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The I hate Australia thread

 
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I like auzzies... I cant stand SAffers angryface
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Can we end this bullshit gun waffle once and for all please?

[link to www.yellowpages.com.au]

Aussies got no guns nernerner. So I guess all these stores are selling plastic replicas then huh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12822063


The thing that really wrecks gun ownership in Australia is the licensing.

$50 per year every year per gun on top of mandatory club fees, safes, mandatory courses, inspections, paperwork, rorting by importers and gunshops who are passing on other rorting by the federal bureaucrats (makes prices %500 of US). End of story the guns are not really yours, you cannot just own and put away, more like caveated rental. Also the semi-auto thing sucks, no fun guns allowed. We got fucked good by Howard.
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So band together and demand the laws be changed!

Oh, yeah, you're all too busy rooting the poor 'ol roos.
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11/11/2012 10:48 AM
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stop complainin' ya flamin' drongo! you could have been born a white south african boer on some black savage's rape and murder list.

you don't know how good you got it.
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11/11/2012 10:49 AM
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I got no probs with Aussies but they can drink like fishes, way way more than Americans. They can drink a six pack and not get drunk like Americans after 3 beers.
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lots of you blokes are moving to Brooklyn where i live. not a bad lot. cheery and attractive.
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I got no probs with Aussies but they can drink like fishes, way way more than Americans. They can drink a six pack and not get drunk like Americans after 3 beers.
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sweetie, we're not all light weights - come to new york sometime.
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11/11/2012 09:45 PM
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I definitely agree that Australians are fucking stupid hahaha.

Probably out of every country. They are the most soft ass manipulated sleeping zombies that you can get in the developing world.

They are seriously fast asleep.

That's why the elite keeps protecting Australia cause if you can use anyone, it's the Australians.

They are fucking pathetic beyond belief man.
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You are a seppofied clinker...... its time to go..... seppo
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Australia is full of

Flouride in the water
skin cancer
beurocracy
very expensive rent, food, utilities
Australians in general are very intolerant and xenophobic...Australia had a white Auustralia policy only where only whites were alloed to move in...the typical

Australian female is loud,VERY RACIST, obnoxious, in short shorts, on drugs, works a low skilled job and has tats, dyed blond hair and fake blue eyes and only cares about texting and going to the hair salon.

Australian men are even worse.

Australia is full of hair and beuty salons and skin cancer clinics and mcdonalds resturants..

if you are a forigener, get ready to be exploited..

However it's still better than the UK and New Zealand but out of the English speaking countries Canada is the best

(Have lived in all those countries)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302314


Australia is for Australians dickhead. FOREIGNERS are not entitled to move here because they are from some "minority". Go fuck yourself and make up some rules somewhere else... perhaps the warzone you fled from.
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you..... are an idiot.....
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11/11/2012 10:08 PM
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i do not dislike australians.

what i do find interesting is the almost rabid denial that they are anything like americans.

meanwhile they try so hard to emulate us.
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11/11/2012 10:18 PM
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Australia is full of

Flouride in the water
skin cancer
beurocracy
very expensive rent, food, utilities
Australians in general are very intolerant and xenophobic...Australia had a white Auustralia policy only where only whites were alloed to move in...the typical

Australian female is loud,VERY RACIST, obnoxious, in short shorts, on drugs, works a low skilled job and has tats, dyed blond hair and fake blue eyes and only cares about texting and going to the hair salon.

Australian men are even worse.

Australia is full of hair and beuty salons and skin cancer clinics and mcdonalds resturants..

if you are a forigener, get ready to be exploited..

However it's still better than the UK and New Zealand but out of the English speaking countries Canada is the best

(Have lived in all those countries)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302314


Australia is for Australians dickhead. FOREIGNERS are not entitled to move here because they are from some "minority". Go fuck yourself and make up some rules somewhere else... perhaps the warzone you fled from.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27512308


you..... are an idiot.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27560062


Typical racist Aussie
David
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11/11/2012 10:22 PM
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i do not dislike australians.

what i do find interesting is the almost rabid denial that they are anything like americans.

meanwhile they try so hard to emulate us.
 Quoting: david 16910407


Only the typical mindless idiots...... just like the typical mindless americans follow and believe their own shit and consume their own demise....

many are illuded by the bombardment of the bullshit.... but its not those people you need to worry about.... its the handful of Davids that know all of the bullshit, that can take out the whole network of Goliaths...... quite easily....
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11/11/2012 10:23 PM
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Australia is full of

Flouride in the water
skin cancer
beurocracy
very expensive rent, food, utilities
Australians in general are very intolerant and xenophobic...Australia had a white Auustralia policy only where only whites were alloed to move in...the typical

Australian female is loud,VERY RACIST, obnoxious, in short shorts, on drugs, works a low skilled job and has tats, dyed blond hair and fake blue eyes and only cares about texting and going to the hair salon.

Australian men are even worse.

Australia is full of hair and beuty salons and skin cancer clinics and mcdonalds resturants..

if you are a forigener, get ready to be exploited..

However it's still better than the UK and New Zealand but out of the English speaking countries Canada is the best

(Have lived in all those countries)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302314


Australia is for Australians dickhead. FOREIGNERS are not entitled to move here because they are from some "minority". Go fuck yourself and make up some rules somewhere else... perhaps the warzone you fled from.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27512308


you..... are an idiot.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27560062


Typical racist Aussie
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yep
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11/11/2012 10:26 PM
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love this thread. Just goes to show you westernized cultures are the same no matter what the country. Just the governments that are different.

So do you guys have jews in large numbers within your government and media?

I'm curious if they really are pushing all nations towards a specific agenda or way of life or if that's all BS...
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11/11/2012 10:29 PM
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We were told in school that australia was populated with convicts fron gb ,,,thats not always a bad thing but americans were also an offshoit of gb the brits are now , well , not so great anymore so why aussies hate americans
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11/11/2012 10:32 PM
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The problem with Australia is the Australians....

And those little pigmy dudes....

Meh. Nuke it.


Edit: actually...being the birthplace of such bands as AC/DC and Men at Work they should be spared, for now.


But we're watching you assholes.

 Quoting: LunaticFringe

watching you too.
and taking note of the fact you dont know any better aussie music than the usual two(ac/dc and men at work).boring.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27474937


I'm kinda old school....

I do like that band butterfinger (s?)

They got a song called figjam that's cool....
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11/11/2012 10:35 PM
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<3
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aussies are absolute scum

1. drunks
2. liars
3. backstabbers
4. cowards
5. belligerent
6. pride in having achieved nothing
7. xenophobic
8. awful dental hygiene
9. incapable of doing anything productive hence perpetual labor shortages
10. rules and regulations change daily
11. thieves
12. obsessed with sports no one else gives a shit about
13. horrible fashion sense
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aussies are absolute scum

1. drunks
2. liars
3. backstabbers
4. cowards
5. belligerent
6. pride in having achieved nothing
7. xenophobic
8. awful dental hygiene
9. incapable of doing anything productive hence perpetual labor shortages
10. rules and regulations change daily
11. thieves
12. obsessed with sports no one else gives a shit about
13. horrible fashion sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28828557


and thats our good points
Aunty Flo

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12/01/2012 02:52 AM

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1.Aussies dont know how to have a good time without getting blind drunk, and starting trouble.

2. Everything closes very early.

3. You cant look at someone without them saying "what are you looking at bro"

4. The majority are trailer trash.

5. Most women dress like whores, and act the part.

6. Lots of sheeple, who dont have a clue of whats happening in the world.

7. To many american wannabes with fake american accents.

Other than that I love Australia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27440577


What about Aussies preoccupation with gambling. Especially pokies. And the binge drinking. I hate that part of the culture.
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First of all I love Australia. it is the lucky country.
But I hate racist Ausies especialy the surfing type with fucking southercross tats on the necks. I cant fucking wait for the pole reversal i pray for it everyday so that those dumb fcks can look like even bigger dickheads (PS i am a surfer myslef and I do have tats).
The I hate the white racist dumb fuck country boy who thinks he is not a man if he dont drive ute fuck sheelas at B&Bs after drinking 150 stubbies.
I dont like bibber want to bes or american copy cats who think they have grown up in the fucking bronks. But preety much everthing else is good.
oh yeah and I fucking hate gangs of any kinds. especially fucking bikie poofters (i ride a bike too and that dont make me tought)
 Quoting: Ozi Dude


Australia is a country of ignorant, racist and dumb consumers with no minds of their own
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You must be one of those immigrants who come here for a better life , but , just whinge and whine because our way of life isn't like the shit hole you came from . SO FUCK OFF back to your fucked up country and stop being a fucking SOOK .
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I Hate the double agent imposter fabian socialist PM GULIA GILLARD and her communist green NWO gay agenda21 satanic friends.

and worst of all every fucknuckle that voted, and even thought of voting for her. (it)
stupid australians !sheep
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No one voted for her you fucknuckle (to use your word).
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1.Aussies dont know how to have a good time without getting blind drunk, and starting trouble.

2. Everything closes very early.

3. You cant look at someone without them saying "what are you looking at bro"

4. The majority are trailer trash.

5. Most women dress like whores, and act the part.

6. Lots of sheeple, who dont have a clue of whats happening in the world.

7. To many american wannabes with fake american accents.

Other than that I love Australia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27440577


What about Aussies preoccupation with gambling. Especially pokies. And the binge drinking. I hate that part of the culture.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


that's right cuz you're so fucking perfect.

facepalm.
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we hate you to.. straaaaaaya cuuuuuuuuuuunt.!!
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I got no probs with Aussies but they can drink like fishes, way way more than Americans. They can drink a six pack and not get drunk like Americans after 3 beers.
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Try a slab not a six pack , 24 cans . heaps of us can do it!!!!
Aunty Flo

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What about Aussies preoccupation with gambling. Especially pokies. And the binge drinking. I hate that part of the culture.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


that's right cuz you're so fucking perfect.

facepalm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28828014


Calm down Normy. Don't get ya knickers in a twist, I grew up in the above type of culture, and I can't stand it.

But you're right, I am fucking perfect.
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What about Aussies preoccupation with gambling. Especially pokies. And the binge drinking. I hate that part of the culture.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


that's right cuz you're so fucking perfect.

facepalm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28828014


Calm down Normy. Don't get ya knickers in a twist, I grew up in the above type of culture, and I can't stand it.

But you're right, I am fucking perfect.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


a perfectly formed turd.

and another thing slappa, if you don't like it..GTFO and go live in the perfect culture you think you belong.
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List reasons why you hate Australia
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Because our Cricketers suck.
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And they suck again today
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12/01/2012 03:42 AM
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List reasons why you hate Australia
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Because our Cricketers suck.
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And they suck again today
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28639198


Yeah , why is Watson opening the bowling , just a training session , 128 kph , a Shane Warne fast ball.
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What about Aussies preoccupation with gambling. Especially pokies. And the binge drinking. I hate that part of the culture.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


that's right cuz you're so fucking perfect.

facepalm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28828014


Calm down Normy. Don't get ya knickers in a twist, I grew up in the above type of culture, and I can't stand it.

But you're right, I am fucking perfect.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


a perfectly formed turd.

and another thing slappa, if you don't like it..GTFO and go live in the perfect culture you think you belong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28828014


Typical Bogan reply. I bet your sitting around, in your wife beater, sucking on a can of generic bourbon and cola. And I bet you, or your slappa, have a tattoo of the Southern Cross.

Yeah, you aren't my type.
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Re: The I hate Australia thread
You Australians give me some of the best laughs!

Honestly you Aussies are a different breed!

One minute you are telling me to go fuck myself... the next you are telling me a joke, sharing a laugh...

Its like the cousin you have fist fights with one minute... Then you are hanging out and watch movies together the next!

lol


God bless you Kangaroo molesting bastards :)

I Love you ALL !!!

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