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I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed

 
King Julian The Boy Prophet
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I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed
What are some ways to get numbers besides initiating convos that lead nowhere?
Thor's Hamster

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11/11/2012 04:46 PM
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When they get up to use the restroom, rummage through their backpack looking for personal info -- phone number, address, blood type...
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/11/2012 04:48 PM
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wow if you cant figure out how to pick up girls from a COMMUNITY college you should just go hang yourself. way to aim low!
hey go pick up chicks at a local salvation army store or even at the dollar store, they cant be to picky.
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11/11/2012 04:49 PM
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just ask her for it
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11/11/2012 04:50 PM

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I don't think you understand, I only want to know ways to come across as not desperate?
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If the threads you post here are truely representative of your personality, you're going to have to fake it.

And lie a lot.


Godspeed.
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In other words, they have to OFFER it to me.
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11/11/2012 04:53 PM
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In other words, they have to OFFER it to me.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Dude,

Dont be desperate and let the conversation just flow.
If your nervous she can sense it. You must chill like you dont give a damn. Then you will get some pussy !
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I don't think you understand, I only want to know ways to come across as not desperate?
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


oh ya u wouldnt want to seem desperate.
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11/11/2012 04:55 PM
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Also, any male who refers to himself as a boy is going to have significant difficulty attracting women.
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Rohyphenol
 Quoting: jonesin


LOL
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/11/2012 04:56 PM
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In other words, they have to OFFER it to me.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


typical obama supporter, probably expect people to give you money and a job too huh?
why dont YOU try to put some effort into and do shit for yourself for once.
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11/11/2012 04:59 PM
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Swing by the ATM before class. Fill your wallet with moolah -- put $20s on the outside and $1s to fill in between. When she sits down next to you, open your wallet, holding it at an angle that allows her to see how STUFFED (like her butt's going to be soon) it is. If she's a typical j.c. girl, she'll offer you her number in no time. (Ya, sure)
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No, no, see guys, women are COMPLEX. If they think you want them, they'll want you less, so the trick is to make them think you couldn't care less for their number. It's a game of strategy, you see.
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No, no, see guys, women are COMPLEX. If they think you want them, they'll want you less, so the trick is to make them think you couldn't care less for their number. It's a game of strategy, you see.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


did your mom come down to the basement to give you that wise advice?
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11/11/2012 05:03 PM
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just be yourself. and be nice to people
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Re: I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed
What are some ways to get numbers besides initiating convos that lead nowhere?
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


1) Study and learn: Getting smarter will help you to look like less of a moron when you're trying those conversations that lead to "nowhere" and you might even be surprised by the fact that they in fact DO lead somewhere... if you're not just a dipshit with a one track mind.

OR

2) Go try the asshole moron route and get the women who aren't worth the trouble yet who will solve your "problem"
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Talk to them to find out what kind of stuff they are in to..

Then research that stuff and talk to them about it...

BOOM! That simple...
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I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed

No, no, see guys, women are COMPLEX. If they think you want them, they'll want you less, so the trick is to make them think you couldn't care less for their number. It's a game of strategy, you see.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Please help mr. knowitall?
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Brother you should not lust after women it will lead to only more problems and this is why your confused and have no clue what to do to get a woman. You must have a good soul because if you did not then you would be like a snake tricking women to sleep with you. But if you learn truth and love through Jesus then you would not even want to lust after a women but easly be able to talk to a woman and love a woman. in fact you would not even want to have sex. If you knew this then women would swarm to you. women allways know men are looking to have sex with them and can see right through that since most men try every ways you can imagine i would recomend finding love in yourself and this will feed your soul and light it up to show you the truth and with truth you would not look at a woman in a lustful way to only have sex. Why just have sex with woman... for simple pleasure that will eveuntally be gone and cause nothing but problems you are not even ready for. i recomend checking out this link brother. good luck and god bless you my friend

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11/11/2012 05:10 PM
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Step1:give some money
Step2:get naked
Step3:hump hump hump

Can it get more easy?



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11/11/2012 05:15 PM
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What are some ways to get numbers besides initiating convos that lead nowhere?
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Chicks like two things.

Big dicks.

Big bank accounts.

Why? They are sexual animals... instinctively, they want powerful offspring..... they want to mate with you.... if you've got a big dick and a big bank account.

If you don't.... fake it.

Lie like your name is Obama.

Don't be coy about it.

And then hit it.

inside.

hit it again.

And then when she drops the L word on you.... run like hell.


(/GLP troll satire)
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I sadly don't own a wallet. But I do have a money clip.
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11/11/2012 05:17 PM
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If you can't get any at a CC, then there is no hope.
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11/11/2012 05:19 PM

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My problem is I have too much good looks, wit, and charm, and women automagically label me a player in their minds, thus making it hard for me to establish a relationship when their first thought is: "this guy must have a million girlfriends". I have already said before it's less about sex and me getting to smell their hair.
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11/11/2012 05:20 PM
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Nobody gave me any advice back then because there was no innerwebz. Go figure out yourself you pathetic fagtard cunt of a shill loser!

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11/11/2012 05:20 PM

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I honestly have not even tried, it's just awkward when you're a student there, but have no classes.
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11/11/2012 05:20 PM
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Dont listen to ANYTHING other than the correct advice on this site

www.goodlookingloser.com

someone on GLP linked it back a few months ago

since using this site's advice I have been with several women

YOU ARE WELCOME
Nibibu Obungo

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11/11/2012 05:21 PM
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My problem is I have too much good looks, wit, and charm, and women automagically label me a player in their minds, thus making it hard for me to establish a relationship when their first thought is: "this guy must have a million girlfriends". I have already said before it's less about sex and me getting to smell their hair.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


It's called Delousion de Grandeur
Gone bezerkin...
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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11/11/2012 05:24 PM

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No dude, the ladies love me, I just can't convince any of them I'm single half the time.

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