I think I may have sold my soul? Please help!

Your soul now belongs to satan because of your sin, not because of any deal you made with the devil.

The only way out is to put your trust in Jesus Christ and ask for the forgiveness of sins and make him your Lord and savior.

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God will grant you the holy spirit and the power to drive out the demons.

I have your soul,you can have it back for $5000

My name is Apollyon, My name is Leviathan, My name is Belial, My name is Deceiver, My name is Lucifer, My name is Satan! Worship me!!!

your soul is fine in my hands my friend i will give you more girls then you could ever dream of and you would be spending every night getting laid in style make me your god and all your problems wiil go away

the only way to win your soul back is a sacrifice in the name of satan.

you can either kill yourself

or

suck the dick of 6 strange men, swallow their loads and say:

"i do this in exchange for my soul oh Satan"

afterwards, you will be classified as a faggot, but thats a small price to pay for your eternal soul

well shit I may as well make it 7 and gain his favor

I'm in! Balls 'n all!!! :-)

do you know that from experience?

yah just take a few gay loads for the team OPie

You are ok.. it just doesn't work that way and the banished one likely didn't even perk up an ear when you said that.

Nah bro, there's gotta be a definitive and overt contract, be it verbal or otherwise.

For example, I bought 12 souls from GLP users under the condition that they conceded their souls to me.

I would ask "do you concede?" and they would say "I concede" and then the transaction is complete.

Was it for rock 'n' roll?

So in other words... God answers our prayers! HALLELUJAH!

Well, kinda.

Here's his thought process when it comes to answering prayers:

"ok, so i can hear every prayer that has been made and will be made throughout time simultaneously. I also unconditionally love each of those praying, so i'll grant all of the prayers, including the ones that contradict each other - thus producing a universe in which humans sometimes get what they want, and sometimes don't get what they want, and sometimes get what they don't want. Fair."