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John Titor's Final Post? My Final Words of Advice

 
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11/11/2012 09:44 AM
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John Titor's Final Post? My Final Words of Advice
I have all the time in the world, but I really don't want to waste my time answering the same questions. So here is a summary of everything I think we should do in order to make the best of what is yet to come. It really doesn't matter if I'm just a troll or a real time traveler. It doesn't matter if I guessed the future, or deduced the future or just know the future. Here is some advice that is going to give you some peace of mind.

1.) Read about first aid and build your own first aid kit. Practice first aid techniques with your family and friends once a month.

2.) If you are a good citizen, I urge you to get your conceal carry weapon license and practice once a week at the firing range. Be sure to purchase safety locks for your triggers and keep your single shot weapons out of the reach of young children.

3.) Learn to grow hydroponic vegetables in a small box on your balcony or on your porch.

4.) Go camping once a month.

5.) Love your family and friends and give your life for the children. The children are the future. Don't call them bad kids, good kids or smart kids. Reward them for solving puzzles but don't spoil them. Every child, even a child that is not your child, is a precious treasure. Be a man. Be a woman. Make sure you are strong first and sacrifice yourself for them if you have to.

6.) Stop eating beef.

7.) Start making peace with each other and work together to find a way off this planet. There are too many things that could kill us off in one swoop. Armageddon. Nukes. Asteroids. Earthquakes. Floods. We're threatened all the time.

8.) Make all violent speech, even in religious places, illegal. It should be the same as shouting fire in a theater. We're going to have to fight a war about this.

9.) Legalize Marijuana in every U.S. state. It doesn't matter if you are for or against it. U.S. prisons are overcrowded and they'll be letting out violent criminals. You need to decide quickly. Let people out who have not committed violent crimes such as possession of Pot or prostitution. Let the states tax it and get the revenue. People are already smoking it in a collective defiance of the law anyway. If you can't enforce it, you should legalize it. In our future, most of us smoke Marijuana relationally and it cuts down on alcohol drinking which is the source of many crimes. I'm sure suicides would have been astronomical without Marijuana.

10.) Pay employees what they are worth. Ensure that the government gives everyone a job even if it is picking up cigarettes. Keep them all working. There should only be workfare. Only when everyone is working can the economy stay afloat. When the collapse happens, when you start your communities, always obey this rule. Keep everyone who can work -- at work.

11.) No matter what you do or how much you prepare, the world will collapse. Prepare your mind to accept this reality. Know that you'll have 10 years of anarchy and primitive life. 10 years later, you'll be living in the Wild West. And 10 years after that, recovery. 10 years after that you'll be traveling to the ends of our solar system. Accept this and know that we will survive and venture out there.

12.) If anybody murders and it has been proven without a doubt ensure the justice system hangs them publicly. Breivik sickens me. He killed 77 people mostly children of his own people -- and he's belly-akin' about his jail cell.

This is our future. I want to wish you a good night and good luck!

John Titor out.
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11/11/2012 09:51 AM
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This may be my final original post, but I may hang around to comment on other posts.
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11/11/2012 09:56 AM
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Thank you John.

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11/11/2012 09:57 AM

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2.) If you are a good citizen, I urge you to get your conceal carry weapon license and practice once a week at the firing range.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Having a conceal/carry license or any firearms
license puts you front in line for confiscation and arrest
when our rights are taken away. You will be in the database
and you will remit your weapon or die. The only way to safely have firearms is non-licensed and illegally.
That is a fact.
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11/11/2012 09:58 AM

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2.) If you are a good citizen, I urge you to get your conceal carry weapon license and practice once a week at the firing range.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Having a conceal/carry license or any firearms
license puts you front in line for confiscation and arrest
when our rights are taken away. You will be in the database
and you will remit your weapon or die.
The only way to safely have firearms is non-licensed and illegally.That is a fact.
Hide your weapons. Do not let the State know about them.
 Quoting: RDprofessor
q
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11/11/2012 11:23 AM
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2.) If you are a good citizen, I urge you to get your conceal carry weapon license and practice once a week at the firing range.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Having a conceal/carry license or any firearms
license puts you front in line for confiscation and arrest
when our rights are taken away. You will be in the database
and you will remit your weapon or die. The only way to safely have firearms is non-licensed and illegally.
That is a fact.
 Quoting: RDprofessor


Not necessarily. Here in West Virginia, the CCW permit is not linked to any specific firearm. In fact, you could get the permit and never buy or own a pistol.

Of course, if you buy one through a regular dealer, THEN there is a record, but not because of the permit. Just FYI.
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11/11/2012 11:25 AM

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What's wrong with eating beef? cowhayseedcow
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What's wrong with eating beef? cowhayseedcow
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It destroys your brain.

Look at the increase of neurological diseases over the last 50 years, Parkinson's, Alzheimer, etc...
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11/11/2012 05:26 PM
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Y u no stay? Is Alzheimers ever cured?
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11/11/2012 05:33 PM
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Re: John Titor's Final Post? My Final Words of Advice
I have all the time in the world, but I really don't want to waste my time answering the same questions. So here is a summary of everything I think we should do in order to make the best of what is yet to come. It really doesn't matter if I'm just a troll or a real time traveler. It doesn't matter if I guessed the future, or deduced the future or just know the future. Here is some advice that is going to give you some peace of mind.

1.) Read about first aid and build your own first aid kit. Practice first aid techniques with your family and friends once a month.

2.) If you are a good citizen, I urge you to get your conceal carry weapon license and practice once a week at the firing range. Be sure to purchase safety locks for your triggers and keep your single shot weapons out of the reach of young children.

3.) Learn to grow hydroponic vegetables in a small box on your balcony or on your porch.

4.) Go camping once a month.

5.) Love your family and friends and give your life for the children. The children are the future. Don't call them bad kids, good kids or smart kids. Reward them for solving puzzles but don't spoil them. Every child, even a child that is not your child, is a precious treasure. Be a man. Be a woman. Make sure you are strong first and sacrifice yourself for them if you have to.

6.) Stop eating beef.

7.) Start making peace with each other and work together to find a way off this planet. There are too many things that could kill us off in one swoop. Armageddon. Nukes. Asteroids. Earthquakes. Floods. We're threatened all the time.

8.) Make all violent speech, even in religious places, illegal. It should be the same as shouting fire in a theater. We're going to have to fight a war about this.

9.) Legalize Marijuana in every U.S. state. It doesn't matter if you are for or against it. U.S. prisons are overcrowded and they'll be letting out violent criminals. You need to decide quickly. Let people out who have not committed violent crimes such as possession of Pot or prostitution. Let the states tax it and get the revenue. People are already smoking it in a collective defiance of the law anyway. If you can't enforce it, you should legalize it. In our future, most of us smoke Marijuana relationally and it cuts down on alcohol drinking which is the source of many crimes. I'm sure suicides would have been astronomical without Marijuana.

10.) Pay employees what they are worth. Ensure that the government gives everyone a job even if it is picking up cigarettes. Keep them all working. There should only be workfare. Only when everyone is working can the economy stay afloat. When the collapse happens, when you start your communities, always obey this rule. Keep everyone who can work -- at work.

11.) No matter what you do or how much you prepare, the world will collapse. Prepare your mind to accept this reality. Know that you'll have 10 years of anarchy and primitive life. 10 years later, you'll be living in the Wild West. And 10 years after that, recovery. 10 years after that you'll be traveling to the ends of our solar system. Accept this and know that we will survive and venture out there.

12.) If anybody murders and it has been proven without a doubt ensure the justice system hangs them publicly. Breivik sickens me. He killed 77 people mostly children of his own people -- and he's belly-akin' about his jail cell.

This is our future. I want to wish you a good night and good luck!

John Titor out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033

government doesnt create jobs--- so your ignorant
speech should not be illegal--- free speech should rule

your a fake
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11/11/2012 05:35 PM
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2.) If you are a good citizen, I urge you to get your conceal carry weapon license and practice once a week at the firing range.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Having a conceal/carry license or any firearms
license puts you front in line for confiscation and arrest
when our rights are taken away. You will be in the database
and you will remit your weapon or die. The only way to safely have firearms is non-licensed and illegally.
That is a fact.
 Quoting: RDprofessor


And if ANYONE ever comes to your door
to take away your guns, you

GIVE THEM THE AMMO FIRST!
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11/11/2012 05:37 PM
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imposter

Fake

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11/11/2012 05:43 PM

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I agree with these sentiments ...
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
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11/11/2012 06:12 PM
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...


Tutors timeline = Romney wins. This timeline, Obama will win. What can you say of meaning if both timelines are different and you really don't know what's next in this hybrid timeline???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26629538


I know with 97% certainty what will happen in this "hybrid" time-lime.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27368863


Then what is it? It seems you may be trying keep up the charade as the predictions you've made have now all become irrelevant. If you want o regain your credibility, I highly suggest posting some relevant info about the VERY NEAR future, and do so soon so we can verify.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5470017


I can sleep at night knowing my predictions are irrelevant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


User Id 1518033, hmmm guess who that is... Thread: Titor's Surprise Answers Post 20121106

You're done titor.
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11/12/2012 03:58 AM
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bump
Let's hear it t
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When are you going to visit me?
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 05:18 PM
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Sounds bleak JT. I am counting on Gaia Sophia getting out of this inorganic solar system and sticking with her for the journey. We each have our own path. Peace
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11/12/2012 07:01 PM
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Hey John, I hope this isn't the last we hear from you. Your information has been very well received by many of us here.
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11/13/2012 10:42 AM
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I don't eat Beef beacuse my religous and Sikh Family do not allow to eat beef but what about lamb?

Just least what about UK? Do will move to Nomway beacuse the flood in UK?
Thanks.
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He's just a desperate scientist who knows too much science and has lots of theories for time travel up his sleeve...just that no one's listening to him, adding to his desperation. Hence he posts online!
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03/26/2013 01:20 AM
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No, he's a desperate kook stirring, and didn't know enough to avoid creating the 'John Titor' paradox.
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03/26/2013 01:21 AM
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No, he's a desperate kook stirring, and didn't know enough to avoid creating the 'John Titor' paradox.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2214567


What paradox would that be?
Anonymous Coward
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03/26/2013 01:29 AM
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I don't eat Beef beacuse my religous and Sikh Family do not allow to eat beef but what about lamb?

Just least what about UK? Do will move to Nomway beacuse the flood in UK?
Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3078286


Are you honestly intending to stop eating lamb and move to Norway based on the word of someone on the internet who claims to be a time traveller and predicted that the 2004 Olympics would be the last ones?

Seriously?
Anonymous Coward
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03/26/2013 01:42 AM
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What a bunch of bullshit!
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What a bunch of bullshit!
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Sorry, wasn't logged in!
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Re: John Titor's Final Post? My Final Words of Advice
Titor has been one of the most interesting posters on the internet for well over ten years now. If e's a fraud then he's a truly great one! My suspicion is that there is some bit of truth in his story. Maybe a lot of truth... who knows?

I wish him well where ever and when ever his travels may take him. And I am grateful to him for the endless hours of discussion he has facilitated and for the information he has shared with us.

And JT - on a personal note - as the years roll on by, and if you're able to do so, pop in now and then and say "hello" to those of us who will remember you and your postings with such great fondness.

Go with GOD John Titor ... to where ever and when ever you may journey. Peace upon you,too.
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