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A Strange thing happened in Church today

 
K.Kool
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A Strange thing happened in Church today
Towards the end of the priest's homily, a voice behind me
said

"Why are you telling these monkey stories?"

I turned around, to see a man with dark yellow sunglasses, and in a suit, standing a few rows behind me.

Several other people turned around also.

The priest continued to speak.

After a few minutes, he said

"I repeat, why are you telling these monkey stories?"

I looked at him, several men stood up and moved towards him, upon which he left, closely followed by the men.

His suit was 3/4 length at the back, he gave an impression of a modern day devil, as if he was trying to frighten us.

There was no fear in the Church, we looked at him.

Several people said, "It is not monkey business"

The priest made a joke, and we continued.
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
What do you think this means...?

Who was he?
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
The second time he said it, he kept smiling, but it was hard to see his eyes, although the glasses were clear(non-shaded).
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
You have schizophrenia and you were hallucinating.
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
You have schizophrenia and you were hallucinating.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27446380


^^^^ this
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
Lol... Church. You people love your fairy tales. Free yourself from shackles of religion.
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
Next, was the Nicene Creed:

We believe in God, the Father, the Almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
and all that is seen and unseen.

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, one in Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he was born of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered, died, and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in fulfilment of the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead,
and His kingdom will have no end.

We believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son.
With the Father and the Son
he is worshipped and glorified.
He has spoken through the Prophets.

We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.
We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
We look for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come.

Amen.

[link to www.catholic.org]
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How appropriate ;)
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
He was NOT the devil, merely a man.

But he wanted us to think he was, or at least to suggest it, in the clothes he'd chosen to wear, he was quite handsome, around 35-42 years old.

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He was NOT the devil, merely a man.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Merely...

Finally got to use it in a sentence.

lmao
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
Isn't there anyone with anything intelligent to ask me?

:(

I'm disappointed in Godlike...
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Oh Lord, thou art, kindly stop forgiving sins
of the believers with immediate effect.
Since believers are not afraid to commit any crimes/sins
since they know you are continuously forgiving thei sins, be it rape, be it murder, be it adultery.
It is causing serious law and order problems for the world.
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
not this OP again. pull your thumb out of your ass
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
What was the Priest telling you at that moment?
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Infiltration of the Church?
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
What was the Priest telling you at that moment?
 Quoting: asymetriclogic



Thankyou :)

The day's readings were these:

[link to www.usccb.org]


and the priest was talking about an experience he had while holding a baby, and giving from the heart, but I don't think it was the words of the priest so much, that he was referring to, but to the whole of our faith, of God as Creator.
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
It is monkey business. Find God within. Be your own priest, guru and then you will know God. The only way to God is thru you own heart.


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Infiltration of the Church?
 Quoting: CrissCross



Thanks, my faith in Godlike is returning :)


Infiltration...like a an agent of something?
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
K. Kool, why are you telling these monkey stories still?dance
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Anyway the catholic church is a front for the antichrist, the true church is a christian or baptist church. The catholic church is full of idols.
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K. Kool, why are you telling these monkey stories still?dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25998001



I was waiting for that, lol.
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
Many are lashing out at that damn Church

If the priest actually made sense and preached from the Bible then ... that would be an improvement.
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It is monkey business. Find God within. Be your own priest, guru and then you will know God. The only way to God is thru you own heart.



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27488551


Liar! Keep denying Christ fool. But, when you tell others to deny Christ, you are carrying the devil's water!
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
Is it possible he was saying, "Why are you telling monkeys stories ?"
As in referring to the congregation as monkeys.
Did the men who followed him out say anything when they came back?
Also, I believe the mood of the country right now is not
beneficial to the less stable.
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Infiltration of the Church?
 Quoting: CrissCross



Thanks, my faith in Godlike is returning :)


Infiltration...like a an agent of something?
 Quoting: K.Kool


Possibly. Or a hire to sit in on the services to see what's going on. He may have had an atheist point of view, thus his comment.

BTW. Symbolically monkeys are in reference to demons.
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Even monkeys know when the light goes they must find shelter and safety. Those with eyes will see; those without will stumble in the darkness that decends. He was there to sow a seed of discord.
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Is it possible he was saying, "Why are you telling monkeys stories ?"
As in referring to the congregation as monkeys.
Did the men who followed him out say anything when they came back?
Also, I believe the mood of the country right now is not
beneficial to the less stable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26663220



I don't think so, but I can't be sure, it amounts to the same message anyway.

I kept looking to see the men when they returned, but I didn't see them again.

He did not seem at all unstable, but had a sane quality about him.
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Infiltration of the Church?
 Quoting: CrissCross



Thanks, my faith in Godlike is returning :)


Infiltration...like a an agent of something?
 Quoting: K.Kool


Possibly. Or a hire to sit in on the services to see what's going on. He may have had an atheist point of view, thus his comment.

BTW. Symbolically monkeys are in reference to demons.
 Quoting: CrissCross



He didn't sit down at all, but had walked in from the outside, I don't know how long he had stood there, it was probably about 15 mins into the Mass.


I thought atheist, too.
He was ridiculing us.
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
He was demonically influenced?
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Re: A Strange thing happened in Church today
Interesting to say the least.
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