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I think I may have sold my soul? Please help!

 
King Julian The Boy Prophet
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11/11/2012 02:05 AM

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I think I may have sold my soul? Please help!
I once thought to myself: "I'd sell my soul for a girlfriend", and soon after I had one(that smashed my heart into a billion pieces). Ironically, I also prayed to god for love a lot more than talking to myself about selling my soul. Who won and who owns my soul?
SevenThunders

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11/11/2012 02:08 AM
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Re: I think I may have sold my soul? Please help!
Your soul now belongs to satan because of your sin, not because of any deal you made with the devil.

The only way out is to put your trust in Jesus Christ and ask for the forgiveness of sins and make him your Lord and savior.

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God will grant you the holy spirit and the power to drive out the demons.
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11/11/2012 02:11 AM
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I have your soul,you can have it back for $5000
Divinityz

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11/11/2012 02:11 AM
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My name is Apollyon, My name is Leviathan, My name is Belial, My name is Deceiver, My name is Lucifer, My name is Satan! Worship me!!!

your soul is fine in my hands my friend i will give you more girls then you could ever dream of and you would be spending every night getting laid in style make me your god and all your problems wiil go away
It is better to let the world go out of control so they can see their own fate just as I did 20 years ago
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11/11/2012 03:00 AM
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Re: I think I may have sold my soul? Please help!
the only way to win your soul back is a sacrifice in the name of satan.

you can either kill yourself

or

suck the dick of 6 strange men, swallow their loads and say:

"i do this in exchange for my soul oh Satan"

afterwards, you will be classified as a faggot, but thats a small price to pay for your eternal soul
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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11/11/2012 03:06 AM

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well shit I may as well make it 7 and gain his favor
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11/11/2012 03:22 AM
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My name is Apollyon, My name is Leviathan, My name is Belial, My name is Deceiver, My name is Lucifer, My name is Satan! Worship me!!!

your soul is fine in my hands my friend i will give you more girls then you could ever dream of and you would be spending every night getting laid in style make me your god and all your problems wiil go away
 Quoting: Divinityz


I'm in! Balls 'n all!!! :-)
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11/11/2012 03:23 AM
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Re: I think I may have sold my soul? Please help!
the only way to win your soul back is a sacrifice in the name of satan.

you can either kill yourself

or

suck the dick of 6 strange men, swallow their loads and say:

"i do this in exchange for my soul oh Satan"

afterwards, you will be classified as a faggot, but thats a small price to pay for your eternal soul
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27433380


do you know that from experience?
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2012 03:23 AM
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yah just take a few gay loads for the team OPie
Perseus7

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11/11/2012 03:55 AM
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You are ok.. it just doesn't work that way and the banished one likely didn't even perk up an ear when you said that.
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Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2012 03:57 AM
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Nah bro, there's gotta be a definitive and overt contract, be it verbal or otherwise.

For example, I bought 12 souls from GLP users under the condition that they conceded their souls to me.

I would ask "do you concede?" and they would say "I concede" and then the transaction is complete.
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11/11/2012 03:59 AM
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Re: I think I may have sold my soul? Please help!
Was it for rock 'n' roll?
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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11/11/2012 04:00 AM

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Re: I think I may have sold my soul? Please help!
So in other words... God answers our prayers! HALLELUJAH!
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So in other words... God answers our prayers! HALLELUJAH!
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Well, kinda.

Here's his thought process when it comes to answering prayers:

"ok, so i can hear every prayer that has been made and will be made throughout time simultaneously. I also unconditionally love each of those praying, so i'll grant all of the prayers, including the ones that contradict each other - thus producing a universe in which humans sometimes get what they want, and sometimes don't get what they want, and sometimes get what they don't want. Fair."

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