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Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?

 
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Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
My wife and I have three kids. We are done with having more.

We are very sexually active. My wife has tried the IUD and it made her very sick. She doesn't want to do the pill because it affects her sex drive and alters her olfactory senses. We are considering tubal ligation but want alternatives first. She wants something natural.

She tried some stuff from India that seemed to work ok but it gave her wretched cramps. She won't let me get snipped. For a couple of reasons. Possible sex drive loss and the absence of the DNA she wants.

We are at a dead end. I told her just choose something. I've reached the end of the Internet. I was wondering if GLP ladies could offer some suggestions or share their experiences. Oh we also tried the cycle method and that didn't work. Please help.
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11/11/2012 10:31 AM
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
abstinence
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
ever here of condoms??? cool2
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
Let her get fat, ugly and bitchy.
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snip snip snip
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
abstinence
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Agree

Sex Drive.......question.... Are you a Human or are you an Animal?
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11/11/2012 10:37 AM
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
Try pulling it out and blowing that load somewhere besides her vaginal cavity.


Not rocket science and not 100% effective either!


Nothing is besides the other methods you mentioned that she doesn't want to do.


Her best and least dangerous bet is tubes tied, or the pill. Don't do any wild shit or try any crazy meds.


Just don't cum in her. Idiot.
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11/11/2012 10:38 AM
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
A punch in the stomach always worked for me.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
ever here of condoms??? cool2
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I can see all the 12 year old virgins are out of school.

I can't use condoms because I can't come with a condom or they break.

Probably just gonna go with the ligation.

Abstinence? You must be out of your mind. I'd rather die.
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11/11/2012 10:45 AM
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Anal!

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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
There is a copper IUD that does not contain hormones like the IUDs that are pushed more often.
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11/11/2012 10:48 AM
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
There is a copper IUD that does not contain hormones like the IUDs that are pushed more often.
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There ya go. I'll double check on that.
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11/11/2012 10:49 AM
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
I think the OP is just trolling. The easiest answer is a vasectomy,it's simple,out patient, and reversable. OP is acting as if he's ignorant of that, and it's up to the woman only....

EDIT, NVM, I read too fast, skipped over where he said she won't let him get snipped.

Sounds like she needs to contact the ministry of magic and ask for some fairy tears or unicorn tail.

Last Edited by JennOfArc on 11/11/2012 10:51 AM
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
Anal!

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That was funny. Ha ha.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
Try pulling it out and blowing that load somewhere besides her vaginal cavity.


Not rocket science and not 100% effective either!


Nothing is besides the other methods you mentioned that she doesn't want to do.


Her best and least dangerous bet is tubes tied, or the pill. Don't do any wild shit or try any crazy meds.


Just don't cum in her. Idiot.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


cruise
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
I think the OP is just trolling. The easiest answer is a vasectomy,it's simple,out patient, and reversable. OP is acting as if he's ignorant of that, and it's up to the woman only....
 Quoting: JennOfArc


Not tolling. Read my thread I said a vasectomy is not an option. She will get snipped before I do.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
I think the OP is just trolling. The easiest answer is a vasectomy,it's simple,out patient, and reversable. OP is acting as if he's ignorant of that, and it's up to the woman only....
 Quoting: JennOfArc


Not tolling. Read my thread I said a vasectomy is not an option. She will get snipped before I do.
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yeah, I realized that, and went back and edited. Sorry bout' that.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
My wife and I have three kids. We are done with having more.

We are very sexually active. My wife has tried the IUD and it made her very sick. She doesn't want to do the pill because it affects her sex drive and alters her olfactory senses. We are considering tubal ligation but want alternatives first. She wants something natural.

She tried some stuff from India that seemed to work ok but it gave her wretched cramps. She won't let me get snipped. For a couple of reasons. Possible sex drive loss and the absence of the DNA she wants.

We are at a dead end. I told her just choose something. I've reached the end of the Internet. I was wondering if GLP ladies could offer some suggestions or share their experiences. Oh we also tried the cycle method and that didn't work. Please help.
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Go get your nuts cut you big pussy. Its not that big a deal, lay on couch with a bag of frozen peas for a couple days and thats it. Never have to worry about it again
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Go get a Ax..... Best way!hf
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11/11/2012 10:56 AM
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
Birth control pills but make sure you're paying for it, not your health insurance, or the Republicans are going to pitch a govermental control tent in her vagina and declare it their property.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
I think the OP is just trolling. The easiest answer is a vasectomy,it's simple,out patient, and reversable. OP is acting as if he's ignorant of that, and it's up to the woman only....
 Quoting: JennOfArc


Not tolling. Read my thread I said a vasectomy is not an option. She will get snipped before I do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1380277


I think the OP is just trolling. The easiest answer is a vasectomy,it's simple,out patient, and reversable. OP is acting as if he's ignorant of that, and it's up to the woman only....
 Quoting: JennOfArc


Not tolling. Read my thread I said a vasectomy is not an option. She will get snipped before I do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1380277


its a lot easier for you to get cut than her. That way when she gets knocked up by a guy thats not a chicken shit pussy you will know shes cheating on you 1rof1
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
My wife and I have three kids. We are done with having more.

We are very sexually active. My wife has tried the IUD and it made her very sick. She doesn't want to do the pill because it affects her sex drive and alters her olfactory senses. We are considering tubal ligation but want alternatives first. She wants something natural.

She tried some stuff from India that seemed to work ok but it gave her wretched cramps. She won't let me get snipped. For a couple of reasons. Possible sex drive loss and the absence of the DNA she wants.

We are at a dead end. I told her just choose something. I've reached the end of the Internet. I was wondering if GLP ladies could offer some suggestions or share their experiences. Oh we also tried the cycle method and that didn't work. Please help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8834607

Go get your nuts cut you big pussy. Its not that big a deal, lay on couch with a bag of frozen peas for a couple days and thats it. Never have to worry about it again
 Quoting: oscanator 24421278


That was my first suggestion to her but here's the skinny.

She wants the DNA absorbtion. With a vasectomy the living sperm is absent. With her understanding, of medicine (she is a chiropractor) she insists on consuming or absorbing the living DNA. Don't flag me as a troll. There are many benefits for the woman and there's science to back it up. She says it helps with her mood and her cycle and everything else. Getting snipped is not an option.

I think she just wants more kids and subconsciously is refuting any real means of BC. But then again she is willing to do tubal ligation, which is also outpatient surgery.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
There is a copper IUD that does not contain hormones like the IUDs that are pushed more often.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


There's also a procedure similar to a tubal that will nix the synthetic hormone option. I think its called essure. I know a few women who have had the procedure and are happy with it.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
My wife and I have three kids. We are done with having more.

We are very sexually active. My wife has tried the IUD and it made her very sick. She doesn't want to do the pill because it affects her sex drive and alters her olfactory senses. We are considering tubal ligation but want alternatives first. She wants something natural.

She tried some stuff from India that seemed to work ok but it gave her wretched cramps. She won't let me get snipped. For a couple of reasons. Possible sex drive loss and the absence of the DNA she wants.

We are at a dead end. I told her just choose something. I've reached the end of the Internet. I was wondering if GLP ladies could offer some suggestions or share their experiences. Oh we also tried the cycle method and that didn't work. Please help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8834607

Go get your nuts cut you big pussy. Its not that big a deal, lay on couch with a bag of frozen peas for a couple days and thats it. Never have to worry about it again
 Quoting: oscanator 24421278


That was my first suggestion to her but here's the skinny.

She wants the DNA absorbtion. With a vasectomy the living sperm is absent. With her understanding, of medicine (she is a chiropractor) she insists on consuming or absorbing the living DNA. Don't flag me as a troll. There are many benefits for the woman and there's science to back it up. She says it helps with her mood and her cycle and everything else. Getting snipped is not an option.

I think she just wants more kids and subconsciously is refuting any real means of BC. But then again she is willing to do tubal ligation, which is also outpatient surgery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1380277

She sounds like a real whack job. wait thats it have her whack you off then when your ready to blow have her stuff it in her mouth, let it absorb that way
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11/11/2012 11:14 AM
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
I had the Depo-Provera shot for about a year. Stopped it because of the lack of a period. Seemed a bit odd after a year to not have one, but I never got pregnant. I did, however, get pregnant on the Norplant device as well as the pill. After my daughter was born, I got snipped. Good luck!
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
If your an idiot and can't remember to take a pill everyday then the SHOT.

If you can remeber to take a pill everyday then the pill. I took ortho pills for 35 years. Not a problem.
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11/11/2012 11:16 AM
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
There is a copper IUD that does not contain hormones like the IUDs that are pushed more often.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


There's also a procedure similar to a tubal that will nix the synthetic hormone option. I think its called essure. I know a few women who have had the procedure and are happy with it.
 Quoting: Guenwyfar


Thank you. I will google it right now.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
Anal!

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NO!!!
if she conceives it will be an attorney and/or politician, we have way to many of those parasites now.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
My wife and I have three kids. We are done with having more.

We are very sexually active. My wife has tried the IUD and it made her very sick. She doesn't want to do the pill because it affects her sex drive and alters her olfactory senses. We are considering tubal ligation but want alternatives first. She wants something natural.

She tried some stuff from India that seemed to work ok but it gave her wretched cramps. She won't let me get snipped. For a couple of reasons. Possible sex drive loss and the absence of the DNA she wants.

We are at a dead end. I told her just choose something. I've reached the end of the Internet. I was wondering if GLP ladies could offer some suggestions or share their experiences. Oh we also tried the cycle method and that didn't work. Please help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8834607

Go get your nuts cut you big pussy. Its not that big a deal, lay on couch with a bag of frozen peas for a couple days and thats it. Never have to worry about it again
 Quoting: oscanator 24421278


That was my first suggestion to her but here's the skinny.

She wants the DNA absorbtion. With a vasectomy the living sperm is absent. With her understanding, of medicine (she is a chiropractor) she insists on consuming or absorbing the living DNA. Don't flag me as a troll. There are many benefits for the woman and there's science to back it up. She says it helps with her mood and her cycle and everything else. Getting snipped is not an option.

I think she just wants more kids and subconsciously is refuting any real means of BC. But then again she is willing to do tubal ligation, which is also outpatient surgery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1380277

She sounds like a real whack job. wait thats it have her whack you off then when your ready to blow have her stuff it in her mouth, let it absorb that way
 Quoting: oscanator 24421278

We do that a lot.
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Re: Ladies, what is the best form of birth control?
Yeap, OP is just a voyeur.

He likes to watch people talk about this so he can wack off.

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