qualifications, or a link to suchlike. If you did that, someone might actually be bothered to give you a second thought :)
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11/12/2012 01:01 PM
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But can you make sperm-retardant keyboards?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I'd buy one!
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11/12/2012 02:05 PM
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Re: GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.
you don't apply to GLP

we contact you ;)
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



Trinity, thank-you so much for responding. Please feel free to contact me at glpglpglp@yahoo.com with any pertinent questions or information regarding the possibility of me working for GLP.



Thanks again.
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you don't apply to GLP

we contact you ;)
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


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11/12/2012 02:36 PM
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whe the heck were you this morning when we were getting all those 500 error messages? Sleeping in ?
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11/12/2012 02:37 PM
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Re: GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.
Only if you work in exchange for tomato plants !
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11/12/2012 02:44 PM

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Only if you work in exchange for tomato plants !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17694439


Or Kama points..
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02/02/2014 05:45 PM
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OP: Good luck!

Do you know how many computer-monkeys are out on the street right now because our know-how and technology has been shared with the coloreds??
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02/02/2014 05:45 PM
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Re: GLP, Please Hire Me to Work from Home as a Computer Engineer - DBA and WebDesigner.
you think GLP is a company???

show us your cv or portfolio site and we users decide ;-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27531505


And we require pics, too, Slut.

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