I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed

Ted Bundy.

I don't have a unibrow thank you very much.

if you're not shy, not excruciatingly repulsive and don't smell like a sewer: just approach one with a smile, and ask if she's in for a quickie. you'd be surprised how many girls walk around horny.

Sure.....

I bet you drive a VW bug with the passenger seat removed.

FINALLY SOME GOOD ADVICE. I think I will try that, good german sir.

The only way to come across as not desperate is to not be desperate..loser...

you need to firstly cut a hole in your trouser pocket at the bottom and insert wang... then cover paint with hands and as someone..inur case ur "mate" coz reckon even if ya sprayed yer sorry butt with pheremones th eonly way they gonna fall is in fits of guffaws...anyways..yeah..as he/she goes to grab yer "hanky" somethin else is lurkin..do I need to be more specific..or is yer addled mind able to comprende?

Go away.

OP. I to am incredibly good looking. I have a movie star looks and the body of an athlete.

You just need to fuck one slut and she will tell her friends.

I have a huge cock and when I hit these areas after I bang a girl or to.. i suddenly have more pussy then I know what to do with. They all gossip.

Go to areas around the college. Find out which night of the week is party day. (It's Thursday where i live)

September and the end of the school year is the prime time to find fuck sluts. Freshmen and girls leaving for good.

If your as good looking as you say it's really easy to get laid. Wear a fake wedding ring.

My friend stopped wear his ring b/c he got hit on so much when he wore it verse when he didnt'.

See, women are fucking animals to.

EXACTLY psychopathic narcisist

oh ya you are all big time players,thats why you are on here spouting off about it instaed of out with all your ladies, ha ha dream on!

Fake being disgustingly wealthy. Get a fake shiny watch. Drop hints that you're getting a massive inheretence. You'll have whores Galores. And if they find out you're broke who cares, you already violated the pooty tang.