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Can you drive? Do you know how to merge??? Nicely?????

 
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Can you drive? Do you know how to merge??? Nicely?????
Think of life as merging. Not so much the traffic part of it, but just as a metaphor. Most people can relate to cars.

Maybe if we all flowed nicely, there would be less wrecks.
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11/10/2012 10:23 PM
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Re: Can you drive? Do you know how to merge??? Nicely?????
i think i understand the merging part
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oops
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: Can you drive? Do you know how to merge??? Nicely?????
oops

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Thanks. And thanks for not saying "opppps" Rock on. :)
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Re: Can you drive? Do you know how to merge??? Nicely?????
How to merge:

1) Drive slower than the traffic you are merging into.

2) Pull out into the faster quickly.

3) Wedge your car into an open space 1/3 the size of your car. The asshole behind will slow down or veer off onto the shoulder making the hole big enough.

4) Flip the asshole behind the bird to complete the maneuver.
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Re: Can you drive? Do you know how to merge??? Nicely?????
How to merge:

1) Drive slower than the traffic you are merging into.

2) Pull out into the faster quickly.

3) Wedge your car into an open space 1/3 the size of your car. The asshole behind will slow down or veer off onto the shoulder making the hole big enough.

4) Flip the asshole behind the bird to complete the maneuver.
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Thank you for reinforcing my point. :)
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11/10/2012 11:39 PM
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Re: Can you drive? Do you know how to merge??? Nicely?????
You Tube: "the Asshole song", by Jimmy Buffet....it's funny because...you know ...we've all experienced this in our respective drivng experiences!!...every now and then, I just have to play it, following a bad driving experience.
just waiting for the SHTF...been watching the USA go into the sewer for 52 years.tried to fight the gun grabbers, had some victories...tried to fight corrupt politicians as a delegate to the Republican party...found out it's all BS
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Re: Can you drive? Do you know how to merge??? Nicely?????
i wait for cars that have too be well insured and then floor it in the 72 el dorado ) haven't been hit yet
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Re: Can you drive? Do you know how to merge??? Nicely?????
I can "drive" fast and hard after I "merge" slow and carefully.
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