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I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed

 
JennOfArc

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11/11/2012 05:24 PM
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My problem is I have too much good looks, wit, and charm, and women automagically label me a player in their minds, thus making it hard for me to establish a relationship when their first thought is: "this guy must have a million girlfriends". I have already said before it's less about sex and me getting to smell their hair.
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Ted Bundy.
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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11/11/2012 05:29 PM

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I don't have a unibrow thank you very much.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2012 05:30 PM
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What are some ways to get numbers besides initiating convos that lead nowhere?
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet

if you're not shy, not excruciatingly repulsive and don't smell like a sewer: just approach one with a smile, and ask if she's in for a quickie. you'd be surprised how many girls walk around horny.
JennOfArc

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11/11/2012 05:31 PM
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I don't have a unibrow thank you very much.
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Sure.....

I bet you drive a VW bug with the passenger seat removed.
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FINALLY SOME GOOD ADVICE. I think I will try that, good german sir.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2012 05:32 PM
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I don't think you understand, I only want to know ways to come across as not desperate?
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The only way to come across as not desperate is to not be desperate..loser...
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2012 05:37 PM
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Re: I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed
you need to firstly cut a hole in your trouser pocket at the bottom and insert wang... then cover paint with hands and as someone..inur case ur "mate" coz reckon even if ya sprayed yer sorry butt with pheremones th eonly way they gonna fall is in fits of guffaws...anyways..yeah..as he/she goes to grab yer "hanky" somethin else is lurkin..do I need to be more specific..or is yer addled mind able to comprende?

Go away.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2012 05:40 PM
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OP. I to am incredibly good looking. I have a movie star looks and the body of an athlete.

You just need to fuck one slut and she will tell her friends.

I have a huge cock and when I hit these areas after I bang a girl or to.. i suddenly have more pussy then I know what to do with. They all gossip.

Go to areas around the college. Find out which night of the week is party day. (It's Thursday where i live)

September and the end of the school year is the prime time to find fuck sluts. Freshmen and girls leaving for good.

If your as good looking as you say it's really easy to get laid. Wear a fake wedding ring.

My friend stopped wear his ring b/c he got hit on so much when he wore it verse when he didnt'.

See, women are fucking animals to.
crestedone

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11/11/2012 06:18 PM
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My problem is I have too much good looks, wit, and charm, and women automagically label me a player in their minds, thus making it hard for me to establish a relationship when their first thought is: "this guy must have a million girlfriends". I have already said before it's less about sex and me getting to smell their hair.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Ted Bundy.
 Quoting: JennOfArc


EXACTLY psychopathic narcisist
crestedone

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11/11/2012 06:19 PM
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OP. I to am incredibly good looking. I have a movie star looks and the body of an athlete.

You just need to fuck one slut and she will tell her friends.

I have a huge cock and when I hit these areas after I bang a girl or to.. i suddenly have more pussy then I know what to do with. They all gossip.

Go to areas around the college. Find out which night of the week is party day. (It's Thursday where i live)

September and the end of the school year is the prime time to find fuck sluts. Freshmen and girls leaving for good.

If your as good looking as you say it's really easy to get laid. Wear a fake wedding ring.

My friend stopped wear his ring b/c he got hit on so much when he wore it verse when he didnt'.

See, women are fucking animals to.
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oh ya you are all big time players,thats why you are on here spouting off about it instaed of out with all your ladies, ha ha dream on!
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11/11/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed
Fake being disgustingly wealthy. Get a fake shiny watch. Drop hints that you're getting a massive inheretence. You'll have whores Galores. And if they find out you're broke who cares, you already violated the pooty tang.

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