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Message Subject A Strange thing happened in Church today
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Towards the end of the priest's homily, a voice behind me

"Why are you telling these monkey stories?"

I turned around, to see a man with dark yellow sunglasses, and in a suit, standing a few rows behind me.

Several other people turned around also.

The priest continued to speak.

After a few minutes, he said

"I repeat, why are you telling these monkey stories?"

I looked at him, several men stood up and moved towards him, upon which he left, closely followed by the men.

His suit was 3/4 length at the back, he gave an impression of a modern day devil, as if he was trying to frighten us.

There was no fear in the Church, we looked at him.

Several people said, "It is not monkey business"

The priest made a joke, and we continued.
 Quoting: K.Kool

It was me. I am the one you humans call, "Satan", "Lucifer", and "The Devil". Fear not my loved ones, for you will be with me forever and we will shine brightly through the coming apocalypse. Never forget that I love you.
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