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anti-agenda21 (OP)

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good luck, OP!

hope you don´t try to talk to or date a woman who is like me.
because I don´t notice when someone tries to make contact with me.
I realize it some days later.
stupid me.

some days ago in the home depot the guy i talked to about some cutouts in the woodplate i wanted - "hey, do i know you from somewhere?" - eh no - ... some minutes later "but i remember your name from somewhere!" - eh no - .."hey, you know what, i give you one of the cutouts for free" - well, thank you.

yesterday, out with a friend at the bar. guy asks for lighter. give him mine. realize 1min later, his friend standing next to him (and just about 5feet away from us) has a lighter himself.

I can go on and on. so please, don´t give up if the ladies don´t react as you expect or don´t react at all - maybe they are just as ignorant as i am those days.
 Quoting: phoenixe


lol

ok will do.

try and try again.
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good luck, OP!

hope you don´t try to talk to or date a woman who is like me.
because I don´t notice when someone tries to make contact with me.
I realize it some days later.
stupid me.

some days ago in the home depot the guy i talked to about some cutouts in the woodplate i wanted - "hey, do i know you from somewhere?" - eh no - ... some minutes later "but i remember your name from somewhere!" - eh no - .."hey, you know what, i give you one of the cutouts for free" - well, thank you.

yesterday, out with a friend at the bar. guy asks for lighter. give him mine. realize 1min later, his friend standing next to him (and just about 5feet away from us) has a lighter himself.

I can go on and on. so please, don´t give up if the ladies don´t react as you expect or don´t react at all - maybe they are just as ignorant as i am those days.
 Quoting: phoenixe


Seriously?

I was ranting to a lady friend, and, basically, I said I might as well go up to them and say something like, Can I lick you until you cum all over my face?... and she actually thought this approach WOULD probably garner me more interest than what happened in your examples.

I'm just saying... we get really really desperate when our low key lines (Do you have a light?) fall on uncomprehending ears.

Can I lick your pussy?

Why is that any worse than anything else? At least you won't get caught in the dreaded FRIEND ZONE!! (garlic & crucifixes) Even if she rejects you, maybe her friend will appreciate your audacity?




With where women are these days,...

nevermind, i was just going to go on ranting...

bummed
anti-agenda21 (OP)

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as you can see in the pic of me

i was given horse teeth by my creator. lol


IMAGE ( [link to i1209.photobucket.com] )

 Quoting: anti-agenda21


your teeth are just fine. if you feel the least bit insecure about them, see a dentist. They can do all sort of 'cosmetic bonding' or dental veneers to fix stains or color. A great smile shows the world how you feel inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


as a child my teeth were terrible, became very very self concious of it, braces the headgear hole bit.

it fix them as far as bringing them together, still have a minor overbite, but thats only because i made the orthadontist take my braces off 1 year early, my mother said no but i was very rebelious and she ended up letting them do it.

young naive and stupid...lol

if i only had some patience i, more than likely, would have gained the extreme confidence in flashing a smile at every woman that past me.....lol


a trip to the dentist is warranted though yes, been a while, so expensive though those pricks..

i usually just use that money for my son to go only.
im 40 soon so......neglect has been an issue yes.
anti-agenda21 (OP)

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as you can see in the pic of me

i was given horse teeth by my creator. lol


IMAGE ( [link to i1209.photobucket.com] )

 Quoting: anti-agenda21


mm... you suffer from 'Looks Like a Serial Rapist'...

Put that pic up of Plen-o-Fsh and see what happens. I was on POF, looking, and saw a cute girl, pulled up her profile, and, there at the bottom, we pics of her 'friends'. Wow, what a gallery of obviously looking pervs. Seriously.

If you are a really nice guy, you are going to have to realize that 'media matters', and you should really that it's not what YOU LOOK LIKE, but, what THEY'RE SEEING. Perhaps get a sympathetic woman to coach a really flattering pic (hey, I'm not raggin on ya.... do YOU see it, or not???)

With that pic, they will see 'pron addict', or worse. You're an 'average' looking guy, which, in this world, only makes you invisible.


sorry if i'm being a idiot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


all advice is being taken in


a serial rapist though i am not...lol

of all the things this world needs to do without rape is one of them 100%

do i really look like an evil rapist ?
wow...lol interesting
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ok so im really looking for a females point of view here, an opinion really.


having been out of a long term relationship now for about 2 plus years, i am ready to start looking for another relantionship.

problem is is been well over 14 years since i have tried picking up the ladies.

i am totally lost as to where i should begin.

walking up to a total stranger in todays society is almost impossible without being called a creep or something of the like.


so ladies out there, if a stranger came up to you and asked you something, what exactly is it that you'd like to hear.
what exactly is it that would give me the upper hand....lol

i think of myself as being an average looking guy.
by no means am i a frankenstien. i don't think ...lol


any tips ladies ?
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


I like meeting people through hobbies (skiing, archery class, etc). Just last week a guy asked me out in the grocery store after he told me how beautiful my eyes were. I was creeped out even though he was nice about it, I felt he was too pushy, and I declined.

I love guys that ski.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Sounds to me like you were looking for an excuse to say no, otherwise you would have been relieved to have a chance at a date pop up like that.

He didn't look / smell good enough.

OP I wouldn't take this as advice to spend time on ski slopes.
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a hobby , go out amongst the people.

hmmm is that all i have to do.....lol



what would knock your pantyhose off, that's what im looking for.

i am very confident in speaking with the ladies, just not sure what is the best ice breaker....

im sure you ladies have ideas on how you wish a man would court you....
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


you need to understand something... YOU don't find a woman, SHE finds you. Sure women love attention and we will allow you to court and fuss over us, but we already know what we want subconsciously in a man, so you are only wasting your time looking for 'ideas'.

Every man I've ever fallen head over heels for, I noticed him first and then made my game plan to get him into my life.

Trust me, no woman wants a desperate loser type of guy who trolls GLP for dating ideas.

basic criteria:
- honesty
- trustworthy
- a good job and steady cash flow (yes we ladies cost $ at times)
- a sense of humor
- street smarts and educated
- good looks (will be different for everyone)
- smell good, have good hygiene and healthy teeth
- be good in bed
- no pron addictions... they are relationship killers over time


BTW, most of us can sense a psycho/schizo/nut job types so don't waste your time if you are creepy - just keep to yourself and stay in your basement(s). Most girls don't like creepy guys that play video games all day, post on forums role playing and acting retarded, like scary clowns or really bad horror movies. Its a big turn off.

good luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Just curious what you think the woman 'has' to bring to the table, lol!! If those are ONLY the 'basic criteria' (requirements), lol, WHAT are the percs? If that's the basic, what comes next???

I take it that you have found 'him'?


Perhaps a lot of things on the internet would be self-answered if EVERYONE had to put up a real pic, with real age, and so on?? I'm constantly wondering if everyone on here is either 13 or 62, haha!!!


OP could be in for quite the eye opening experience?


Depressing Thread...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


Here's my deal. What I bring to the table is just as much for me as it is for him. For one thing, I love him unconditionally and I am loyal. I stand by him in good times and in tough times. I do this just as much for me as I do for him. I have to be true to myself to exist in this world of deceit and lies. I know that no matter what, if I always try to do the right thing, I cannot fail myself, nor will I fail him. I also understand that I cannot control anyone, let alone him. He is free to do whatever he wants and he knows that I would never hold him back from anything. So we allow each other to grow and to be who we are meant to be. I would never want to lose him, but if I ever did, I would have no guilt that it was over something I did, like betrayal or something you cannot take back. I would have no disappointment in myself that I didn't try harder and most importantly, no regrets. When we've come across hard times we deal with it. Luckily, we have more good times than bad. I honor him by respecting him and always encouraging him to be who he is meant to be. Growing and change process can be difficult for anyone and it can be painful at times, but because we both understand this process, we have had great success in staying unified and together and in helping each other.

we both fall at times. we both help each other up.

I trust him. And I trust him more now than ever because of his willingness to come to me when he has fucked up. He could have chosen to not tell me certain things, but he had the character and the balls to be the man he is and confide in me when he did something wrong. I too have done the same, and in this process you are less likely to fuck the other person over again if you know you have personal accountability for your actions. Some people call it integrity. Its just simple honesty and being human enough to admit when you've been wrong. Its what ultimately bonds you together, because no relationship is perfect, we all make mistakes, but its how we live and treat each other going forward that counts.

So yeah, I bring quite a bit to the table, and if anything should ever happen to me, or I pass on before him from a disease, I have no doubt that some woman out there will be blessed to meet him and be with him, if she so chooses... at least that is my hope, that someone would care for and honor him the way I did until the end of days. That's what love does to you, you just want the absolute best for the person you love, even after you are long gone.
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'Ladies' is an address teenage males use when referring to women. Perhaps it reflects respect for their mothers.

Adult men call females "women"
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as you can see in the pic of me

i was given horse teeth by my creator. lol


IMAGE ( [link to i1209.photobucket.com] )

 Quoting: anti-agenda21


your teeth are just fine. if you feel the least bit insecure about them, see a dentist. They can do all sort of 'cosmetic bonding' or dental veneers to fix stains or color. A great smile shows the world how you feel inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


as a child my teeth were terrible, became very very self concious of it, braces the headgear hole bit.

it fix them as far as bringing them together, still have a minor overbite, but thats only because i made the orthadontist take my braces off 1 year early, my mother said no but i was very rebelious and she ended up letting them do it.

young naive and stupid...lol

if i only had some patience i, more than likely, would have gained the extreme confidence in flashing a smile at every woman that past me.....lol


a trip to the dentist is warranted though yes, been a while, so expensive though those pricks..

i usually just use that money for my son to go only.
im 40 soon so......neglect has been an issue yes.
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


Don't worry about the looks, much easier to fix the smell which really matters more to females anyway.

Pheromones were recommended in a recent thread.
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ok so im really looking for a females point of view here, an opinion really.


having been out of a long term relationship now for about 2 plus years, i am ready to start looking for another relantionship.

problem is is been well over 14 years since i have tried picking up the ladies.

i am totally lost as to where i should begin.

walking up to a total stranger in todays society is almost impossible without being called a creep or something of the like.


so ladies out there, if a stranger came up to you and asked you something, what exactly is it that you'd like to hear.
what exactly is it that would give me the upper hand....lol

i think of myself as being an average looking guy.
by no means am i a frankenstien. i don't think ...lol


any tips ladies ?
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


I like meeting people through hobbies (skiing, archery class, etc). Just last week a guy asked me out in the grocery store after he told me how beautiful my eyes were. I was creeped out even though he was nice about it, I felt he was too pushy, and I declined.

I love guys that ski.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Sounds to me like you were looking for an excuse to say no, otherwise you would have been relieved to have a chance at a date pop up like that.

He didn't look / smell good enough.

OP I wouldn't take this as advice to spend time on ski slopes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27304459


you missed the point entirely...

If you are engaging in activities that you like, it is a win-win situation, because, for one thing, you are doing a hobby you enjoy, like skiing, and if you happen to meet someone doing that hobby, then you already share a love/passion for that same thing.

some of you people are seriously questionable and it is no wonder you are single.

hobbies/activities you like = meeting people that share the same passions/likes = potential relationships.

its not rocket science.
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a hobby , go out amongst the people.

hmmm is that all i have to do.....lol



what would knock your pantyhose off, that's what im looking for.

i am very confident in speaking with the ladies, just not sure what is the best ice breaker....

im sure you ladies have ideas on how you wish a man would court you....
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


you need to understand something... YOU don't find a woman, SHE finds you. Sure women love attention and we will allow you to court and fuss over us, but we already know what we want subconsciously in a man, so you are only wasting your time looking for 'ideas'.

Every man I've ever fallen head over heels for, I noticed him first and then made my game plan to get him into my life.

Trust me, no woman wants a desperate loser type of guy who trolls GLP for dating ideas.

basic criteria:
- honesty
- trustworthy
- a good job and steady cash flow (yes we ladies cost $ at times)
- a sense of humor
- street smarts and educated
- good looks (will be different for everyone)
- smell good, have good hygiene and healthy teeth
- be good in bed
- no pron addictions... they are relationship killers over time


BTW, most of us can sense a psycho/schizo/nut job types so don't waste your time if you are creepy - just keep to yourself and stay in your basement(s). Most girls don't like creepy guys that play video games all day, post on forums role playing and acting retarded, like scary clowns or really bad horror movies. Its a big turn off.

good luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Just curious what you think the woman 'has' to bring to the table, lol!! If those are ONLY the 'basic criteria' (requirements), lol, WHAT are the percs? If that's the basic, what comes next???

I take it that you have found 'him'?


Perhaps a lot of things on the internet would be self-answered if EVERYONE had to put up a real pic, with real age, and so on?? I'm constantly wondering if everyone on here is either 13 or 62, haha!!!


OP could be in for quite the eye opening experience?


Depressing Thread...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


No, the "basic criteria" list is bullshit. Females decide in the first few minutes, or seconds, if they're interested in fucking you. They feel one way, or the other.

All that list is full of excuses for whatever decision they (females) have already made. They probably don't just give incorrect information to you, they seem to lie to themselves too.

Hence, since it's not intentionally untrue, but unintentionally so, I don't say they lie to you.
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ok so im really looking for a females point of view here, an opinion really.


having been out of a long term relationship now for about 2 plus years, i am ready to start looking for another relantionship.

problem is is been well over 14 years since i have tried picking up the ladies.

i am totally lost as to where i should begin.

walking up to a total stranger in todays society is almost impossible without being called a creep or something of the like.


so ladies out there, if a stranger came up to you and asked you something, what exactly is it that you'd like to hear.
what exactly is it that would give me the upper hand....lol

i think of myself as being an average looking guy.
by no means am i a frankenstien. i don't think ...lol


any tips ladies ?
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


I like meeting people through hobbies (skiing, archery class, etc). Just last week a guy asked me out in the grocery store after he told me how beautiful my eyes were. I was creeped out even though he was nice about it, I felt he was too pushy, and I declined.

I love guys that ski.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Sounds to me like you were looking for an excuse to say no, otherwise you would have been relieved to have a chance at a date pop up like that.

He didn't look / smell good enough.

OP I wouldn't take this as advice to spend time on ski slopes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27304459


you missed the point entirely...

If you are engaging in activities that you like, it is a win-win situation, because, for one thing, you are doing a hobby you enjoy, like skiing, and if you happen to meet someone doing that hobby, then you already share a love/passion for that same thing.

some of you people are seriously questionable and it is no wonder you are single.

hobbies/activities you like = meeting people that share the same passions/likes = potential relationships.

its not rocket science.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


I've been married 15 years, still going strong, if I'm questionable I'm nevertheless successful. Actually I don't care if you think I am questionable.

As for the advice to spend time on a hobby you enjoy, as long as it happens to be outdoorsy or whatever skiing is that appeals, OP probably is satisfied with his current hobbies and is looking for something that works for the specific purpose, not to do a personality change.
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as you can see in the pic of me

i was given horse teeth by my creator. lol


IMAGE ( [link to i1209.photobucket.com] )

 Quoting: anti-agenda21


mm... you suffer from 'Looks Like a Serial Rapist'...

Put that pic up of Plen-o-Fsh and see what happens. I was on POF, looking, and saw a cute girl, pulled up her profile, and, there at the bottom, we pics of her 'friends'. Wow, what a gallery of obviously looking pervs. Seriously.

If you are a really nice guy, you are going to have to realize that 'media matters', and you should really that it's not what YOU LOOK LIKE, but, what THEY'RE SEEING. Perhaps get a sympathetic woman to coach a really flattering pic (hey, I'm not raggin on ya.... do YOU see it, or not???)

With that pic, they will see 'pron addict', or worse. You're an 'average' looking guy, which, in this world, only makes you invisible.


sorry if i'm being a idiot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


all advice is being taken in


a serial rapist though i am not...lol

of all the things this world needs to do without rape is one of them 100%

do i really look like an evil rapist ?
wow...lol interesting
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OP, your picture looks fine. And your teeth look fine. Like I said, just make sure from this day forward to always brush (especially after smoking, lol) and to do the best you can to take care of you. Remember, when you look like you got your sh*t togther, the world (and women) will also thing that.

My idea of the perfect looking man (aside from my hubby) is Mark Ruffalo. I don't know what it is about him, but he has a sexy quietness and his looks are almost messy in some ways. He exudes a warm and friendly demeanor. Of course I do not know him personally, but he just carries himself in a way that he seems very down to earth.

Most women like men that are a little unshaven at times, we like it when men have little flaws and imperfections.

You have no need to feel insecure. Be genuine and kind, that is what counts.
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as you can see in the pic of me

i was given horse teeth by my creator. lol


IMAGE ( [link to i1209.photobucket.com] )

 Quoting: anti-agenda21


mm... you suffer from 'Looks Like a Serial Rapist'...

Put that pic up of Plen-o-Fsh and see what happens. I was on POF, looking, and saw a cute girl, pulled up her profile, and, there at the bottom, we pics of her 'friends'. Wow, what a gallery of obviously looking pervs. Seriously.

If you are a really nice guy, you are going to have to realize that 'media matters', and you should really that it's not what YOU LOOK LIKE, but, what THEY'RE SEEING. Perhaps get a sympathetic woman to coach a really flattering pic (hey, I'm not raggin on ya.... do YOU see it, or not???)

With that pic, they will see 'pron addict', or worse. You're an 'average' looking guy, which, in this world, only makes you invisible.


sorry if i'm being a idiot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


all advice is being taken in


a serial rapist though i am not...lol

of all the things this world needs to do without rape is one of them 100%

do i really look like an evil rapist ?
wow...lol interesting
 Quoting: anti-agenda21



OP, your picture looks fine. And your teeth look fine. Like I said, just make sure from this day forward to always brush (especially after smoking, lol) and to do the best you can to take care of you. Remember, when you look like you got your sh*t togther, the world (and women) will also thing that.

My idea of the perfect looking man (aside from my hubby) is Mark Ruffalo. I don't know what it is about him, but he has a sexy quietness and his looks are almost messy in some ways. He exudes a warm and friendly demeanor. Of course I do not know him personally, but he just carries himself in a way that he seems very down to earth.

Most women like men that are a little unshaven at times, we like it when men have little flaws and imperfections.

You have no need to feel insecure. Be genuine and kind, that is what counts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


I can agree with all that from my experience. Nice guys can be successful, it doesn't hurt. May also not help, but there's no need to pretend to be a badass (or anything else requiring so much effort or thought) when you're not.

hf
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I like meeting people through hobbies (skiing, archery class, etc). Just last week a guy asked me out in the grocery store after he told me how beautiful my eyes were. I was creeped out even though he was nice about it, I felt he was too pushy, and I declined.

I love guys that ski.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Sounds to me like you were looking for an excuse to say no, otherwise you would have been relieved to have a chance at a date pop up like that.

He didn't look / smell good enough.

OP I wouldn't take this as advice to spend time on ski slopes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27304459


you missed the point entirely...

If you are engaging in activities that you like, it is a win-win situation, because, for one thing, you are doing a hobby you enjoy, like skiing, and if you happen to meet someone doing that hobby, then you already share a love/passion for that same thing.

some of you people are seriously questionable and it is no wonder you are single.

hobbies/activities you like = meeting people that share the same passions/likes = potential relationships.

its not rocket science.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


I've been married 15 years, still going strong, if I'm questionable I'm nevertheless successful. Actually I don't care if you think I am questionable.

As for the advice to spend time on a hobby you enjoy, as long as it happens to be outdoorsy or whatever skiing is that appeals, OP probably is satisfied with his current hobbies and is looking for something that works for the specific purpose, not to do a personality change.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27304459


not sure what you are going on about, I was just giving OP advice and examples.

I did not say my way was the only way. But I've always had great success in meeting people throughout my life and never used online dating crap. Real people, doing real things.

If you don't like what I posted for OP, just skip by my posts, they were not intended for you anyway.
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good luck, OP!

hope you don´t try to talk to or date a woman who is like me.
because I don´t notice when someone tries to make contact with me.
I realize it some days later.
stupid me.

some days ago in the home depot the guy i talked to about some cutouts in the woodplate i wanted - "hey, do i know you from somewhere?" - eh no - ... some minutes later "but i remember your name from somewhere!" - eh no - .."hey, you know what, i give you one of the cutouts for free" - well, thank you.

yesterday, out with a friend at the bar. guy asks for lighter. give him mine. realize 1min later, his friend standing next to him (and just about 5feet away from us) has a lighter himself.

I can go on and on. so please, don´t give up if the ladies don´t react as you expect or don´t react at all - maybe they are just as ignorant as i am those days.
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Seriously?

I was ranting to a lady friend, and, basically, I said I might as well go up to them and say something like, Can I lick you until you cum all over my face?... and she actually thought this approach WOULD probably garner me more interest than what happened in your examples.

I'm just saying... we get really really desperate when our low key lines (Do you have a light?) fall on uncomprehending ears.

Can I lick your pussy?

Why is that any worse than anything else? At least you won't get caught in the dreaded FRIEND ZONE!! (garlic & crucifixes) Even if she rejects you, maybe her friend will appreciate your audacity?




With where women are these days,...

nevermind, i was just going to go on ranting...

bummed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


yes, seriously !

it is nothing i am proud of, i call myself stupid for letting another chance of maybe meeting mr right go by !
but it is as it is..
i am single for nearly 5 years now and i do not want to be. but maybe i lately realized why i am: because i do not notice when someone tries to make contact the nice way!

i remember being asked some years ago at a club " wanna fu**?" by a stranger - this was so direct and in-your-face, i had to smile and say no (was there with my former boyfriend) but appreciated that this guy asked straight away what he was looking for. he spared both of us much time with being direct. good move!

on the other hand, i met so many "nice" guys who made contact the nice way with all the talking and going out and so on, but in the end just were pickup artists just wanting me to become part of their harem.

maybe that´s why i am deaf&blind for anything/anyone now ...
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a hobby , go out amongst the people.

hmmm is that all i have to do.....lol



what would knock your pantyhose off, that's what im looking for.

i am very confident in speaking with the ladies, just not sure what is the best ice breaker....

im sure you ladies have ideas on how you wish a man would court you....
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


you need to understand something... YOU don't find a woman, SHE finds you. Sure women love attention and we will allow you to court and fuss over us, but we already know what we want subconsciously in a man, so you are only wasting your time looking for 'ideas'.

Every man I've ever fallen head over heels for, I noticed him first and then made my game plan to get him into my life.

Trust me, no woman wants a desperate loser type of guy who trolls GLP for dating ideas.

basic criteria:
- honesty
- trustworthy
- a good job and steady cash flow (yes we ladies cost $ at times)
- a sense of humor
- street smarts and educated
- good looks (will be different for everyone)
- smell good, have good hygiene and healthy teeth
- be good in bed
- no pron addictions... they are relationship killers over time


BTW, most of us can sense a psycho/schizo/nut job types so don't waste your time if you are creepy - just keep to yourself and stay in your basement(s). Most girls don't like creepy guys that play video games all day, post on forums role playing and acting retarded, like scary clowns or really bad horror movies. Its a big turn off.

good luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Just curious what you think the woman 'has' to bring to the table, lol!! If those are ONLY the 'basic criteria' (requirements), lol, WHAT are the percs? If that's the basic, what comes next???

I take it that you have found 'him'?


Perhaps a lot of things on the internet would be self-answered if EVERYONE had to put up a real pic, with real age, and so on?? I'm constantly wondering if everyone on here is either 13 or 62, haha!!!


OP could be in for quite the eye opening experience?


Depressing Thread...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


No, the "basic criteria" list is bullshit. Females decide in the first few minutes, or seconds, if they're interested in fucking you. They feel one way, or the other.

All that list is full of excuses for whatever decision they (females) have already made. They probably don't just give incorrect information to you, they seem to lie to themselves too.

Hence, since it's not intentionally untrue, but unintentionally so, I don't say they lie to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27304459

not going to argue with that. we know right away if the guy is getting into our bedrooms.... the list is just to weed out the troublemakers... some are worth the effort, some are not. it is what it is.
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..and to the OP, when you have a date coming up:

just be well groomed, shiny teeth, short nails, smell good and be a gentleman.
don´t try to be someone you are not, don´t overact, don´t try to impress (lend porsche or something stupid like this).

real women fall for a man who is truly interested in them and cares about them. not for some shiny fancy wannabe something, unless you want to attract gold diggers.
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I'm a woman and I need advise as well.

Ok so I meet a guy online, we chat then go out.
He seems really interested even emails when he got home after the date.

We made plans to go to lunch the next day but he cancles because it was his brothers bday.
SO we made plans for the next day ... today.

I get an email and he says I'm soory I am really busy I have to cancel.

I write back friendzone.
He says no
I say You're not into me
He says Oh yes I want to know you


WTF I haven't responded

I did like him and we had a lot in common .... shame
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15057455


today's world of email and social media make it very confusing to 'read' people.

Here's the deal, when someone really likes you, they can't be without you (especially in the beginning). Sorry, but face time is what counts. Texting, emailing, facebooking all keep people at arm's length so they can have their cake and eat it too. Not saying you have to be connected at the hip, but of all the times I've been in hot & heavy relationships, you find a way to see that person as much as you want, because it hurts too much not to see them. that's how you know.
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had this feeling once. so i know what you mean.
 Quoting: anti-agenda21



maybe you should be happy you got home in
one piece, he could have been a serial killer or
someother kind of weirdo.
I'm glad you're ok.

I don't think I could ever date someone online.
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I'm a woman and I need advise as well.

Ok so I meet a guy online, we chat then go out.
He seems really interested even emails when he got home after the date.

We made plans to go to lunch the next day but he cancles because it was his brothers bday.
SO we made plans for the next day ... today.

I get an email and he says I'm soory I am really busy I have to cancel.

I write back friendzone.
He says no
I say You're not into me
He says Oh yes I want to know you


WTF I haven't responded

I did like him and we had a lot in common .... shame
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15057455


today's world of email and social media make it very confusing to 'read' people.

Here's the deal, when someone really likes you, they can't be without you (especially in the beginning). Sorry, but face time is what counts. Texting, emailing, facebooking all keep people at arm's length so they can have their cake and eat it too. Not saying you have to be connected at the hip, but of all the times I've been in hot & heavy relationships, you find a way to see that person as much as you want, because it hurts too much not to see them. that's how you know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027



had this feeling once. so i know what you mean.
 Quoting: anti-agenda21



maybe you should be happy you got home in
one piece, he could have been a serial killer or
someother kind of weirdo.
I'm glad you're ok.

I don't think I could ever date someone online.
 Quoting: stella stevens


either this or he couldn´t just get some spare time from his wife.

if someone wants you, he wants to see you. and will make it happen (why not going for dinner instead of lunch? know what i mean?).

this man is not free- he already has a relationship and just wants some fun with you -or maybe you and some others.

maybe thats why he is "occupied", because on his list you are just number 3 or 5 or whatever. been there.
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today's world of email and social media make it very confusing to 'read' people.

Here's the deal, when someone really likes you, they can't be without you (especially in the beginning). Sorry, but face time is what counts. Texting, emailing, facebooking all keep people at arm's length so they can have their cake and eat it too. Not saying you have to be connected at the hip, but of all the times I've been in hot & heavy relationships, you find a way to see that person as much as you want, because it hurts too much not to see them. that's how you know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027



had this feeling once. so i know what you mean.
 Quoting: anti-agenda21



maybe you should be happy you got home in
one piece, he could have been a serial killer or
someother kind of weirdo.
I'm glad you're ok.

I don't think I could ever date someone online.
 Quoting: stella stevens


either this or he couldn´t just get some spare time from his wife.

if someone wants you, he wants to see you. and will make it happen (why not going for dinner instead of lunch? know what i mean?).

this man is not free- he already has a relationship and just wants some fun with you -or maybe you and some others.

maybe thats why he is "occupied", because on his list you are just number 3 or 5 or whatever. been there.
 Quoting: phoenixe



many people, both men and women, seek out relationships with multiple people at the same time until they find one that they like. In this day and age of online activities its hard to know how many people someone is pursuing. HEck facebook is online dating for married people... so many people on there that are already involved or married and are putting out the 'signals' that they are 'available'

I'd hate to be looking for love these days. Its sounds depressing from what most people write/complain about.
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as you can see in the pic of me

i was given horse teeth by my creator. lol


IMAGE ( [link to i1209.photobucket.com] )

 Quoting: anti-agenda21


mm... you suffer from 'Looks Like a Serial Rapist'...

Put that pic up of Plen-o-Fsh and see what happens. I was on POF, looking, and saw a cute girl, pulled up her profile, and, there at the bottom, we pics of her 'friends'. Wow, what a gallery of obviously looking pervs. Seriously.

If you are a really nice guy, you are going to have to realize that 'media matters', and you should really that it's not what YOU LOOK LIKE, but, what THEY'RE SEEING. Perhaps get a sympathetic woman to coach a really flattering pic (hey, I'm not raggin on ya.... do YOU see it, or not???)

With that pic, they will see 'pron addict', or worse. You're an 'average' looking guy, which, in this world, only makes you invisible.


sorry if i'm being a idiot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


all advice is being taken in


a serial rapist though i am not...lol

of all the things this world needs to do without rape is one of them 100%

do i really look like an evil rapist ?
wow...lol interesting
 Quoting: anti-agenda21



OP, your picture looks fine. And your teeth look fine. Like I said, just make sure from this day forward to always brush (especially after smoking, lol) and to do the best you can to take care of you. Remember, when you look like you got your sh*t togther, the world (and women) will also thing that.

My idea of the perfect looking man (aside from my hubby) is Mark Ruffalo. I don't know what it is about him, but he has a sexy quietness and his looks are almost messy in some ways. He exudes a warm and friendly demeanor. Of course I do not know him personally, but he just carries himself in a way that he seems very down to earth.

Most women like men that are a little unshaven at times, we like it when men have little flaws and imperfections.

You have no need to feel insecure. Be genuine and kind, that is what counts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027



lol really

well now i know why my ex always wanted me clean shaven.
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good luck, OP!

hope you don´t try to talk to or date a woman who is like me.
because I don´t notice when someone tries to make contact with me.
I realize it some days later.
stupid me.

some days ago in the home depot the guy i talked to about some cutouts in the woodplate i wanted - "hey, do i know you from somewhere?" - eh no - ... some minutes later "but i remember your name from somewhere!" - eh no - .."hey, you know what, i give you one of the cutouts for free" - well, thank you.

yesterday, out with a friend at the bar. guy asks for lighter. give him mine. realize 1min later, his friend standing next to him (and just about 5feet away from us) has a lighter himself.

I can go on and on. so please, don´t give up if the ladies don´t react as you expect or don´t react at all - maybe they are just as ignorant as i am those days.
 Quoting: phoenixe


Seriously?

I was ranting to a lady friend, and, basically, I said I might as well go up to them and say something like, Can I lick you until you cum all over my face?... and she actually thought this approach WOULD probably garner me more interest than what happened in your examples.

I'm just saying... we get really really desperate when our low key lines (Do you have a light?) fall on uncomprehending ears.

Can I lick your pussy?

Why is that any worse than anything else? At least you won't get caught in the dreaded FRIEND ZONE!! (garlic & crucifixes) Even if she rejects you, maybe her friend will appreciate your audacity?




With where women are these days,...

nevermind, i was just going to go on ranting...

bummed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


yes, seriously !

it is nothing i am proud of, i call myself stupid for letting another chance of maybe meeting mr right go by !
but it is as it is..
i am single for nearly 5 years now and i do not want to be. but maybe i lately realized why i am: because i do not notice when someone tries to make contact the nice way!

i remember being asked some years ago at a club " wanna fu**?" by a stranger - this was so direct and in-your-face, i had to smile and say no (was there with my former boyfriend) but appreciated that this guy asked straight away what he was looking for. he spared both of us much time with being direct. good move!

on the other hand, i met so many "nice" guys who made contact the nice way with all the talking and going out and so on, but in the end just were pickup artists just wanting me to become part of their harem.

maybe that´s why i am deaf&blind for anything/anyone now ...
 Quoting: phoenixe


good luck, OP!

hope you don´t try to talk to or date a woman who is like me.
because I don´t notice when someone tries to make contact with me.
I realize it some days later.
stupid me.

some days ago in the home depot the guy i talked to about some cutouts in the woodplate i wanted - "hey, do i know you from somewhere?" - eh no - ... some minutes later "but i remember your name from somewhere!" - eh no - .."hey, you know what, i give you one of the cutouts for free" - well, thank you.

yesterday, out with a friend at the bar. guy asks for lighter. give him mine. realize 1min later, his friend standing next to him (and just about 5feet away from us) has a lighter himself.

I can go on and on. so please, don´t give up if the ladies don´t react as you expect or don´t react at all - maybe they are just as ignorant as i am those days.
 Quoting: phoenixe


Seriously?

I was ranting to a lady friend, and, basically, I said I might as well go up to them and say something like, Can I lick you until you cum all over my face?... and she actually thought this approach WOULD probably garner me more interest than what happened in your examples.

I'm just saying... we get really really desperate when our low key lines (Do you have a light?) fall on uncomprehending ears.

Can I lick your pussy?

Why is that any worse than anything else? At least you won't get caught in the dreaded FRIEND ZONE!! (garlic & crucifixes) Even if she rejects you, maybe her friend will appreciate your audacity?




With where women are these days,...

nevermind, i was just going to go on ranting...

bummed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


yes, seriously !

it is nothing i am proud of, i call myself stupid for letting another chance of maybe meeting mr right go by !
but it is as it is..
i am single for nearly 5 years now and i do not want to be. but maybe i lately realized why i am: because i do not notice when someone tries to make contact the nice way!

i remember being asked some years ago at a club " wanna fu**?" by a stranger - this was so direct and in-your-face, i had to smile and say no (was there with my former boyfriend) but appreciated that this guy asked straight away what he was looking for. he spared both of us much time with being direct. good move!

on the other hand, i met so many "nice" guys who made contact the nice way with all the talking and going out and so on, but in the end just were pickup artists just wanting me to become part of their harem.

maybe that´s why i am deaf&blind for anything/anyone now ...
 Quoting: phoenixe


ever thought of moving to canada? lol
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you need to understand something... YOU don't find a woman, SHE finds you. Sure women love attention and we will allow you to court and fuss over us, but we already know what we want subconsciously in a man, so you are only wasting your time looking for 'ideas'.

Every man I've ever fallen head over heels for, I noticed him first and then made my game plan to get him into my life.

Trust me, no woman wants a desperate loser type of guy who trolls GLP for dating ideas.

basic criteria:
- honesty
- trustworthy
- a good job and steady cash flow (yes we ladies cost $ at times)
- a sense of humor
- street smarts and educated
- good looks (will be different for everyone)
- smell good, have good hygiene and healthy teeth
- be good in bed
- no pron addictions... they are relationship killers over time


BTW, most of us can sense a psycho/schizo/nut job types so don't waste your time if you are creepy - just keep to yourself and stay in your basement(s). Most girls don't like creepy guys that play video games all day, post on forums role playing and acting retarded, like scary clowns or really bad horror movies. Its a big turn off.

good luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Just curious what you think the woman 'has' to bring to the table, lol!! If those are ONLY the 'basic criteria' (requirements), lol, WHAT are the percs? If that's the basic, what comes next???

I take it that you have found 'him'?


Perhaps a lot of things on the internet would be self-answered if EVERYONE had to put up a real pic, with real age, and so on?? I'm constantly wondering if everyone on here is either 13 or 62, haha!!!


OP could be in for quite the eye opening experience?


Depressing Thread...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


No, the "basic criteria" list is bullshit. Females decide in the first few minutes, or seconds, if they're interested in fucking you. They feel one way, or the other.

All that list is full of excuses for whatever decision they (females) have already made. They probably don't just give incorrect information to you, they seem to lie to themselves too.

Hence, since it's not intentionally untrue, but unintentionally so, I don't say they lie to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27304459

not going to argue with that. we know right away if the guy is getting into our bedrooms.... the list is just to weed out the troublemakers... some are worth the effort, some are not. it is what it is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Hi, it's me again.

Since the real decision criteria are things that can be assessed "right away" on meeting someone, let me ask what they are.

I propose that it is: looks (including estimate of wealth, and height -- taller man desired though maybe not vastly taller) and smell.

If the guy says something in a nice relaxed way, that can be "sense of humor" or something, but that's all that could possibly be known right away, I'd think.
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ever thought of moving to canada? lol
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yes, but don´t have enough money or job over there ! so quite difficult in moving..
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a hobby , go out amongst the people.

hmmm is that all i have to do.....lol



what would knock your pantyhose off, that's what im looking for.

i am very confident in speaking with the ladies, just not sure what is the best ice breaker....

im sure you ladies have ideas on how you wish a man would court you....
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


you need to understand something... YOU don't find a woman, SHE finds you. Sure women love attention and we will allow you to court and fuss over us, but we already know what we want subconsciously in a man, so you are only wasting your time looking for 'ideas'.

Every man I've ever fallen head over heels for, I noticed him first and then made my game plan to get him into my life.

Trust me, no woman wants a desperate loser type of guy who trolls GLP for dating ideas.

basic criteria:
- honesty
- trustworthy
- a good job and steady cash flow (yes we ladies cost $ at times)
- a sense of humor
- street smarts and educated
- good looks (will be different for everyone)
- smell good, have good hygiene and healthy teeth
- be good in bed
- no pron addictions... they are relationship killers over time


BTW, most of us can sense a psycho/schizo/nut job types so don't waste your time if you are creepy - just keep to yourself and stay in your basement(s). Most girls don't like creepy guys that play video games all day, post on forums role playing and acting retarded, like scary clowns or really bad horror movies. Its a big turn off.

good luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5813027


Just curious as to what the women should be in all this? I see you have the man you are looking for all planned out.

Do you have a list of your qualifications handy?
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ever thought of moving to canada? lol
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yes, but don´t have enough money or job over there ! so quite difficult in moving..
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lol

maybe we can work things out ?

lol


finding work is quite easy.
cjag73@yahoo.ca
email me
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Ask questions OP? Lot's, feel out what she likes and go from there. When you find out you both have something in common and you're happy about it, things will probably take off from there. Worked on me as a women.
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ever thought of moving to canada? lol
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yes, but don´t have enough money or job over there ! so quite difficult in moving..
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lol

maybe we can work things out ?

lol


finding work is quite easy.
cjag73@yahoo.ca
email me
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


So cute! Online love connections.... Good luck, OP and Phoenixehf

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