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Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney

 
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Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.
Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.


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Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan
Yea ritechucklelaugh
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11/10/2012 09:46 PM
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Re: Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
I have to admit this made me laugh. They don't even try for palatable excuses, anymore.

I remember in past years when I saw fubars at work or in government, and couldn't believe the incompetence.

Then one day I finally realized it wasn't incompetence at all! Suddenly so many things made sense!
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11/10/2012 10:06 PM
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I have to admit this made me laugh. They don't even try for palatable excuses, anymore.

I remember in past years when I saw fubars at work or in government, and couldn't believe the incompetence.

Then one day I finally realized it wasn't incompetence at all! Suddenly so many things made sense!
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Yup, that's it.
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11/10/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
This had better be a joke.
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11/10/2012 10:17 PM
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Re: Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
So we can assume the military brass wanted Obama then.
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11/10/2012 10:18 PM
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Re: Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
Of course this is a joke. A simple excuse to prevent the realization that Romney and all republicans just got their ass handed to them.

President Obama won. Deal with it. This was a big win for all of Americans and all of humanity.
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Re: Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
lmaobushtardpick
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11/10/2012 10:25 PM
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Re: Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
got a link?

I dont mean a pro Romney link, but a REAL link? didnt think so
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11/10/2012 10:28 PM

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Re: Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
It is a joke site.

In reality 90% of service men and women were illegally prevented from voting. Some were dropped from the voting roles, even if they had voted in the same calendar year. Other had their ballots sent to late or had their ballots destroyed after they were mailed back.

This is one of Obama's long list of treasonous crimes.
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11/10/2012 10:39 PM
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Re: Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
This makes me sooo fucking angry! First the Obams adm. sued to keep states from counting military ballots and when that didn`t work out the ballots were sent late to the troops,then they said the plane crashed burning up the ballots,and now they say the ballots were falsely marked as ammo and lost in a warehouse.This was clearly an illegal act of voter suppression.Of course the fags doing this(democrats) were at the same time accusing red states of voter suppression and having the attorney general sue them,all to point the attention elsewhere.Of course the democratic idea of voter suppression is requiring id to show you`re a legal resident,to most that's called common sense. The states they sued to keep them from checking id`s have reported that hundreds of precincts in Florida and Ohio have reported anywhere from 95% to 143% voter turnout giving the vast majority of votes to Obama. For fear of saying something foolish that would red flag me to the illegally elected US govt. I`m biting my tongue,but i`m pissed.
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11/10/2012 10:42 PM

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Re: Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney
Duffelbag is the military counterpart to the Onion. This is a satire site.

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