Quoting your thread title "Secessions thread are funny", I question why you posted this? Do you work for ACORN?

Which state are you posting from? A pissed-off red state, or a smug blue state?

Do you think that the election 'results' provided any kind of healing or satisfaction for the people who truly understand the idiocy and corruptibility of the US 'Electoral College' system?

The system is broken. Beyond repair.

Fix the system, - then have a true election whereby the officials are chosen by eligible voters in a transparent and incorruptible election process. Popular vote at the county and state level, proportionate national voting at the federal level?