Because in our Great Nation we have sung the praises of a college degree, whether it be history, ancient sanskrit, or sociology, while teaching our children plumbers, machinists, welders, and mechanics are porcine troglodytes.

I am very proud of my trade skills. Despite holding a degree in chemistry, I'd say my welding, plumbing, carpentry, and mechanical skills are just as valuable if not more so.

Hell, I make a little money off small engines and welding right now. Honestly, if I threw my weight into I'd likely make as much as I do consulting, which ain't bad money.

Twelve bucks for a true machinist is a fucking insult to the trade. Go to Wall Street and fine one of your refined finance majors that can even change a tire!