I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed | |
Thor's Hamster User ID: 26566308 United States 11/11/2012 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When they get up to use the restroom, rummage through their backpack looking for personal info -- phone number, address, blood type... Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21416459 United States 11/11/2012 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wow if you cant figure out how to pick up girls from a COMMUNITY college you should just go hang yourself. way to aim low! hey go pick up chicks at a local salvation army store or even at the dollar store, they cant be to picky. |
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Thor's Hamster User ID: 26563571 United States 11/11/2012 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Swing by the ATM before class. Fill your wallet with moolah -- put $20s on the outside and $1s to fill in between. When she sits down next to you, open your wallet, holding it at an angle that allows her to see how STUFFED (like her butt's going to be soon) it is. If she's a typical j.c. girl, she'll offer you her number in no time. (Ya, sure) Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 21416459 United States 11/11/2012 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, no, see guys, women are COMPLEX. If they think you want them, they'll want you less, so the trick is to make them think you couldn't care less for their number. It's a game of strategy, you see. Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet did your mom come down to the basement to give you that wise advice? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15594856 United States 11/11/2012 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What are some ways to get numbers besides initiating convos that lead nowhere? Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet 1) Study and learn: Getting smarter will help you to look like less of a moron when you're trying those conversations that lead to "nowhere" and you might even be surprised by the fact that they in fact DO lead somewhere... if you're not just a dipshit with a one track mind. OR 2) Go try the asshole moron route and get the women who aren't worth the trouble yet who will solve your "problem" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27523358 United States 11/11/2012 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need help picking up a chick(s) at the local community college - Advice needed Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet No, no, see guys, women are COMPLEX. If they think you want them, they'll want you less, so the trick is to make them think you couldn't care less for their number. It's a game of strategy, you see. Please help mr. knowitall? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5929355 United States 11/11/2012 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.youtube.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18308331 United States 11/11/2012 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What are some ways to get numbers besides initiating convos that lead nowhere? Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet Chicks like two things. Big dicks. Big bank accounts. Why? They are sexual animals... instinctively, they want powerful offspring..... they want to mate with you.... if you've got a big dick and a big bank account. If you don't.... fake it. Lie like your name is Obama. Don't be coy about it. And then hit it. inside. hit it again. And then when she drops the L word on you.... run like hell. (/GLP troll satire) |
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Nibibu Obungo User ID: 27538941 Germany 11/11/2012 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My problem is I have too much good looks, wit, and charm, and women automagically label me a player in their minds, thus making it hard for me to establish a relationship when their first thought is: "this guy must have a million girlfriends". I have already said before it's less about sex and me getting to smell their hair. Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet It's called Delousion de Grandeur Gone bezerkin... :battleflag: |
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