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SPAGHETTI

 
trailingedge
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born..

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the childsupport payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

lol
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11/11/2012 11:30 PM

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HAHAHA

Very funny!
trailingedge (OP)
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11/12/2012 02:26 AM

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bump
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"youth is the ultimate wealth, and you're a bit poorer today."
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11/12/2012 02:28 AM
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chuckle

hf
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born..

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the childsupport payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

lol
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Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha so funnyyyyyyy........
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11/12/2012 07:11 AM
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lol
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11/12/2012 07:16 AM
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cool2
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TheMacaroni

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11/12/2012 07:17 AM
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What?
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 07:24 AM
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Rice with noodles sound better.

Btw did they call the ananas like that because it grew suddenly on lava ash ?
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11/12/2012 07:25 AM
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Cocos because of the hot weather ?
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11/12/2012 07:30 AM
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spock
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11/12/2012 07:55 AM
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Hahahahaaa..........
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11/12/2012 08:06 AM
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chuckle
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11/12/2012 08:09 AM
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lmao
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11/12/2012 08:15 AM
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rofl
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11/12/2012 08:33 AM
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Did she open a restaurant?
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01/10/2013 06:37 AM
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Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

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