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# Kobe Bryant's 81 points = Illuminati. PROOF!!!

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01/28/2006 07:29 AM
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Kobe Bryant's 81 points = Illuminati. PROOF!!!
Kobe Bryant is in the Illuminati, and his 81-point game was no accident. Here is the proof:

He scored 81 points in his 666th career regular season game.

6 + 6 + 6 = 18 --> 81.

His height is [6]'[6]" and the year is 200[6].

2006 is a special year, because it contains the date June 6, 2006, which is 6-6-06.

His 666th game occurred in the year 2006. From "2006," you get 2 + 0 + 0 + 6 = 8 = his jersey number.

He was the 13th pick of the 1996 draft. There are 13 Illuminati bloodlines. In addition, his 666th/81-point game was the 13th time in the 2005-2006 season that he scored 40 or more points. Note that the 40-point mark is considered to be "elite" in the sport of basketball.

He was drafted in the year 1996. Using the "99" from "1996," you get the following: 9 + 9 = 18. 18 inverted is 81, and 99 inverted is 66. Thus, 1996 = 1666 (via the 99 --> 66 inversion, which was based upon the 9 + 9 = 18 --> 81 inversion).

The leftover "1" from "1666" ([1]666) matches up with his jersey number 8: 1 and 8 paired together make 18 or 81. Thus, with all things considered, he was drafted 13th in the year 666, with 18/81 as an appendage.

He started playing in the NBA at age 18, and his high score is 81. Thus, 18/81.

His jersey is #8 and he is considered to be the #1 player in the league. Once again, 18/81. And remember, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18 --> 81.

He won his first NBA Championship in the 1999-2000 season. 1999 inverted is 6661. Also, in the 1999-2000 season, he played in only 66 regular season games. And last season (2004-2005), he also played in only 66 regular season games.

6 x 6 x 6 + 10 (the number of letters in his name) = 226. The score of the game was 122-to-104. 122 + 104 = 226. Thus, the only difference between the outcome of the game and 666 was "Kobe Bryant". And, with the Lakers being down by 14 at halftime, and Bryant scoring 55 points in the second half, he was indeed the difference-maker in the game.

He grew up in Italy and speaks Italian.

He is very rich and very powerful.

He was accused of raping a woman (the sex scandal may have been orchestrated by the Illuminati, in order to keep him in line).

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Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2006 07:31 AM
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You are fucking insane...

Anonymous Coward
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08/23/2010 02:31 PM
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ur messed up in the head dude go see a shrink
chesco1029
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09/24/2010 01:50 PM
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THIS SUCH BULLSHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA
afrim

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10/13/2010 12:10 AM
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He was indeed set up for that rape. And all that makes perfect sense but people just refuse to believe it because its said with such ironic notice
Anonymous Coward
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10/13/2010 12:20 AM
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Awesome,
Simply Calmplex
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11/10/2010 10:53 PM
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You forgot to add that he is born on the first day of the virgo sun which is the 6th sign of the zodiac.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 05:01 AM
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You forgot to add that he is born on the first day of the virgo sun which is the 6th sign of the zodiac.
Quoting: Simply Calmplex 1160085

Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 05:04 AM
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81 must have been the motel room number where he raped the white girl ?
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 05:06 AM
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Way too much free time on your hands, dude.

Imagine what you could have achieved if you had actually used all that time spent on coming up with this shit for something more practical and worthwhile.
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2010 08:27 PM
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bump
macmac

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12/15/2010 08:37 PM
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this is frigging awesome!

this gets five stars for pure conspiracy awesomeness.
as the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough.

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance- that principle is contempt prior to investigation." -Herbert Spencer
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2010 08:41 PM
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He may have made a deal with the devil, but the Illuminati don't give a shit about him.
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12/15/2010 08:48 PM
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You are fucking insane...

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28437

Your concept of insanity is sad. In my eyes you're the insane ignorant sheep.
Anonymous Coward
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01/05/2011 09:53 AM
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He may have made a deal with the devil, but the Illuminati don't give a shit about him.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1062191
I can't believe he actually sold his soul to the devil
I I believe this all is true I mean look at the evidence kobe is a bitch in my heart he should have knew who the real GOD was
Anonymous Coward
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01/05/2011 09:57 AM
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Kobe is just another spoiled rotten arsehole

there ar emany of them, he being right out front of the pack however
Anonymous Coward
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01/05/2011 10:01 AM
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hmmm...I'm sensing some jealousy here. How tall are you OP?
Anonymous Coward
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01/05/2011 10:05 AM
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WOW.. just wow
Annoon
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01/08/2011 02:26 PM
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kobe and lebron james and jay z and beyonce..proofs all there.
User ID: 1226579
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01/11/2011 06:40 PM
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wow. this is seriously the stupidest thing ive ever heard. he's not an illuminati
Anonymous Coward
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01/26/2011 03:05 AM
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Kobe Bryant is in the Illuminati, and his 81-point game was no accident. Here is the proof:

He scored 81 points in his 666th career regular season game.

6 + 6 + 6 = 18 --> 81.

His height is [6]'[6]" and the year is 200[6].

2006 is a special year, because it contains the date June 6, 2006, which is 6-6-06.

His 666th game occurred in the year 2006. From "2006," you get 2 + 0 + 0 + 6 = 8 = his jersey number.

He was the 13th pick of the 1996 draft. There are 13 Illuminati bloodlines. In addition, his 666th/81-point game was the 13th time in the 2005-2006 season that he scored 40 or more points. Note that the 40-point mark is considered to be "elite" in the sport of basketball.

He was drafted in the year 1996. Using the "99" from "1996," you get the following: 9 + 9 = 18. 18 inverted is 81, and 99 inverted is 66. Thus, 1996 = 1666 (via the 99 --> 66 inversion, which was based upon the 9 + 9 = 18 --> 81 inversion).

The leftover "1" from "1666" ([1]666) matches up with his jersey number 8: 1 and 8 paired together make 18 or 81. Thus, with all things considered, he was drafted 13th in the year 666, with 18/81 as an appendage.

He started playing in the NBA at age 18, and his high score is 81. Thus, 18/81.

His jersey is #8 and he is considered to be the #1 player in the league. Once again, 18/81. And remember, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18 --> 81.

He won his first NBA Championship in the 1999-2000 season. 1999 inverted is 6661. Also, in the 1999-2000 season, he played in only 66 regular season games. And last season (2004-2005), he also played in only 66 regular season games.

6 x 6 x 6 + 10 (the number of letters in his name) = 226. The score of the game was 122-to-104. 122 + 104 = 226. Thus, the only difference between the outcome of the game and 666 was "Kobe Bryant". And, with the Lakers being down by 14 at halftime, and Bryant scoring 55 points in the second half, he was indeed the difference-maker in the game.

He grew up in Italy and speaks Italian.

He is very rich and very powerful.

He was accused of raping a woman (the sex scandal may have been orchestrated by the Illuminati, in order to keep him in line).

References:
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67380

Pag sure uipt!!!!!!......>>>>
Anonymous Coward
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01/26/2011 03:23 AM
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Man u asians sure love basketball, why is that?
123
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03/16/2011 05:33 PM
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no life
Anonymous Coward
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03/16/2011 05:36 PM
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you sheeple are so blind.

the numerology is obvious.

OP is right.

All rappers and celebs and major atheletes are in the elites.

This is all shown all the time.

Only a Government Disinformation Agent would deny.
randum kid
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03/16/2011 05:40 PM
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u fuckin sack of no life shit go get laid
BowlsOfKush
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04/06/2011 11:41 AM
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OP, read this and I applauded, obvious numerology is obvious. Let the sheeple continue to the herd...
Nick
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05/07/2011 11:22 PM
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Actually 1999 inverted is 9991.
Anonymous Coward
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05/07/2011 11:24 PM
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>kobr
breathmints
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05/08/2011 01:37 AM
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Theres a site about this..they say kobe and lebron both in it..lebron wearing the jersey 6.. lebron throwing the triangle and 6 symbol which mean illuminati and kobe throwing up the o 111 which means 3 but also mean 6
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Last night, Kobe claimed that he was "nuts" and that the Lakers were gonna come back and win the series against Dallas down 3-0?
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