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Why IQ tests are somewhat misleading, they cannot measure all IQs although they can measure some brain strengths.My olfactory system is strongest

 
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Why IQ tests are somewhat misleading, they cannot measure all IQs although they can measure some brain strengths.My olfactory system is strongest
I have an IQ of 170, I was tested professionally through school as I was a child because I was so gifted I scared my teachers. In kindergarten I was much smarter than the teacher and would sometimes have to teach the class in her stead. She resented this and called the state who then tested me.

The state then performed tests on me, MK ultra type programs to see if they could unlock the secrets to my superior knowledge of this world and use me as a weapon.

Of course GLPers and conspiracy theorists have higher IQs than the rest of the population, the esoteric knowledge we delve into would fry the ordinary man's brain.

Since I was a child I have also been raising my IQ through mental training. The CIA has worked hard with me to do this. Today you can no longer measure my IQ because there is no test to measure what I have accomplished.

My mind now has the ability to see and speak with God. I am one of only two people in the world able to do this.

I work for the US government, the other one works for the Chinese. They are evil, we are good.


My olfactory system has always been the strongest, and this system is not even measure with an IQ test.

I can smell if a woman is menstruating or not, I can smell if they have a yeast infection, I can smell if someone wiped their ass properly or washed their hands.

I can also smell a women's breathe and be able to tell if she swallows cum or spits it out.
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Yawn...
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Yawn...
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yes of course speaking with God Himself is boring... what a little Obama shill you are.
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Yawn...
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yes of course speaking with God Himself is boring... what a little Obama shill you are.
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I work in the schools - I am aware of the process in testing for gifted and for disabilities. I am also aware that children are not allowed to teach the class - even student teachers are not allowed to be in a classroom without a certified teacher present. I could go on and point out the many fallacies in your post but given your last line it is pretty obvious to everyone who reads it that you are a teen boy looking for some fun. Don't you have a video game to play?
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Re: Why IQ tests are somewhat misleading, they cannot measure all IQs although they can measure some brain strengths.My olfactory system is strongest
I hear that a lot of people with psychopathic tendency experience very sharp olfactory identification. It isn't that they have a much keener sense of smell, of course, but rather that they dwell on those factors, picking out much more information, in an OCD like fashion.

Of course, there are key indicators for narcissism in your post, if you aren't simply role playing.

The identification of yourself as "good" and another as the prime "evil" in the world, showing a sense of duality with yourself near or at the top is telling.

Also the idea that you "forced" to teach a kindergarten class, which is ridiculous. The teacher was capable of going over the ABC's with the other kids, it isn't hard and they do have tests to make certain of such things. That would mean, if the story is true, that you merely believed (and appear to still think it's true...) that you were more capable of teaching others than a train professional.

You also have laid claim to superior knowledge of the world, but seem to have mistaken sensory acuity for intelligence.

It would be similar to me claiming that, since I'm one of the two percent of people that can see into the infra red and ultra violet spectrum, this somehow means I have greater than average intelligence i that way, instead of an extra set of cones in my eyes.

As to the ability to speak with God...

Since you can't actually demonstrate this as a real thing, it has no value over the idea of having an imaginary friend. Lot's of kids chat with their imaginary friends...

It doesn't mean your superman, just that you have a good imagination.

So, what we would need, if you care to do more than just go one about things that are unproven, is some evidence of superior functioning.

Tell us a few things we don't know, that are provable. Perhaps get god to share some information about what will happen in the near future that isn't apparent to the rest of us?

Show some of that superior knowledge of the world with us, instead of merely stating that you have it?

I'll be interested in seeing what you have to say. The most likely response would be something to the affect that you have nothing to prove. Let's skip that one. You wouldn't have come here and made claims if you weren't willing to back them up, not with an intellect like your claiming.

For those reading along at home, this might well make this person very angry, since challenging a narcissist with the idea that they might not be perfect tends to do that.

So, let's go.

:)
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Yawn...
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yes of course speaking with God Himself is boring... what a little Obama shill you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8307038


I work in the schools - I am aware of the process in testing for gifted and for disabilities. I am also aware that children are not allowed to teach the class - even student teachers are not allowed to be in a classroom without a certified teacher present. I could go on and point out the many fallacies in your post but given your last line it is pretty obvious to everyone who reads it that you are a teen boy looking for some fun. Don't you have a video game to play?
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Normally the teacher would not allow it, but since I was teaching the other children how to solve differential equations and she didn't know how to she would let me do things like that.
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Yawn...
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yes of course speaking with God Himself is boring... what a little Obama shill you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8307038


I work in the schools - I am aware of the process in testing for gifted and for disabilities. I am also aware that children are not allowed to teach the class - even student teachers are not allowed to be in a classroom without a certified teacher present. I could go on and point out the many fallacies in your post but given your last line it is pretty obvious to everyone who reads it that you are a teen boy looking for some fun. Don't you have a video game to play?
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Normally the teacher would not allow it, but since I was teaching the other children how to solve differential equations and she didn't know how to she would let me do things like that.
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btw, the last post is true. It is how I knew my ex wife was cheating, I divorced her and do not have to pay alimony despite my 500k dollar a year salary (she was a "homemaker") because I could prove she was fucking the numerous hired hands of the house. She usually would NOT swallow cum but it only took one time and I caught her. So then I installed cameras for the proof.
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Re: Why IQ tests are somewhat misleading, they cannot measure all IQs although they can measure some brain strengths.My olfactory system is strongest
I hear that a lot of people with psychopathic tendency experience very sharp olfactory identification. It isn't that they have a much keener sense of smell, of course, but rather that they dwell on those factors, picking out much more information, in an OCD like fashion.

Of course, there are key indicators for narcissism in your post, if you aren't simply role playing.

The identification of yourself as "good" and another as the prime "evil" in the world, showing a sense of duality with yourself near or at the top is telling.

Also the idea that you "forced" to teach a kindergarten class, which is ridiculous. The teacher was capable of going over the ABC's with the other kids, it isn't hard and they do have tests to make certain of such things. That would mean, if the story is true, that you merely believed (and appear to still think it's true...) that you were more capable of teaching others than a train professional.

You also have laid claim to superior knowledge of the world, but seem to have mistaken sensory acuity for intelligence.

It would be similar to me claiming that, since I'm one of the two percent of people that can see into the infra red and ultra violet spectrum, this somehow means I have greater than average intelligence i that way, instead of an extra set of cones in my eyes.

As to the ability to speak with God...

Since you can't actually demonstrate this as a real thing, it has no value over the idea of having an imaginary friend. Lot's of kids chat with their imaginary friends...

It doesn't mean your superman, just that you have a good imagination.

So, what we would need, if you care to do more than just go one about things that are unproven, is some evidence of superior functioning.

Tell us a few things we don't know, that are provable. Perhaps get god to share some information about what will happen in the near future that isn't apparent to the rest of us?

Show some of that superior knowledge of the world with us, instead of merely stating that you have it?

I'll be interested in seeing what you have to say. The most likely response would be something to the affect that you have nothing to prove. Let's skip that one. You wouldn't have come here and made claims if you weren't willing to back them up, not with an intellect like your claiming.

For those reading along at home, this might well make this person very angry, since challenging a narcissist with the idea that they might not be perfect tends to do that.

So, let's go.

:)
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Well it is clear you are shill, considering most of your post doesn't make sense.

Nevertheless I will play along. I already know some things of the future which God has shared, he said it doesn't matter if I share it with the rest of mankind because they will not believe me and not be able to process the information.

but the fact of the matter is that WWIII is about to start, as recorded in the Bible in the Book of Revelation.

WWIII will start in Syria. I was told it will begin "soon". Damascus will be the first to be hit, not with conventional nuclear weapons, but with some sort of new WMD that has not been seen in warfare yet.
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Re: Why IQ tests are somewhat misleading, they cannot measure all IQs although they can measure some brain strengths.My olfactory system is strongest
where are you Obama shill?
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Re: Why IQ tests are somewhat misleading, they cannot measure all IQs although they can measure some brain strengths.My olfactory system is strongest
where are you Obama shill?
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What is the matter? Thought your low IQ could match my unmeasurably high IQ? hahahaha
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Re: Why IQ tests are somewhat misleading, they cannot measure all IQs although they can measure some brain strengths.My olfactory system is strongest
other than the outright lies, isn't the overwhelming belief you are singularly special above all others like that a sign of mental illness?
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where are you Obama shill?
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Maybe he wasn't expecting some kind of spanish inquisition!

inquisitio

(Sorry, but if Monty Python can't save this thread, nothing will. OP's WAY beyond kittens at this point)
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Re: Why IQ tests are somewhat misleading, they cannot measure all IQs although they can measure some brain strengths.My olfactory system is strongest
other than the outright lies, isn't the overwhelming belief you are singularly special above all others like that a sign of mental illness?
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sorry but some people are more special than others. I see you are a communist and don't realize this.

There is not one single lie posted in this thread.
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where are you Obama shill?
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Maybe he wasn't expecting some kind of spanish inquisition!

inquisitio

(Sorry, but if Monty Python can't save this thread, nothing will. OP's WAY beyond kittens at this point)
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Turns out that even Monty Python couldn't save this one.

OP's intellect is so high he must have ascended into the 17th dimension...aka, the "silly" one.
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Re: Why IQ tests are somewhat misleading, they cannot measure all IQs although they can measure some brain strengths.My olfactory system is strongest
Op is just a troll, but he's at least right that IQ tests don't measure everything. They are designed to test people's ability to do puzzles. Those who are used to working puzzles, do better then those who are not.

There is no true test that can truly measure intelligence.

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