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The I hate Australia thread

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2012 03:50 AM
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that's right cuz you're so fucking perfect.

facepalm.
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Calm down Normy. Don't get ya knickers in a twist, I grew up in the above type of culture, and I can't stand it.

But you're right, I am fucking perfect.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


a perfectly formed turd.

and another thing slappa, if you don't like it..GTFO and go live in the perfect culture you think you belong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28828014


Typical Bogan reply. I bet your sitting around, in your wife beater, sucking on a can of generic bourbon and cola. And I bet you, or your slappa, have a tattoo of the Southern Cross.

Yeah, you aren't my type.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


i'm not inbred enough for you.LOL

STFU you premiscuous slag, no-one cares about your sexual prefrences here.
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12/01/2012 03:52 AM
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You Australians give me some of the best laughs!

Honestly you Aussies are a different breed!

One minute you are telling me to go fuck myself... the next you are telling me a joke, sharing a laugh...

Its like the cousin you have fist fights with one minute... Then you are hanging out and watch movies together the next!

lol


God bless you Kangaroo molesting bastards :)

I Love you ALL !!!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


get fucked cunt cheers
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12/01/2012 03:52 AM

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Too many kangaroos.

Too much shrimp on too many barbies.

Dingos everywhere.

Big red mountain things. Ugly.

And reefs. I hate reefs.

Too many descendants of too many exiled convicts.

And too many aborigines.

There! Did I leave anything out? horn
Aunty Flo

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12/01/2012 03:56 AM

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Calm down Normy. Don't get ya knickers in a twist, I grew up in the above type of culture, and I can't stand it.

But you're right, I am fucking perfect.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


a perfectly formed turd.

and another thing slappa, if you don't like it..GTFO and go live in the perfect culture you think you belong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28828014


Typical Bogan reply. I bet your sitting around, in your wife beater, sucking on a can of generic bourbon and cola. And I bet you, or your slappa, have a tattoo of the Southern Cross.

Yeah, you aren't my type.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


i'm not inbred enough for you.LOL

STFU you premiscuous slag, no-one cares about your sexual prefrences here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28828014


Not so much not inbred enough, more about me being selective about the DNA of the person I hook up with. And since you're obviously missing a few strands....

Only tards care what other people CARE about.

Last Edited by Aunty Flo on 12/01/2012 03:56 AM
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12/01/2012 03:57 AM
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12/01/2012 04:01 AM
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You Australians give me some of the best laughs!

Honestly you Aussies are a different breed!

One minute you are telling me to go fuck myself... the next you are telling me a joke, sharing a laugh...

Its like the cousin you have fist fights with one minute... Then you are hanging out and watch movies together the next!

lol


God bless you Kangaroo molesting bastards :)

I Love you ALL !!!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Hey Bela Lugosi , 90% of motorists are caused by accident .
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12/01/2012 04:14 AM
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Oh also , forgot to say, go fuck yourself . Here in oz we are here for a good time ,not a long time . So we like to party and get pissed , helps a person to forget about the brainwashed stupid religious people . Hell , I'm living in it [ life ] and I'm going to it , which is good , as I hear that bars are open 24/7 and sex is free.
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12/01/2012 04:18 AM
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All Australian haters here have no idea. I am a middle aged woman of Aboriginal, Irish, Indian and convict background. I look 100% white but a lot of my relatives are dark skinned. Not since I was a small child has my family been racially vilified. My teenaged children have grown up and gone to school with a huge diversity of other cultures and religions and kids are just kids. They play with each other and find the commonalities asnd not the differences. I am by no means well off and we have to work hard to make ends meet but we are happy. I think it is a great place to live and judging by the next generation kids I see, it will only get better.
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12/01/2012 04:21 AM
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Too many kangaroos.

Too much shrimp on too many barbies.

Dingos everywhere.

Big red mountain things. Ugly.

And reefs. I hate reefs.

Too many descendants of too many exiled convicts.

And too many aborigines.

There! Did I leave anything out? horn
 Quoting: KonspiracyKitty


Yeah you forgot to say that you actually know JACK SHIT about our country and your stupidity shows .
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12/01/2012 04:28 AM
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I am really worried where australia is going.

It started with a mandate to wear seat belts helmets on bikes, they also around the same time disarmed the private citizen.

Now if your grass grows too high or you cut down a tree you will get fined, on your own property.

We pay a tax on the carbon we breath to a foriegn country and are forced with a no fly ban when we refuse tyranny at the air ports.

Our Priministers read identical scripts as other leader typed up by some one before we march to war.

We are force medicated through the drinking supply and double taxed through inflation.

Politicians pass unconstitutional laws while the high court is asleep.

Our babies are injected with heavy metals due to the fact that they are using a socialized "free" injection that has no free market competition to keep its quality in check.

Our currency is a ponzi scheme that reqires credit growth otherwise debt sensitive asset prices will collapse. Those debt sensitive assets represesent the nest egg of an entire generation.

I think that sums up australia
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12/01/2012 04:46 AM

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I am really worried where australia is going.

It started with a mandate to wear seat belts helmets on bikes, they also around the same time disarmed the private citizen.

Now if your grass grows too high or you cut down a tree you will get fined, on your own property.

We pay a tax on the carbon we breath to a foriegn country and are forced with a no fly ban when we refuse tyranny at the air ports.

Our Priministers read identical scripts as other leader typed up by some one before we march to war.

We are force medicated through the drinking supply and double taxed through inflation.

Politicians pass unconstitutional laws while the high court is asleep.

Our babies are injected with heavy metals due to the fact that they are using a socialized "free" injection that has no free market competition to keep its quality in check.

Our currency is a ponzi scheme that reqires credit growth otherwise debt sensitive asset prices will collapse. Those debt sensitive assets represesent the nest egg of an entire generation.

I think that sums up australia
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16672268


It's become a nanny state. Our food and environment is toxic, but that is fair play to the government who is looking to reduce the aging population. Particularly since people don't tend to sicken and die from these toxins and carcigens until the time they are less productive and more burdensome to the 'economy'(ie, over 50).
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12/01/2012 05:14 AM
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You people are all wired idiots! I'm out of here.
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12/01/2012 05:41 AM
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You people are all wired idiots! I'm out of here.
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back to India ? so soon ?byekitty
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12/01/2012 05:44 AM
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being far ahead timewise from the USA , aussies are great , great crash test dummies for doom that is ,
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12/01/2012 05:47 AM
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List reasons why you hate Australia
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Where do you yanks find these Australian proxys?
#Geomagnetic_Storm#
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12/01/2012 05:50 AM

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They have too many Geece there.
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12/01/2012 05:52 AM
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1.Aussies dont know how to have a good time without getting blind drunk, and starting trouble.

2. Everything closes very early.

3. You cant look at someone without them saying "what are you looking at bro"

4. The majority are trailer trash.

5. Most women dress like whores, and act the part.

6. Lots of sheeple, who dont have a clue of whats happening in the world.

7. To many american wannabes with fake american accents.

Other than that I love Australia.
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Hi Brief!
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12/01/2012 06:24 AM
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wtf is australia?
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cruise
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We just need Moose and Bears...please forward by return mail.

5a
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12/01/2012 06:47 AM
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How can you hate Australians? They're basically like Americans, but interesting and with an edge.
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and Austrians are just Germans who never repented of their Naziism.
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12/01/2012 06:49 AM
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Australians are truly DUMB

They continuously spout dribble that;
-The lucky country
-We are different
-We have mining a mining boom
-Blah Blah Blah

Then then every fat child of a bogan goes out and borrows 6 to 10 times there income to buy real estate... Miner or not...

Now that we are closing on the Seventh year anniversary of the 2006 housing peak their 'housing doubles every 7 years' diarrhea is looking shaky. At work people have that deer in the head light look.

Every mortgage holder says well i hope that 2012 thing is true... cause no more mortgage!

besides from that most Aussies are extremely intelligent
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12/01/2012 06:50 AM
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All of the Australians I've met are super douchy.
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12/01/2012 06:58 AM
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Australians are truly DUMB

They continuously spout dribble that;
-The lucky country
-We are different
-We have mining a mining boom
-Blah Blah Blah

Then then every fat child of a bogan goes out and borrows 6 to 10 times there income to buy real estate... Miner or not...

Now that we are closing on the Seventh year anniversary of the 2006 housing peak their 'housing doubles every 7 years' diarrhea is looking shaky. At work people have that deer in the head light look.

Every mortgage holder says well i hope that 2012 thing is true... cause no more mortgage!

besides from that most Aussies are extremely intelligent
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28833090



You sir are a murkin.

dribble indeed

The word is drivelmy sad "moranic" friend.

Go away and lose some fat off that "ass" of yours.

LOL
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12/01/2012 07:13 AM
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I Hate the double agent imposter fabian socialist PM GULIA GILLARD and her communist green NWO gay agenda21 satanic friends.

and worst of all every fucknuckle that voted, and even thought of voting for her. (it)
stupid australians !sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 955205


No one voted for her you fucknuckle (to use your word).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28152977

Then explain even with the help of voter fraud, how she got elected in 2010 ya fukin knob
people still voted for the idiot ya retard dimwit !pick

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