The I hate Australia thread

Can we end this bullshit gun waffle once and for all please?

[link to www.yellowpages.com.au]

Aussies got no guns nernerner. So I guess all these stores are selling plastic replicas then huh?

Australia is full of

Flouride in the water
skin cancer
beurocracy
very expensive rent, food, utilities
Australians in general are very intolerant and xenophobic...Australia had a white Auustralia policy only where only whites were alloed to move in...the typical

Australian female is loud,VERY RACIST, obnoxious, in short shorts, on drugs, works a low skilled job and has tats, dyed blond hair and fake blue eyes and only cares about texting and going to the hair salon.

Australian men are even worse.

Australia is full of hair and beuty salons and skin cancer clinics and mcdonalds resturants..

if you are a forigener, get ready to be exploited..

However it's still better than the UK and New Zealand but out of the English speaking countries Canada is the best

(Have lived in all those countries)

Australia is for Australians dickhead. FOREIGNERS are not entitled to move here because they are from some "minority". Go fuck yourself and make up some rules somewhere else... perhaps the warzone you fled from.

you..... are an idiot.....

The problem with Australia is the Australians....

And those little pigmy dudes....

Meh. Nuke it.


Edit: actually...being the birthplace of such bands as AC/DC and Men at Work they should be spared, for now.


But we're watching you assholes.

First of all I love Australia. it is the lucky country.
But I hate racist Ausies especialy the surfing type with fucking southercross tats on the necks. I cant fucking wait for the pole reversal i pray for it everyday so that those dumb fcks can look like even bigger dickheads (PS i am a surfer myslef and I do have tats).
The I hate the white racist dumb fuck country boy who thinks he is not a man if he dont drive ute fuck sheelas at B&Bs after drinking 150 stubbies.
I dont like bibber want to bes or american copy cats who think they have grown up in the fucking bronks. But preety much everthing else is good.
oh yeah and I fucking hate gangs of any kinds. especially fucking bikie poofters (i ride a bike too and that dont make me tought)

1.Aussies dont know how to have a good time without getting blind drunk, and starting trouble.

2. Everything closes very early.

3. You cant look at someone without them saying "what are you looking at bro"

4. The majority are trailer trash.

5. Most women dress like whores, and act the part.

6. Lots of sheeple, who dont have a clue of whats happening in the world.

7. To many american wannabes with fake american accents.

Other than that I love Australia.

What about Aussies preoccupation with gambling. Especially pokies. And the binge drinking. I hate that part of the culture.

that's right cuz you're so fucking perfect.

facepalm.

List reasons why you hate Australia

Because our Cricketers suck.

Calm down Normy. Don't get ya knickers in a twist, I grew up in the above type of culture, and I can't stand it.

But you're right, I am fucking perfect.