Fuck You, I'm Jesus

My father is of the line of David, he is a Krofft. I even have lines in my palm and feet to prove who I am. My star sign came to me in a dream, it was orion. I know how to do things with science, besides study it. I hold answers. Or maybe I am satan incarnate, says the little voice in my head. YOU decide!

What temple should I knock on next? The freemasons'? The local synagogue? How about just some random church?

do you feel rejected cause no one has acknowldge you. i notice you its ok you dont have to ack the fool to be noticed.
Respect yourself
Love and peace to you

Bro, I have like, nothing better to do

You are knocking on this temples door Lord.

Do come in and tell me what you have to say.

With Love,

Your Brother

I just need people to realize cannabis is the cure to the world's probs

This is now a dream interpretation/sharing thread

Or we can talk about life after earth, for the truly brave. Or the mayans. Both interesting subjects.

Who cut your hair ?

Now you're talking!

No one in awhile, I'm all natural now, lettin' it grow.

Be Productive Muh Fucka

I like to let things work themselves out. My only mission right now is to be with my woman.

You are only saying and thinking these things because you were not baptised catholic. We are not kings and queens. We are creatures made by God. And who is God. God is Our Lady,Christ and the Holy Ghost. We must know that if we are to enter heaven. But if you want to burn in hell with jesus than go ahead it's your choice. But I would say you should spend your time wisely. Pray Our Lady's rosary and help her son's church.

Lol, so now Mary was Jesus, ey?

No Mary is his bitch mother Isis. Our Lady is God.

So you think our father thou art in heaven has female genitalia?

Smh...Fuck u on

This reminds me of the Hopi prophecy which illustrates that unbalanced people will start losing their minds in the end times. Case in point here.

Let the good times roll.

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Papers or Owl's.

So name one thing I said that's untrue.

Me too. Can you time travel?

Timeline jump?

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YOU

You got suckered by the jewish freemasons. There is no heavenly father. Christ is God. Our Lady is his Mother and the Holy Ghost is His Father. You should run from whoever you're hanging around because you are going to get roasted.

Me? King Julian is a liar? Nope. Also, what do you mean? I have no supernatural powers, just natural ones.

Ohh,..He already kno that.

Scared to come out da house...